I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
likewise, but i find when i smoke when i have the munchies, that i forget to eat, this is how i lost 10 lbs of fat this summer when i didnt need too. weight 180 at 6"3' now only weigh 170 haha no fat at all skinny ass
Rowen- I dont know what this is, but I'm banning it.
InkShrink- Oops, I forgot. Let me go back to the kitchen and make you all sandwiches.
i haven't eaten a poptart in years, but i eat peirogies late at night, and some sandwiches, and some vodka. although i'm out of vodka, but i have this overproof rum so that should do for tonight.
how much are poptarts anyways?
Shut the fuck up.
"WHERE IS THE WORLD!!! I'M TRAPPED IN AN INVISIBLE SPACE!!!" - Olive
breakfast burritos or regular burritos. Those are the only thing I ever crave after 1am. Saddly sometime I am forced to get pita pit cause thats all we have. I have them make a pita burrito. not the same since I don't like pita's that much.