I thought this dream was so weird I couldn't help but share it.
So I'm in some building right, except I'm naked. Not a big deal. I don't question it because its a dream and I do what I want. I'm walking around these dope ass hallways when I decided that it would be a good idea to hitch a ride from the guy who drive this white STI, except the car is only about 2/3 the size of a normal STI, which sucks because there is like no legroom and I'm stuck in the backseat crushing my nuts.
So I'm all like, FUCK THIS, I'm gonna race you. I get out of the car and fucking race this guy and romp his ass. You might be asking "What car did you drive? I smoke cocks!"
I don't even need a car. I fucking hovered around naked and still won the race. When I wanted to shift gears I reached down to my right foot and shifted because that's where the knob was. (sticking out of my foot) I even used an invisible clutch.
My memory is slightly foggy, but I remember drifting too. I wonder what I used for the e-brake.
I wish I could make stuff like this up.