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Getting my ass whooped!

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tinkytwinky
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Ok so there is this huge fucking douch bag at my school names joey, probably the biggest prick i know. So this is when it all started (FYI: this kid,compared to me, is fucking huge, his dad is a security guard at the school and joey is a little like him, he plays football and has kicked so much ass before me) im talking to my other friend joe (very good friends with joey) then joey just comes up and says: "You know you look like an asshole! i want to beat your ass so hard."

I didnt even know him at this point. I just sorta ignored him and moved on. Then the other day it was nerd day for cross country and he starts throwing food at me, so i whip a pizza crust at him which hits him right in the face! Then im like "suck my dick douche bag" from there we had a long verbal fight from like a foot away from eachother, and he was like "im gonna punch u in the face" blah blah blah bluff. Im man enough to not pussy out of a fight (one is schedueled, -totally spelt wrong, and im a little scared and dont know what to do, ive been in fight where im the underdog but this seems impossibe.) and im pretty sure im gonna die.

So: theres this huge guy who wants to kill me, what should i do? talking is not an option hes fuking retarted. And is pulling a knife totally unfair? it is west side chicago.

Sep 26 2009 9:26PM
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JHDski47
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Well you are an idiot for saying you would fight him. Why talk shit to a kid who could beat the shit out of you? I don't know, it just doesn't make sense to me.
The way I see it, the only way you could possibly win is to learn how to flying arm bar. Sorry if the embed video doesn't work.



Sep 27 2009 11:15AM
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buckers
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My threads for when the video is posted.
Sep 27 2009 11:39AM
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MANDER
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find two of the biggest scary people you can find on the street and pay them to be your crew for a bit. haha but actually its not really worth it. dont show up
Sep 27 2009 11:40AM
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Dbouch
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Come in with a straight jacket, tell him your insane.
Sep 27 2009 12:07PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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haha you can't tell the difference between the boys voices and the girls yelling
Sep 27 2009 12:08PM
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STREETS
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Act as crazy/ pissed off as you can helps to.
Sep 27 2009 12:23PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
just don't come in swinging like a mad man, because you are gonna get stomped. jab with one hand, then when you are sure he is taking a beating go with a hook, because if you miss that hook you just opened up your whole body
Sep 27 2009 12:25PM
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no_steeze
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dude you gonna get fuuuucked up

i'd say put chloroform on rags and punch him in the nose and he'll pass out so it'll look like you knocked him the fuck out
Sep 27 2009 12:33PM
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joey.
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the joey kid was me
Sep 27 2009 12:37PM
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GORlLLA
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Go on youtube and search like fight tips or something. Good luck man.
Sep 27 2009 1:16PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Hit him with your car. Then get out and fucking MOLLYWOP him.
Sep 27 2009 1:17PM
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jimmer
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you won't beat this guy in a fistfight because he boxes. you won't beat him on the ground either because he wrestles. this doesn't sound like too good of an idea to fight him. but anyways, use kicks generously. a well placed kick to a knee or stomach can do some damage. work on getting some flexibility in those legs so you can kick higher and harder. also seeing as you run CC you should have way more stamina than him. try to drag the fight out, he'll get tired before you. that's when you pounce. move around him in circles and when you see a blind spot give em a kick.
Sep 27 2009 1:18PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
the secret is fists of furry.  real fights aren't boxing matches, you go ape-shit and you do it immediately.  He'll go defensive and then you swing as many hooks as you can, it will be over fast.
Sep 27 2009 1:23PM
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m3mike02
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I'll try and help you out a bit here. I've always been small and only weigh 145. So I had a fight or two in high school. 

First thing is be mentally ready. If you know your going to fight, be ready. Do go into it trying to talk your way out of it or any shit like that. Get your self in the right frame of mind. Mentally you need to HATE this guy, if you dont already. Go in with intentions to fuck his world up. Considering he's bigger than you and all that you need the upper hand somehow. Thow him off with some stupid ass insult like your momma wears underwear with dickholes in em, while he's thinking what the fuck you hit him as hard as you can right in the nose. With everything you got, try to take his head off. Immeditaly grab a leg and get him to the ground. You said he wrestles, so this may or may not work out for you. But its probably going to be better than standing and trying to box with him. Try and controll an arm, If you can get ahold of one of his arms and controll it, he's going to have a hard time getting up. Use your legs to try and trap that arm.. if he rolls, take his back try and choke him. If you can trap his arm lay across him and start dropping elbows... Thats probably not going to happen though.. So, if he gets on top of you, just use your arms to protect your face. Since your a runner, use the strength in your legs. Try to get one up over his shoulder. You can choke him from the bottom, if you can get a leg behind his head and throw your other over that foot. Then pull down on his head as hard as you can.  If he's on top of you stay as close as you can Dont let him get space or he's gonna just start pounding you. Put your arms around him like your hugging him, and hold on till you can find a way to worm out of it. Use your legs to try and roll HIM over. Try and get ahold of his head and go for a choke.

