I don't know how many people have heard of Between the Buried and Me, but they're fucking awesome. I want to support them so they can continue making badass music, however I feel stupid buying CDs when I already have all their shit. Simple solution: Buy their merchandise. However, I keep going back and forth as to which of these t-shirts is the most badass, to the point where I called up the company and requested a change after I placed my order, then called them again to cancel because I couldn't decide. I'm pretty cheap, and pretty indecisive. Therefore, I'm taking a poll.
#3 (really look at this one, it's pretty trippy and intense)
Just wanted to let you know I'm wearing a thong right now, because no one else is gonna fucking know about it tonight...
Do you do blowjobs?
Dads get pumped knowing their little mancub is slaying pussy.