My gf is trying to make a Selene costume for Halloween and she is using well, pieces of dominatrix outfits to do it for the whole body leather suit and the corset thing. We found what she could use and were walking to the cash register and then heard that. Looked at each other and her face had the same look I imagine mine had AND it was this essentially:
I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person