Your best bet is going to be try and choke him... I hope you can take a punch. Like i said be mentally ready. He's probably going to think he's going to walk all over you. As soon as you see him coming you need to flip that switch. Its go time.

Good luck

Sep 27 2009 1:24PM
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Jamestown
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This is very true. Street fights are pure adrenaline, no strategy.
If you go for the face straight away, and just womp on it as much as you can.
Sep 27 2009 1:25PM
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Puzzled
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Headbut, they never see it coming. You know, when you start pushing each other or when you insult the guy and the the guy comes and says in your face "Say that again"... Thats your opportunity, straight to the nose, maybe you won't even have to fight cause the guy will be on the ground or bleeding.
Sep 27 2009 1:26PM
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b-kul
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kick him in the ankle, very vulnerable spot. then break his nose.
Sep 27 2009 1:32PM
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jakepwilliams
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dont kick him in the balls

dont bring a weapon


bring a fist pack


drink a red bull


fuck shit up
Sep 27 2009 1:41PM
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baethoven
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snort a hearty rail of yayo and do work
Sep 27 2009 1:44PM
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grifftang
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this is straight out of the power of one, which i had to read for summer reading this year
Sep 27 2009 3:42PM
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Squid.
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Prediction: you're gonna get shown who's boss and learn why it's a bad idea to mouth off to people who are bigger than you.
Sep 27 2009 3:49PM
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SteezyOhio
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kid got fucked up, god i hope if i got in a fight id be able to get the first punch in

just do what mike valley does

Sep 27 2009 4:09PM
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Mr.Panda
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Mike V is scary looking enough on his own...  i never get why people would be willing to fight him.
Sep 27 2009 4:14PM
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SteezyOhio
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he looks like the fucking guy from American History X, and in that video he is jacked as shit, like he prolly could have sent 3 of those guys to the hospital with ease
Sep 27 2009 4:24PM
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factory81
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Well the problem with not fighting fair is the fact that he will feel cheated in the fight, and he will know that all he has to do is catch you when you are not prepared to fight dirty and knock ya right off your feet.

Face shots are pointless kinda if he is dominating you in size. They hurt, but not like a swift punch in the kidney.

And if you are scared shitless and want to at least try and fend him / his friends off (by making them think you are crazy) is to yeah pull that gullitine move or some shit. Go for his neck and strangle him as best as you can, and use pressure points.

If you punch him in the adams apple or the balls (don't forget its real easy to grab your leg and throw you off if you try and do this) you will just excite everyone over the fact that you TOTALLY didn't fight fair.

The way you make it sound is he could pick you up and toss you around if he wanted to.

The key to fighting is knowing how to not get hit. If you are good at avoiding his advances and exploiting them with a strangle hold on his neck, it'll look like a fair enough fight. But if you put the strangle on his neck, don't be surprised if he picks you up with him and charges right in to a wall cause he will be a raging bull at that time, and you need to choke him quick.

As long as he incites the fight, school officials and police should side with you that he is huge and the only way to protect yourself from the assailant was by trying to strangle him.

