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Zombieland= worst movie ever made

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daytripper67
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well i just shared my opinion in a thread in media/arts section but i thought id reiterate it here in NSG so more people get this public service announcement. anyway dont see this piece of shit its fucking terrible, they literally could not have made a worse zombie movie if they had tried. the only good part was woody harrelson and the scenes with him fucking shit up were few. plus the girl is a cunt. save your 5 bucks and dont see this movie
Oct 5 2009 11:21PM
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daytripper67
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hahaha what? you make as much sense as that godawful movie
Oct 6 2009 11:46AM
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daytripper67
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its not like that at all. i went in expecting a sweet ZOMBIE movie with gratuitous violence and zombie killing and some laughs. i got very little of either of those, instead i watched a corny love story
Oct 6 2009 11:48AM
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gkenworthy
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I agree I thought it was really really funny.  The part when 406 comes to his house and attacks him, not to give too much away, I seriously couldn't breath I was laughing so hard.  I almost peed my pants.  It was by no means a good movie, with wholesome values, and a complex plot, but it was a hilarious way to spend an hour and a half!
Oct 6 2009 11:49AM
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Steeze_Cake
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the movie was great, a little short but you have to have stupid humr to understand these movies, and if you do, they're great, would see again and movies are nowhere near $5 lol, but if you got hook ups like that tell them i want in bahahahahaha
Oct 6 2009 11:54AM
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doritos
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I was the opposite. I was expecting a corny love story, and instead they had maybe two minutes of bullshit romance in the WHOLE fucking movie. Not too bad. Instead they had lots of brutal zombie killing, and yeah some of the jokes were tired but for the most part they did a pretty awesome job. Did we even see the same movie? I'm not some pretentious fucking movie snob like you are, but I've seen my fair share of movies from more than just the past decade, and I was thoroughly impressed by this movie. And that cameo was FAR from average. You're a doucherag.
Oct 6 2009 12:05PM
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clandemush
Posts: 589 - Karma: 53
where the hell do you live??
Oct 6 2009 12:06PM
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Kornn101
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wasnt gonna see it - but:

this thread annoyed me, so i dropped your karma and plan on seeing it tonight, thanks guy.
Oct 6 2009 12:08PM
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daytripper67
Posts: 681 - Karma: 11
dont say i didnt warn you!
i dont know what casual is smoking but this movie was 75% gay love story, 10% funny, 10% gratuitous violence. have fun wasting your money!!!!
Oct 6 2009 12:10PM
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doritos
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Nevertheless, I'll bite. Sure the plot pivoted on the fact that he wanted the girl, but whatever, complex plots were never a zombie movie forte, so shut the fuck up. As far as ACTUAL corny romance goes, maybe two minutes. Tops. Also, the fact that you somehow managed to fail at adding to 100 when one of your numbers was SEVENTY FUCKING FIVE strips any and all credibility as an intelligent human being you may have once had. Get fucked.
Oct 6 2009 12:15PM
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TGdude
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your grammar is at the level of a prepubescent adolescent.
Oct 6 2009 12:22PM
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Z_rob
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there is a local 1950's retro kind of movie theater in my area where movies are $3 but they only play the movies there like 3 months after they open at a normal theater.

still nice and cheap though and the vibe/atmosphere at an old-style theater is sweet
Oct 6 2009 12:34PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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me too
Oct 6 2009 12:35PM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Just thought i would throw this in here.

Rolling stone review.

"GUILTY-PLEASURE MOVIES should not be underestimated. I had a scary-fun-house blast at zombieland, in which studly Woody Harrelson, nerdy Jesse Eisenberg, sexy Emma Stone and sunshiny Abigail Breslin roam a near-dead world kicking zombie ass. Director Ruben Fleischer mixes fright and slapstick with bloody glee. And the surprise star cameo is a wowser. Enough said."
Oct 6 2009 12:40PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24704 - Karma: 29,685

I'm a film and screenwriting student... and I fully approve of this movie.

Oct 6 2009 12:41PM
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Mr.Panda
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This movie is gonna be like In Bruges, Layer Cake, Snatch, Rocknrolla, or Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.  People will either fucking hate it or enjoy it.  It's just that there are pretentious douchebags like daytripper that feel the need to tell everyone what to do.
Oct 6 2009 1:04PM
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strongmark
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this is a good enough reason to see it in my book, thanks for the tip!
Oct 6 2009 1:06PM
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yojimbo
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way to give away the cameo!
Oct 6 2009 1:07PM
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HeartBeatFaster
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Went in thinking it was going to suck hard.... ended up laughing the whole time. The whole Bill Murray scene was ridiculous! I was entertained and could care less if somebody thought the movie wasn't deep enough.
Oct 6 2009 1:14PM
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doritos
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On another note, whoever thought of killing zombies in an amusement park is brilliant. Watching Tallahassee rip through zombies on a roller coaster was amazing. Definitely a nice break from the standard "oh no there's zombies let's hole up and hope they don't get in" style.

