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Weird story about your job

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Jibaholics
Posts: 227 - Karma: 56
I work at Home depot and yesterday a dude comme to see me and ask me where he can find lot of plumb peice, so i asked him what is it for dude ? he was not sure to want to say it to me, he hesitate a second and finish by saying " yea i want like a thing that can be filled of liquid and gettinf unfilled in few second. So then i look to him very strangly and understood he was talking about a BEERBONG so i take like 30 minute with him to build the perfect beer bong. Ahaha

i was so stoked on this story and was wondering if you guys have weird job story ?
Oct 1 2009 9:09PM
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R-B-B
Posts: 915 - Karma: 28
are you 14? so dumb
Oct 1 2009 9:12PM
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ArnieP
Posts: 964 - Karma: 13
Sweet.

What are you, 16?
Oct 1 2009 9:13PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
First off, repost. I know for a fact a thread on this was made within the last two days. Second, please refine your grammar before your next post.
Oct 1 2009 9:14PM
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ArnieP
Posts: 964 - Karma: 13
Wow, that is what I get for typing, then waiting cause Dodgeball is on TV.
Oct 1 2009 9:14PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
ye mang i no how yu fel, i cutt gras 4 my jobs n yestrdy sombuddy axed if i wnt to skool, i sead know! fuckng idiots hahalolhahalolhahalol
Oct 1 2009 9:15PM
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Commonwealth
Posts: 3729 - Karma: 11
So you're what, 15?
Oct 1 2009 9:15PM
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An10a_Eng
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god damn you should pay more attention in your english class
Oct 1 2009 9:18PM
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westSide.Steeze
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
so are you 12?
Oct 1 2009 9:22PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
you're english class...idiot
Oct 1 2009 9:22PM
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Dhane
Posts: 3866 - Karma: 1,722
what are you? 11?
Oct 1 2009 9:22PM
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prosnurfer
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funny job stories are sick. thats a good one. im making a short story book of pricechopper. the pricechopper cronicals. i have soomany funny stories....


once some people came in and locked there keys in the car and it was still running.
so thye were standing inside soo fucked up all pilled out and shit. shaking

my manager asked me to help and get them chairs and when i was up there he was like "dude that lady just died lastnight hahahhahaha"

i fell off the top shelf laughing and apparently she had a heart attack and died but thye revived her after 30 min and now thye were at p chopper pilled out of there minds. with there car running the gas away.

it was such a funny moment.  sit liek that happened every day
Oct 1 2009 9:22PM
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ArnieP
Posts: 964 - Karma: 13
Oh god Ryan, self fail.
Oct 1 2009 9:26PM
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Pisces
Posts: 905 - Karma: 13
.....?
Oct 1 2009 9:26PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
fail FAIL!
Oct 1 2009 9:27PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Doesn't sound very funny... at all.
Oct 1 2009 9:27PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
erm, Ryan, I am not too sure what type of english they were teaching you at Moller, but thats not correct
Oct 1 2009 9:28PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
People seriously need to learn some internet sarcasm...
Oct 1 2009 9:31PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
sarcasm is so much easier to understand when spoken rather then typed, along with you correcting something about english class, just made it seem rhetorical and unrealistic that it was sarcastic.
Oct 1 2009 9:35PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I fail at e-sarcasm :(

back to studying now
Oct 1 2009 9:36PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
oh btw, we got frost here this morning, suck on that!

who needs snow
Oct 1 2009 9:38PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
its alright, your winning at NS-karma, if that counts for anything lol
Oct 1 2009 9:38PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Yah I dunno how I have so much karmaz...Can I exchange them for internet cool points?
Oct 1 2009 9:40PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
3000 karma points can be traded for a internet cookie in the nStore
Oct 1 2009 9:49PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Yay!

I tried to Karmaz you over 4k but it didn't go up :( you must really suck
Oct 1 2009 9:50PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
yea people....dont like me hahahahaha its all good, im in bad forum member rehab and on step 8 to good posting soberity.
Oct 1 2009 9:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
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So i'm working at the bank and this guy comes in and says, "I need $50,000" in cash. He wanted it in 100s only. So there's a rule that we have to fill out this special form for any deposit or withdrawal over $10,000. SO I explain this to him and he starts acting kind of shady. So i look at the guy and I tell him there's no way around it. Finally, I look him in the eye and say, "I liked to take a minute Just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In west Philadelphia born and raised, On the playground was where I spent most of my days, Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school, When a couple of guys, Who were up to no good, Startin making trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air
Oct 1 2009 9:59PM
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garrets
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Oct 1 2009 10:03PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Maybe English isn't the OPs first language? God, you're all such assholes.