Only an idiot would bring a weapon in to the fight. That is a life changing decision there.
Sep 27 2009 4:26PM
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TechnoPotamus
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sounds like an asshole, also sounds like you should avoid fighting him.
Sep 27 2009 4:31PM
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Crack.
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pack yo strap
Sep 27 2009 4:37PM
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squibble
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break into his house the night before and poison his milk (or OJ) with laxatives/viagra he wont fight the next day. even if he tries, it wont be good...
Sep 27 2009 4:55PM
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kzrstf
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claim that you're a psychopath, and bring a box full of turtles
Sep 27 2009 5:03PM
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PaleCelery
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What if he still fought though, after taking laxatives and viagra. He would be shitting all over the poor kid, while rubbing his chub on him at the same time. I don't think I would want to fight somebody who was doing that, no matter what they did
Sep 27 2009 5:04PM
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ReetsAdeets
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Have like 5 packs of GU (the stuff bikers use), a Red Bull, and one of those little monster shot things like 15 minutes before. and just hit him hard in the nose when hes not expecting it.
Sep 27 2009 5:23PM
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BC.
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Like previously said, make sure to break the fuckers nose first and foremost in the fight, it will tear up his eyes, blood will be everywhere, and it hurts something fierce. YOU have a better chance of breaking your fist than breaking his jaw so I would recommend just pummeling his kidneys, if worst comes to worst take out of his knees. Its a shitty thing to do to another human being but its a fight, and the kid sounds like a douchebag anyway.
Sep 27 2009 5:23PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Shows what the fuck you know. Wrestlers have amazing stamina and can take some SERIOUS fucking punishment. I mean, I hope this kid wins..but I doubt it's going to actually happen(him winning that is)
Sep 27 2009 5:39PM
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tinkytwinky
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word. By the way, i am deffinately not posting this video (if it happens) last fight that happened and i got i ntrouble with my parents and the police (i won, by alot) but after hearing this i am taking in some good answers and gave karma to some people who actually helped me. But i think i may try to avoid it.
Sep 27 2009 5:49PM
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WorthDaMoney
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that kid got f**ked up!!
Sep 27 2009 5:50PM
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buckers
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what is the point of this thread then?
Sep 27 2009 5:53PM
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PaleCelery
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That was amazing
Sep 27 2009 5:54PM
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grifftang
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hahah this was exactly what i was thinking when i read that post
Sep 27 2009 6:13PM
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Relish_man
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dont forget to say something really badass if you win like ''What do you call one douchebag who just got his ass kicked? YOU!'' and then leave coolly.
Sep 27 2009 6:17PM
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hey_dude_its_me
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exactly what I was gonna post... you just have to be willing to break any "rules" you know about fighting
Sep 27 2009 6:37PM
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CKpolicy
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personally i say rule out being a pussy immediately. gettin whooped once or twice teaches you alot of imprtant lessons, plus its not like you have no chance of winning. show up with a lighter in your hand, your punches will land alot harder.
Sep 27 2009 9:06PM
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Sep 27 2009 9:21PM
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PaleCelery
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Don't go ninjin anybody that dont need ninjin!
Sep 27 2009 9:42PM
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SteezyOhio
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LIKEA JUDY CHOP!!!!
Sep 27 2009 9:48PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Tell him setting up a fight for a future date is fucking stupid elementary school shit and you don't have time to be fucking around with him, you got shit to do.

Don't pull a knife.  Poke him in the eyes or nut him if you really want to.  I'll nut people in a fight I don't give a fuck, but I've never been in a fight that was arranged earlier, I guess those sort of things have rules.  In America for some reason, no one expects the headbutt and if you get him in the nose it'll make him hesitate for a second and then just wail on his face till you knock him out, thats usually what to go with.  Or while he's reeling from the headbutt grab him from behind the head and feed him some knees, that'll get a cheer going from the crowd.  I saw some super ghetto mexican kid get his ass whooped by some white kid that did kickboxing that way and it was radical.


Sep 27 2009 11:22PM
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Billups
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Just keep in mind if you hang on to a guillotine long enough, you can kill the kid. Not to mention if he's as big as you say he is, and a wrestler, he'll probably get out of it anyway and beat your face in. Avoiding the ground would definitely be in your best interest, although avoiding the fight all together would probably be in your best interest too.
Sep 27 2009 11:57PM
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toominator
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"And is pulling a knife totally unfair?"

I see it playing out something like this.....

Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
It jumped up a notch.
It did, didn't it?
Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.
I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?
Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
Sep 28 2009 5:12AM
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EH_DUBS
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you just brought back such happy memories. thank you
Sep 28 2009 2:56PM
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Mr.Panda
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a guillotine choke is taught to special forces as a means to kill someone.  plus, if this kid is a wrestler he is more than strong enough to pick the other dude up and just slam the shit out of him and beat the crap out of him.
Sep 28 2009 3:15PM
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JNix.
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now*

apology not accepted

Sep 28 2009 3:53PM
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