Oct 6 2009 1:22PM
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bootleg_BEN
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Also gave it 3 stars out of 4
Oct 6 2009 1:30PM
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casual
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luh you.
Oct 6 2009 2:42PM
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daytripper67
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hahahaha... um, better keep studying then
Oct 6 2009 5:30PM
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daytripper67
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hahaha i knew the math would send you through the roof. anyway i dont know why everyones getting so butthurt that i didnt like this movie, did you make it?
and your claim that there is "TOPS" 2 minutes of corny bullshit throws anything you else you say out the window. thanks for trying but the movie sucks balls accept it
Oct 6 2009 5:32PM
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daytripper67
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opening credits were great. if the rest of the movie had been anything like them, it wouldve been a great movie
Oct 6 2009 5:33PM
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daytripper67
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lets get one thing straight. i never complained about this movie not being deep enough. i love stupid movies. LOVE them. i went to zombieland to see huge amounts of gratuitous violence, and nonsense. instead i got a piece of shit love story made for 15 year olds, with the backdrop of a zombie invasion. you guys continually are trying to call me a snob but im not, the movie is just BAD. i dont give a fuck what rottentomatoes told you to think
Oct 6 2009 5:40PM
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doritos
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Uhm... nope. There was the part in Bill Murray's house, and the part at the end. I guess you can include some scenes of him being awkward with her, which perhaps brings it up to five minutes of corny romantic bullshit, but those were amusing. The rest was usual dissonance within the group of survivors, which occurs in every fucking zombie movie. Shaun of the Dead had more corny romantic bullshit and that movie was incredible. Therefore, I still urge you to get fucked.
Oct 6 2009 5:50PM
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daytripper67
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god damn i love having a frank exchange of ideas with you guys
Oct 6 2009 5:55PM
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doritos
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You are wrong.
Oct 6 2009 5:57PM
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daytripper67
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yeah well FUCK YOU!!
Oct 6 2009 6:53PM
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clandemush
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just watched it from a torrent, thought it was pretty damn good.
Oct 6 2009 6:57PM
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Tasche
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Oct 6 2009 6:57PM
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AbeFroman
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different? theres a movie out there called Shaun of the Dead i suggest you go watch it
Oct 7 2009 7:28PM
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rach
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It cost me 8 bucks, and its only 77 minutes long...but i thought it was semi-funny. the girl is a cunt though, i agree
Oct 8 2009 12:32AM
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Fry077
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wow lucky guys, my movie tickets cost like 11.50.(then again i live in canada so the prices are prolly inflated) still gonna go see it though along with the invention of lies.
Oct 8 2009 12:42PM
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zebo
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I'm glad someone else hated this trite piece of garbage. I am actually embarrassed that I paid money to see it. I guess if you like crap like Superbad then this movie is for you because its a bromance/rom com that happens to have some zombies in it rather than a zombie movie that has subplots.
My description of this waste of film is quite simple: Someone dug up John Hughes body, gave it a lobotomy, skull fucked it and then it combine all of his "awkward teen gets the hottie" movies and since it was dead itself it added some zombies.
Oct 8 2009 9:05PM
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daytripper67
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thank you!
Oct 8 2009 10:45PM
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nitsua
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It was awesome in everyway. Super funny, good twist on a zombie movie.
Oct 8 2009 11:04PM
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casual
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daytripper's alias.
Oct 8 2009 11:47PM
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ski8990
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I hope you are kidding. You don't have "better taste" than everyone. If you knew and appreciated film you would realize that opinion is entirely personal. Its not like it makes you an idiot if you don't like certain classics. There are no movies that anyone-who-knows-anything-about-film hates, as you seem to be claiming. Stop thinking your opinion is any more important
Oct 9 2009 12:22AM
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daytripper67
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haha come on you dont really think id do that do you? this is a PSA not a war on zombieland
Oct 9 2009 1:24AM
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daytripper67
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terrible logic dude. my exact point with that comment was that just because he is a film student does not mean his opinion is any more valid
Oct 9 2009 1:26AM
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fsscott
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You= most retarded person in the world

gtfo
Oct 9 2009 1:34AM
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doritos
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Bahaha, you're a fucking idiot. I can't believe I fell into your troll bullshit for so long. Zebo is clearly your alias. You prolly fuckin' loved Zombieland.
Oct 9 2009 9:58PM
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no_steeze
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i just got back from it...i thought it was pretty damn funny
Oct 9 2009 10:28PM
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A.Matyjaszek
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i liked it
Oct 9 2009 11:40PM
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daytripper67
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hahaha dude you are retarded. the fact that you think i must be trolling is even more mind boggling than the fact that you enjoyed that piece of garbage. ask a mod to IP check and prove im not zebo if you really want. i want your phone number so i can call you in ten years, come over to your house, bring zombieland and have you watch it again and re-evaluate your decision and realize it is a piece of shit
Oct 10 2009 9:03PM
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doritos
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I'm 21, how old are you little boy?
Oct 10 2009 11:18PM
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daytripper67
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hahaha im 21. "little boy".. who are you to call someone little boy when youre defending the year's premier tween love story?
Oct 11 2009 2:19PM
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Ryan10271
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Z-land was funny. Not a smart, poignant movie, but funny.

And can't you guys sneak in? I haven't paid for a movie in at least 2 years

Oct 11 2009 2:21PM
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