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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
What are your guys opinions on sexting.  Riskay?, Stimulating?, Safe alternative to sex?  Feel free to post anything on the topic of sexting, including any funny stories.
Sep 30 2009 9:02PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Awesome dooood.
Sep 30 2009 9:03PM
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.SteezusChrist.
Posts: 2296 - Karma: 276
Some of my friends asked for a picture of this girl a few nights ago, to which she replied, "Check my Facebook."

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Sep 30 2009 9:03PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
did you mean risque?
Sep 30 2009 9:03PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,180
its always great when the girl sends you one of her and everyone laughs when they see it cuz of a droopy nipple or misshapen. classic.
Sep 30 2009 9:04PM
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dwhite
Posts: 1499 - Karma: 32
Pretty hilarious...so many chicks are all over the school thanks to their douche companions. Easier to do that shit in person...not over teh internetz
Sep 30 2009 9:04PM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
Its for people who don't have the balls to be a real man and talk to the person on the phone and/or can't get laid. The most hilarious thing that i realized when i would say things to a girl through text is that she'd expect to much and i was a nervous 8th grader who couldnt deliver when we hungout in real life.

i personnally think its gey. and immature.

Sep 30 2009 9:06PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
haha good one

Sep 30 2009 9:08PM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
+ if you do say anything to a girl using any sort of "text" its just implying that you don't have the balls to do it in real life. and it makes you seem really desperate seeing as you can't wait untill you see her in person.
Sep 30 2009 9:08PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
ive heard that kirkwood is like 3 hours from stockton. but it would make sense that bear is close?


plus uop's campus is sooo nice.
Sep 30 2009 9:08PM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Sexting is for bitches
Sep 30 2009 9:09PM
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iBake
Posts: 850 - Karma: 18
If you are on the receiving end its all good, I wouldn't send out to many pictures though that shit spreads like swine flu in mexico.
Sep 30 2009 9:10PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
wrong thread fail


as for the real topic, i love having tex.
Sep 30 2009 9:11PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
sorta sexting but not really..

my friend got this girl's number and he texted her saying "hey i'm bored, wanna talk?". the girl didn't respond for like 10 minutes but when she did she said "call this number, they want to talk" and she put a 1-800 sex number in. he got so owned, and shes a freshman too.
Sep 30 2009 9:11PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
i used to think it was cool but its not worth it if you get caught. getting caught by police = registered sex offender for life
Sep 30 2009 9:14PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
bad shit always happens when you sext... in more ways than 1. besides like everyone finding out, heres a nice little story that happened today

I sw this cute freshman that i've been eying. i said something to a friend, and hes like "ehhh, have you seen her vag?" well he sent me the picture tonight... well i am no longer gunning for this girl... thats all i will say
Sep 30 2009 9:15PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
haha
Sep 30 2009 9:16PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
was it a trap?
Sep 30 2009 9:31PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
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Sep 30 2009 9:38PM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
i had a terrific sexting convo
i took my friends phone
shes a girl
and texted this kid who graduated last year who everyone called the lumberjack as a nickname (it wasnt to be mean)
anyways this is actually the conversation

Legs: I love you lumberjack man! have my child?

Lumberjack: Timberrrr

Legs: Let me see that wood

Lumberjack: Maple or Oak?

Legs: Which is harder?

Lumberjack: Depends on the tree they are both hard woods.

Legs: I think maple would taste better.. which would taste better?

Lumberjack: I only deal with the biggest wood

Legs: Which one has more sticky sap?

Lumberjack: maple has the tastyist sap. I got some lumber that needs a
place to be stored. do you know of any place?

Legs: my forest is cut down.. there might be space there but i dont know if it would all fit there

Lumberjack: It may be a tight fit but we could slide it in there

Legs: well it is a rainforest so its very wet

Lumberjack: wet conditions produce some good wood and the best wood is found in the rainforest

Legs: i just finished, thank you.. Goodnight.

