K so, liek a month into summer, me and my buddies were all chillin at this river called steelhead with liek a forty foot cliff or sumshit, and my buddy kyle jumped off it, and everything was fine, and dandy until we left. When we were chuillen after that like 5 or 6 hours after tha shit went down, he keeps saying he has got water up his nose, and hes gotta get it out. Well the next day, he can hardly fucken move, and the fucken water shot bacteria from his nose up into his occular cavity, and up through his sinuses and shit. Hes layen on his couch just straight puken from the pain, his eye is as big as a fucken lacrosse ball, and he goes into the hospital. They had to fucken like cut poen his face and shit, and like had to have a tube in his arm for 2 weeks permanently, sorta liek an insulin pump but for drugs. So as it turns out, when he was in the hospital for liek that three weeks, the doctors fucked up somehow oh one of his blodo or w.e tests, so now hes gotta go back to the fucken hospital, get fucken surgury one more time, and hopefully be allowed out of the fucken hospital!!! Oh yeah, also their are only a couple people to have ever survived through this shit, and one the guys who dide, six months fucken later, his eye explodes, he goes crazy, and fucken kills his family.So im just liek right fucken sketchen bout one of my fucken best friends.
That is all hahaha
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