Yeah, I know, its NSG.
Oct 1 2009 10:15PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror, if anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to Bel-air

I. pulled. up to a house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-air.




......had to.
Oct 1 2009 10:18PM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha knew i could count on ya to finish that one
Oct 1 2009 10:39PM
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McChuggage
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
Some french kid tried to buy "gundams" whe i worked at shaws and i couldnt understand him and niether could my manager so we got like 4 other people to try and translate finally he made a jacking off jesture. turns out he wanted condoms. i have never seen anyone so embarrased
Oct 1 2009 10:45PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
come on dude....
Oct 1 2009 11:33PM
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ghosfacekilla
Posts: 533 - Karma: 72
Working at Noodles and Co and was told that there was a new employee named "katie" so being surrunded by sweaty mexicans I thought alright im down with this. Next day katie comes in wearing bootie shorts and to my extreme dismay "katie' is a trannie (guy tryin to be a chick). To this day booty shorts fail to arouse me even on the juiciest of asses,
Oct 1 2009 11:47PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
did you check him / her out before you realised?
Oct 2 2009 3:51AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
worked for my city doing landscaping and mowing/trimming in rutland, vt. the old dudes who work there now would tell some crazy stories about how they used to be constantly drunk 24/7 and would drive the city trucks and pick up bums around rutland and drop them off in different cities in new york and new hampshire.

last summer though i was mowing our local park and some bum kept on flipping me off and throwing his shoes in front of my mower every time i went past him. he probably did this 10 times until i finally did something about it. he threw his shoes out in front of me one last time so i turned off my blades and lifted the deck of the mower and set it down on his shoes. the bum started flipping out, screaming, yelling, and swearing at me. i felt a little bad so i lifted my deck to show him that his shoes were fine and continued mowing. after he left then i talked to the other bums in the park and they told me he was some new alcoholic bum from manchester who migrated north, and that all the homeless in rutland hated him. it was pretty funny because there is gossip everywhere, even with bums.
Oct 2 2009 4:12AM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
yea i also use to work at pchopper, produce dept., a while ago. you see some crazy fucks there.

some coked out, meth head, raggedy sketchy dude came in one night trying to cash a hand written check (PC doesnt allow to cash in handwritten checks by the way), so once the dude figured this out he started flipping out and started pushing over shelves of food and knocking over signs then smashed the glass exit door. i just stood there watching in amazement at what was happening, just thinking what was wrong with this dudes life. then all of a sudden one of the retard baggers ran after him through the parking lot, caught up with the coke head, and beat the shit out of him. watching this whole scene happen seriously made working at pchopper worthwhile.
Oct 2 2009 4:29AM
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FrenchToastMafia
Posts: 2195 - Karma: 452
work in a kitchen, you'll have plenty of stories
Oct 2 2009 10:29AM
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ride22
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
one time i was delivering a pizza and happened to drive by a slip n slide right when an old wasted man decided he wanted to do it naked while his friend was yelling, "you sure do got some big balls"
Oct 2 2009 7:11PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
hmm...we've got a volcano vaporizer, some pure ketamine, pure MDA and MDMA. that's pretty non-standard.
Oct 2 2009 7:54PM
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GabP
Posts: 568 - Karma: 74
its the case here
Oct 18 2009 8:53PM
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T-Holt
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Do you have the right thread?
Oct 18 2009 9:06PM
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Armanzoid
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I worked in a couple of bars and restaurants in NYC and I have seen some great shit over the years.

I used to work as a bartender in the central park boathouse in Manhattan, it is the only reastaurant that is inside the park(fuck you tavern on the green) and there was an outside patio with a bar there as well. It is a very classy tie and slacks kind of place. I was working in the outside bar and we always had a problem with racoons eatting shit and running around the bar, and we can't kill them because all the animals in central park are protected.

So one day this fucking huge racoon is comming out in broad daylight. The racoon is on the roof of the bar walking around. We are busy so we don't go up to scare it away, we are too busy running around and making drinks. I am pouring a gin and tonic, place in front of the guy, and right as I let go of it a peice of racoon shit falls right into the glass. I shit you not, right into the drink. Best thing I ever saw, everyone was so freaked, people wanted to call the health department but I told them to go for it cause we can't kill that bastard, but maybe they can.

Oct 18 2009 9:06PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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haha nice
Oct 18 2009 9:07PM
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Runthered
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lol i work at home depot too in edmonton its shit man
i get paid 9 50 an hour dude and so funny
i marked down 200 bux worth of would for some nice old dude to 15 c a piece instead of 20 lol it was funny
y abtw i just learned how to mark shit down
Oct 18 2009 9:09PM
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BEARS.
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i can see why your working at home depot.
Oct 18 2009 9:15PM
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Tinga
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i set the deep frier on fire.
Oct 18 2009 9:17PM
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poh_money
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work at a golf course. its an experience.
Oct 18 2009 9:20PM
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freezed
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yup. i work in an analysis lab.
Oct 18 2009 9:21PM
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KrazyistKarl
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i find that quit amusing
Oct 19 2009 12:07AM
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prosnurfer
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dude yes! p chop

heres another one a guy i worked with was addicted to the claw machine like my other manager was addicted to crack. no joke he loved to play that and win stupid toys. he would play every night. and one night he had to go on lent. so he gave up the claw for 40 days and nights. one day he broke and gave me 9 dollers to watch me play it. i was so high i had to accept i couldent belive it. "just slip another 50 cents in there" he would say shit liek that.  and he said "uknow what im sayin" more than j roc does.

and thats fucked. o yea and my other manager looked and acted like ricky from tpb. it was epic.
Oct 19 2009 1:24AM
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