Lumberjack: (no response for 20 minutes)
Sep 30 2009 9:39PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
ignorance wasss bliss it sounds like haha sorry to hear that tho man
Sep 30 2009 9:42PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
bump
Sep 30 2009 9:48PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
I hate the word "sexting"

Textual intercourse is the way to go.
Sep 30 2009 9:49PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
do you go to my school this one girl got caught and we had to have a fuckin assembly with police ocifers and some ppls phones got searched by the popo  patro it was gay
Sep 30 2009 9:52PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
....... not really but whatever.....
ya know i like sexting, cause if i wanna picture of a girls tittays on my phone, and i aint got none on my phone, then imma sext up a girl and be like, damn girl when ya gonna show me them tittays, and she send me a picture of them tittays, and i say thanks hoe imma hitcha lata, then i look at dat picture of tittays and...........jizz in my pants
Sep 30 2009 9:55PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332

would anyone care to sext?

Sep 30 2009 10:00PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Sep 30 2009 10:02PM
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catherineeeeeee
Posts: 101 - Karma: 1
do it
Sep 30 2009 10:03PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
shits for wimps.
Sep 30 2009 10:04PM
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bout_it
Posts: 1233 - Karma: 17
nice icon.
Sep 30 2009 10:04PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332

three cheers for jeffery dahmer!!

Sep 30 2009 10:09PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
i got a girl to send me a nude pic once. sall
Sep 30 2009 10:09PM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
or its for people who are about to get their dick wet (the next day) and would rather sext a lady than jack off to porno errynight. gay and immature? says the nervous 8th grader who cant deliver. double lawlz.
Sep 30 2009 10:12PM
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MEGAZORD
Posts: 4531 - Karma: -7
WHISTLE TIPS GO WOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sep 30 2009 10:15PM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
naw thats only in the morning...
Sep 30 2009 10:23PM
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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
hahahahahahaha where the hell did you get that?
Sep 30 2009 10:37PM
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Twaddler
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 109
hahaha word
Sep 30 2009 10:44PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
the original sexting haha.
Sep 30 2009 10:46PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
I dont like sexting however I laugh my ass from this.
Sep 30 2009 10:47PM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
it was me, like i said.. i took my friends phone and texted this dude, i recorded it all on my laptop with those aliases

her name is legs because shes real tall, with smokin hot legs
Sep 30 2009 11:48PM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
sorry for dub post.. but so not sexting.. its cyber, get it fucking right!! gosh
Sep 30 2009 11:48PM
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Leafman
Posts: 2178 - Karma: 251
haha nice
Sep 30 2009 11:49PM
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.Emerson.
Posts: 1548 - Karma: 16
tittays like vanessa hudgens?
Oct 1 2009 12:13AM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
safe alternative to sex?

thats the gayest thing ive ever heard.

you 'sext' someone in order to get laid you retard.
Oct 1 2009 12:29AM
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linesteeze
Posts: 1229 - Karma: 125
does it matter?
Oct 1 2009 12:30AM
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jakepwilliams
Posts: 895 - Karma: 51
hahahahahah
Oct 1 2009 12:34AM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220

this exact thing happend at my school

Oct 1 2009 12:39AM
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saucey
Posts: 949 - Karma: 15
she is fuckin gross
Oct 1 2009 12:56AM
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McChuggage
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
Admil ackbar knows a trap when he sees one. people take sexting way too seriously
Oct 1 2009 1:03AM
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gnarlygoodski22
Posts: 429 - Karma: 18

go for it if there is somebody on the other end. haha

but seriously it usually ends up with the text accidentally going to your parents.

Oct 1 2009 1:04AM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
I got a story.  I have a friend who is kind of a dumbass.  He was sexting his girlfriend.  And ofcourse the idiot gives it via email to his best friend and tells him not to show anybody.  Ofcourse that guy sends it around, and the picture goes all around.  Well he almost gets kicked off the track team and his now ex-girlfriend got kicked out of cheerleading for a couple games or something.  Ha he had to talk to cops and everything at school.  The only reason he got off so easy was because there was no tits, she was covering them with her hands or something.  Ha and everybody found out about it.  Basically blew up.

Moral of story:  Don't sext, just have sex or something.   You are likely to get in a lot of trouble for sexting, not worth the risk to beat it to some pictures of your girlfriend naked or whatever.
Oct 1 2009 1:16AM
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