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I Died for 2 minutes.

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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

Claim....

Got to drunk. Poisioning, then my friends neighbour did CPR on me.

Im a fucking idiot i know. But im kinda looking at life in a more different way now.

Has anyone else had this happen to them or something like this. sorry to write about this if u think its gay. i just thought its something worth mentioning.

Sep 28 2009 10:46PM
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Smuffy
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i think your sig is quite ironic right now...
Sep 28 2009 10:47PM
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lineskier10
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i highly doubt your heart stopped, when your extremely drunk your heartbeat gets so low that it might be hard to feel a pulse but you were probably just passed out drunk
Sep 28 2009 10:48PM
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lineskier10
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hahaha yes i didnt see this
Sep 28 2009 10:49PM
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Valind
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Drinking can destroy you. I dont get how drinking is legal and weed is illegal. It really blows my mind. Anyway, hope you learned from this..
Sep 28 2009 10:49PM
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gbirrd
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oh no i was dead. when the medics got there they had to use defibulators once. if his neighbour didnt do the cpr till they got there i would have die forsure
Sep 28 2009 10:49PM
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SteezyOhio
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so lesson is....dont be a fucking idiot. k?

also while you were dead, was morgan freeman god?
Sep 28 2009 10:51PM
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lineskier10
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shit well maybe you were dead
Sep 28 2009 10:52PM
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gbirrd
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lfmaoo no. i really dont rememeber the start of the night, i just remember the next mourning and my parents bitching at me but also scared as hell
Sep 28 2009 10:53PM
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Big_Spence
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Was your spelling and grammar affected in your accident?
Just kidding.
Well I hope you learned from your mistake, or at least learned your limit.
Sep 28 2009 10:53PM
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gbirrd
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lol yea i cant spell for shit
Sep 28 2009 10:54PM
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Big_Spence
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Haha I'm just flipping you crap. Glad people out there know shit like CPR.
Sep 28 2009 10:57PM
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Valind
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I wish more people would learn it. Its not really that hard. Just one class every year.
Sep 28 2009 10:59PM
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spliff.Life
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hahaha yeah it is,,,,and heroin is not food!
Sep 28 2009 11:00PM
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Big_Spence
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Word. I have my card.
Lifeguarding FTW!
Sep 28 2009 11:00PM
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Commonwealth
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"Dude, you almost just died!"

"DUDE! I gotta go tell NS!"
Sep 28 2009 11:04PM
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McChuggage
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dude i know just how you feel. I drank so much one time i had a .39 BAC and had to be taken to the hospitol. Since then i learned to drink responsibly and not to do it to get away from things. You gotta think about what made you drink that much.
Sep 28 2009 11:07PM
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Valind
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Nice, during snowmaking they made OSHA made us take CPR and EOC (Emergency Outdoor Care). Then I became a volunteer FF.
Sep 28 2009 11:08PM
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twin-tip-hero
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i drank so much once that i thought i was going to die.  does that count?
Sep 28 2009 11:26PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I don't really get how people get alcohol poisoning, I've drank such stupid amounts so many times and always been fine.
Sep 28 2009 11:40PM
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fsscott
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shit man well good ya pulled through

deff gotta watch that stuff, its fun and all but everything is bad in excess
Sep 28 2009 11:41PM
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PopsicleStand
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wow, still pretty blase about it huh? one would hope you learned a lesson.

