i have the lowest level phone you can get on the sprint plan, its a maroon samsung. On the outside it might seem kinda shitty
not too many features
antiquated design
makes you look like a cheap ass douche bag
but, one time it snowed a lot on campus and i was pumped so i decided to build a little jump on one of the hills. the problem was that i was so pumped that i forgot that my phone was in that sweatshirt pocket that nothing stays in while i was building and hitting this thing. It was a progress sesh for sure, minus the fact that i lost my phone.
I looked all over the hill called my phone, took a shovel to the jump, started shoveling snow off of the entire hilll.. to no avail
i came back every day for about a week to try and find this thing, meanwhile the snow is melting so i started to be afraid of what i would find if i did find it
It got to the point where there was almost no snow that left that i hadnt upturned and i was pretty hopeless.
finally after 7 days i was ready to give up and decided to just walk over one more time just to really make sure it wasn't there.
I walked down the hill slowly and then looked behind me at the setting sun, reminiscent of the maroon color of my lost phone, and then just by chance i happened to catch a glimpse of about 1 square centimeter of maroon about a meter up the hill right where the jump had been. i dug it out wildly, feeling like i was rescuing an avalanche victim that would almost surely be dead. Then I pulled it out and to my surprise i realized it was still on, still had some battery, and was completely ok even though the snow around it had melted and soaked it. BEST PHONE EVER. the end.
