the only time i've chilled out and snuck around was to beat a challenge where you have to have a K/D ratio of 5:1. It was hard for me to do haha as sad as that is for you masters of COD out there it's true
ahh shit don't tell me you camped to get that K/D ratio. i can't tell you how angry this makes me. i'll have an airstrike, run towards a less busy part of the map, only to have somebody pop up from behind the barrel they've been sitting behind all game to spray me down with their m60. makes me want to torture kittens. but i guess you have to do what you gotta do.
I fucking suck. Usually I end up around something like 12-15.
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person