i think you should probably thank some people/deities that you didnt live but have permanent brain damage and end up institutionalized for the rest of your life. that to me would have been a fate worse than death.
Sep 29 2009 12:06AM
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CorruptArmada
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hahahaha
Sep 29 2009 12:17AM
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eheath
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What was your BAC?
Sep 29 2009 12:30AM
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k-rob
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i got alcohol poisoning a long time ago but i didn't die or anything.
Sep 29 2009 12:40AM
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8ONE657
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This happened to me during my brothers wedding reception...
started drinking at 11am on an empty stomach took my last drink around 5pm still empty stomach. Last thing I remember is my dad giving a toast and then I woke up in the ER with my entire family around me crying and cheering. Apparently my 10 year old cousin found me puking stomach acid on the deck of the CC and told my dad, my aunt and ex took me home so I could rest and get some food in me. At home I started convulsing so they took me to the ER but on the way I stopped breathing and they had to call 911 from the side of the road. i was pronounced dead in the ambulance for approx. 2 minutes, hence why they called my entire family. I was unstable and they were not sure if i was going to make it.
Sep 29 2009 12:44AM
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Freeheel4real
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We learn CPR so that we know it. It is rarely ever used by the common person but for that 1 in a million accident just happened to be you and your neighbor just happened to know CPR. Drinking limits aren't the only lessons to be learned her. Everyone should go get certified.
Sep 29 2009 1:42AM
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h_bar
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its funny how you went online to tell ns. but hey, good that you still breaths
Sep 29 2009 1:46AM
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8ONE657
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most important.
sorry that happened, it's scary how everything from 5pm on is erased from my mind. i have no recollection of anything, just what my family told me.
Sep 29 2009 1:50AM
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Ski4frnt4445
Posts: 420 - Karma: 132
i drink but i feel the same way. drinking is terrible for you and can bring the worst out in people. and weed just makes people in the best mood isnt bad for you, i dont understand
Sep 29 2009 1:56AM
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Nicholas.
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mehh i blackout for hours all the time, more often than not, no big deal.

but i dont get how kids get that bad either...ive blown just short of .3 and ive also puked my fucking brains out until im dry heaving but ive never been in a condition where i needed medical attention, i dunno though an empty stomach can be strage...i convinced cops id only had two drinks and when they made me blow it was a .22. ive only even seen one person get so bad that it was a concern and he was dry heaving and spazzing for an hour but he was ok after choking down some water and a spot to lay.

thats sketchy that you died though, i feel like i sort of want that to happen to me just so i can claim it. no one ever remembers anything though so its sorta boring anyways.....glad you made it, ease up a bit next time.
Sep 29 2009 2:06AM
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bfnradford
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o rly?
Sep 29 2009 2:19AM
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Nicholas.
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ya rly why not?

dude i 2 sev on 45d pretz that urban!

so what dude ive died before, get fucked...


Sep 29 2009 2:47AM
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hartig
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so sometimes i do this thing called stop drinking..
it happens after i get drunk.. i just don't drink as much anymore

you all should try it sometime
Sep 29 2009 10:43AM
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The_Tim
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so you cant hold your liquor... fuckin pussy
Sep 29 2009 10:48AM
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Jodi
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Are you talking about CPR or spelling school?
Sep 29 2009 10:57AM
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Z_rob
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its true though
Sep 29 2009 11:04AM
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H8CH
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Touche....
Sep 29 2009 11:41AM
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bananas
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i saw god too, its my frinds cat, his name is junior
Sep 29 2009 11:43AM
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gbirrd
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im a tank and chugging. and i lost my taste buds a the back of my mouth. so i can chug so well. anyways i did a whole 40 of vodka down beer bong. fucking stupid shitt!
Sep 29 2009 4:32PM
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prontocuts.com
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sounded like a good idea at the time?
Sep 29 2009 4:36PM
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PattyFow
Posts: 540 - Karma: 51
yes.

i just dont get what the appeal is to keep drinking once drunk, all thats going to happen after that is puking, passing out, or even dieing for 2 minutes. unless you want to be able to claim how hardcore of a drinker you are. which then just makes you an idiot in my eyes. drinking brings out some real negative qualities in people...
Sep 29 2009 4:49PM
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james44
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how the fuck do you even get that drunk? im consderd a lightweight with my friends and they make fun of me for it and stuff but ive drank such vast amounts of alchohal in such short periods and have never done more than puke once or twice
Sep 29 2009 4:50PM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 86
i know cpr.. lifeguard ftw
Sep 29 2009 4:51PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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well then welcome back
Sep 29 2009 4:52PM
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factory81
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pics or it didn't happen.
Sep 29 2009 4:58PM
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VT_FLO
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it's stories like these that make me wish i still had my vaporizer

Sep 29 2009 4:58PM
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zylstra
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Yeah i had alcohol poisoning once. teaches you a lesson thats for damn sure.
Sep 29 2009 5:12PM
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daringharry
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i lold
Sep 29 2009 5:15PM
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g.off
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thats intense, guess you owe your life to friends neighbor.
Sep 29 2009 5:20PM
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Inbred_Redneck
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The current definition of death is the permanent lack of electrical activity in the brain. So while youre heart may have stopped, youre brain was still functioning.

I'm sorry, you never died.
Sep 29 2009 5:41PM
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