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Alex420
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
whats yours?
Oct 4 2009 11:16PM
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ReetsAdeets
Posts: 1531 - Karma: 611

Repost

Oct 4 2009 11:18PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
Is that a searchbar in your pants? or are you just a fucking idiot?
Oct 4 2009 11:19PM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
bring a fire extinguisher and spray it all over her and say "your so hot i had to extinguish you" or jizz on her face then say taht
Oct 4 2009 11:19PM
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J.Braun
Posts: 585 - Karma: 20
"put out, or get out"
Oct 4 2009 11:20PM
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Alex420
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13

dont hate just do the thread

Oct 4 2009 11:20PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36692 - Karma: 110,653
"can i pee in your butt?"
Oct 4 2009 11:30PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
do you have a trisomy of your 21st chromosome?
Oct 4 2009 11:32PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
"How about it?"
Oct 4 2009 11:34PM
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duskier72
Posts: 70 - Karma: 10
does this smell like chloroform

works everytime
Oct 5 2009 12:22AM
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ManOnTheMoon
Posts: 515 - Karma: 17
YO, lemme get that?
Oct 5 2009 12:22AM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants
Oct 5 2009 12:39AM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
do you work for at&t? cause youre raising my bar
Oct 5 2009 12:40AM
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GreenHorn
Posts: 4896 - Karma: 1,209
ahahahahah thats so good.
brilliance
Oct 5 2009 12:41AM
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Lanceasaurus
Posts: 925 - Karma: 109
your a hottie with a naughty body
Oct 5 2009 12:43AM
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ManOnTheMoon
Posts: 515 - Karma: 17
Hahaha i've never heard that one before. i hope you made it up
Oct 5 2009 12:43AM
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unamused.
Posts: 341 - Karma: 10
ask her "hey whats your favortie jolly rancher flavor?" and whatever she responds with say "good cause thats what my dick tastes like."
Oct 5 2009 1:10AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
This one is actually serious and gets you a kiss on the cheek every time:


"I'm sorry to hear about your dad..."

girl then says "What? What happened to my dad?" (or smtng along those lines)

"I heard he was in jail for stealing all of the stars out of the sky and putting them in your eyes"

bam sucka
Oct 5 2009 1:17AM
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shragler
Posts: 572 - Karma: 32

"Fuck me if im wrong, but havent we met before? "

Oct 5 2009 1:26AM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
"hey honeybuns, y'all like poptarts?"
Oct 5 2009 1:27AM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
"I got some blow."
Oct 5 2009 1:49AM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
do you believe in love at first sight? or should i just walk by again
Oct 5 2009 1:50AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
Tits 4 weed?
Oct 5 2009 1:51AM
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
if you actually wanna talk to after this one is pretty good. Use it at bars or parties or whatever

you: ok my friends and I were having this debate that we can't settle... we need a female opinion

them/her: ok / yeah / what is it / etc

you: this is two parts are you ready for this?

them: yeah / etc

you: a guy is dating a girl and goes to a bar, gets really drunk, and makes out with a random girl....is it cheating?

them: obviously / yeah / etc

you: ok so a girl walks into a bar who is dating a guy, gets really drunk and makes out with another girl, is it cheating?

them: instant discussion starter with a sexual vibe. Game on.
Oct 5 2009 1:58AM
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Valind
Posts: 4358 - Karma: 17
wanna grab a beer? it works a lot. im not kidding.
Oct 5 2009 1:58AM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
mystery method if im not mistaken
Oct 5 2009 2:01AM
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
works like a charm...used it quite a few times. honestly it never fails.
Oct 5 2009 2:07AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
If shes holding a drink. Go up, grab the drink off her and down it, then ask her if she'd like you to get her another drink.


Hey do you wanna come get a drink with me?


If shes across the room:

You: Motion to her the "come here" thing with one finger.

When she comes over say, "I made you come with one finger, Imagine what I could do with my whole hand".

^ This one works so well. Usually she'll just brush it off but you have instantly made a sexual connection and gotten rid of any awkwardness.
Oct 5 2009 2:17AM
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twin-tip-hero
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Oct 5 2009 2:29AM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
theres better ways out there, but mm is pretty good
Oct 5 2009 2:30AM
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Mr.Capone
Posts: 1227 - Karma: 109
you should explain said better ways.....lol
Oct 5 2009 2:51AM
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TZP
Posts: 874 - Karma: 61
"I'm Batman"  and then take off. Collect your win later on
Oct 5 2009 3:14AM
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Charles.
Posts: 936 - Karma: 1,185
hahahhaha jamal
Oct 5 2009 8:08AM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
walk over and flick a tiny bit of water on her and say
"oh, you looked soaked, we should go get you out of those wet clothes"

Oct 5 2009 9:01AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
for 10 out of 10 karma, please tell me what this means.
Oct 5 2009 12:06PM
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unamused.
Posts: 341 - Karma: 10
it means you have down syndrome
Oct 5 2009 1:01PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11932 - Karma: 21,775
If there was ever a nuclear holocaust, I could provide for you.
Oct 5 2009 1:32PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
WHEW! higher education or google. 10/10 for you good sir.
Oct 5 2009 3:07PM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Do you work at NASA cause you sure know how to launch my rocket......
Oct 5 2009 3:58PM
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Franny
Posts: 3980 - Karma: 77
Im no Fred Flintsone, but I sure know how to make the bed-rock.
Oct 5 2009 4:02PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
or grade 10 general science
Oct 5 2009 4:10PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
you have 201 bones in your body... call me when you want another

is your name medusa cause u turn my dick into stone
Oct 5 2009 4:18PM
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
you might as well come home with me because i'm gonna be having sex with you whether you're there or not.

you should just come home with me now because you just drank about 3 martinis worth of rohypnol
Oct 5 2009 5:01PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Oct 5 2009 5:17PM
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skrilla_MAC
Posts: 517 - Karma: 10
best one.
Oct 5 2009 5:26PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
hahah the second one is gold
Oct 5 2009 6:47PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
that too. this thread is officially retarded.
Oct 5 2009 7:04PM
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OldManFinkyBeans
Posts: 217 - Karma: 16
jane: shes a solid 7
Oct 5 2009 7:10PM
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appa
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,739
this is incredible material.
Oct 5 2009 7:14PM
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Lkary
Posts: 35 - Karma: 29
haha bitchz by the pool...
Oct 5 2009 7:14PM
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Alexgolden
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
"Hey are you official? Cause you've officially given me a boner."
Oct 5 2009 7:17PM
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