some background before i start my dad was a crab fisherman and smoke jumper in his youth and he now owns a motorcycle that goes to about 120 mph its relevant trust me
so i just got the mcconkey memorial issue of skiing from my local library (yeah i know i suck) and my dad picks it up and starts going on about how stupid he was and shit to that effect. so here he is going on for like ten minutes and im getting pretty pissed so i say to him "yeah dad and jumping out of a plane into a fire is really smart." yeah sorry for clogging the forums
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"timmy, timmy, what happened?! Are you okay?? christ, did one of those twin-tippers blow a load on you? jeez, timmy, why does this always happen to you."
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info- kids dad was a bad ass when younger, crab fisher and a sky diver with smoke attached to leg
dad rips on shane cause he did just as extreme of stuff, kid gets angry, lashes out, dad says bitch imma make you sleep out side if you dont take that back, kid says im sowwy, and cleans kitchen.
there ya go champ! =)
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He has a point, your Dad. I'm just saying, it makes sense. And don't hate, because I have always been a huge McConkey fan, since I first saw him at like, age 6. No disrespect, obviously, but you knew this had to happen someday, especially when you ski off huge cliffs.
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