I need a good lie

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Ridiculous

So heres the deal,this girl wants me to come to a party on saturday at her house(her parents are going away)and she wants me to stay over.....BUT my parents dont really trust me very much right now,due to various reasons,what is a good lie to tell my parents so i could go.

Sep 29 2009 4:25PM

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ArnieP

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Tell them that you are going to get some action.

If they are cool, at all, then no problem!

Sep 29 2009 4:26PM

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SteezyOhio

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ya, just tell them your off to pork your girlfriend for the night, and you will be completely shit faced unable to call or text them, they should expect you home at 2 o'clock sunday, and if your not home by 6 then you went to get pizza.

Sep 29 2009 4:28PM

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neutralzombie

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haha. can you stay at a guys house? then say that... my friends having a party, and so i'm gonna stay at billy's...

Sep 29 2009 4:34PM

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prontocuts.com

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^^ and make sure your friend thats the guy is in on it incase your parents call his house or his cell

Sep 29 2009 4:37PM

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T.L.

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Camping trip with your friends church youth group. I used that once with ZERO questions from the rents. 'Church trip' automatically means supervised wholesome fun to parents.

Sep 29 2009 4:40PM

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Frank_Spinatra

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pick a nerdy sorta-friend who your parents know and be real serious about how you have some important project to work on. Then go slay some pussy. Wear a rubber.

Sep 29 2009 4:41PM

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Mr.Panda

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if the family is atheist this one will never work though......

Sep 29 2009 4:42PM

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gmack24

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you only live once man, the benefits outweigh the consequences tenfold

Sep 29 2009 4:43PM

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dunkaroos

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this

just go for it

Sep 29 2009 4:46PM

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CoonKiller

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im probably going to do the freind idea,thanks for the help

Sep 29 2009 6:21PM

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PattyFow

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i dealt with this same situation for many a year, basically you just say your going to a friends house. one that your parents trust, or find to be responsible or whatever. then you actually go to that friends house for a bit so your not totally lying, call parents from their house or whatever so they know your actually there, then you both head off to the party, or if he cant you ditch that kid and get yourself some poon.

Sep 29 2009 6:26PM

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