Lizze Maguire used to go to the same parties as me in highschool all the time. She was always completely wasted, my buddy hooked up with her once. I also went to a beach party in Malibu that Hana Montana was at last year. My stepmom was Jonah Hill's little sister's nanny, and Van Damme's kid's nanny, and she knows Jay Leno. A few months ago I got really high with the older brother from the george lopez show. My dad's buddies kid is also that gay guy that is always with Lindsey Lohan when she crashes her SUV drunk driving and shit.
And here's a picture of me with Favre from Super Troopers, he's down as fuck. Actually everyone in Broken Lizard is, except the Indian guy, he's kind of a dick.