MLIA: My Life is Average.
I found this sight and its making fun of that whole fml thing but instead theres just really random and funny stuff. Examples:
Today I entered the grocery store, only stepping on the grey tiles. I turned down the cereal aisle and a small child told his mother, "Look mom, He doesn't step on the hot lava either." I high-fived the kid as I walked by. Sadly, I accidentally stepped in the lava. Not wanting to upset the child, I pretended to melt. MLIA
The other day I realized I could change my cursor to a blue dinosaur that walks. Today I realized that moving it backwards makes it moonwalk. I've been entertaining myself for the past half hour by making it moonwalk to Michael Jackson. MLIA
I was talking to my friend on FB and she hadn't replied in awhile. I messaged her again and she said "Sorry, we got a new carpet in our basment and I've been rolling on it."
I completly understand. MLIA
Today, in my science class we had a test. It was about reproduction. The last question was "What are the chances of having a boy or girl?" I wrote, "100%, what else would your kid be?" Guess who was the only person to get that right.