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Dear Tom Wallisch, Get a Life

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AlexMartini
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 1,886
kid skis too much.... am i right or am i right?
Sep 22 2009 10:18PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
turn right = 90 degrees
right again = 180
right again = 270, or the equivalent of 90 to the left.
Sep 23 2009 6:30PM
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J-Wallz
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he already has his own pretzel company
Sep 23 2009 6:36PM
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Baskin.
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no,no,no,no,NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats incorrect that last line is"im here to help you with your JOSS edit,to add a fresh style to it!  to keep your skiing underground and hyphy" get your damn quotes right it really grinds my gears when kids do this
Sep 23 2009 7:08PM
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Baskin.
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you dumbfuck its a recipe for an afterbang cake
Sep 23 2009 7:13PM
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mikemac
Posts: 1269 - Karma: 3,451
i heard he likes dudes
Sep 23 2009 7:28PM
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BikeMlatt69
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 60
i believe tom wallisch is a term used to refer to an old ship used in the civil war
Sep 23 2009 7:39PM
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Walter.
Posts: 215 - Karma: 450
i think is was ruby tuesdays
Sep 23 2009 7:43PM
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KennyC
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woah dude thats crazy! thanks for pointing that out!
Sep 23 2009 7:49PM
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KennyC
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haha i love this edit.
Sep 23 2009 7:57PM
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ninjahappy
Posts: 399 - Karma: 14

Could you by chance repeat that?

Sep 23 2009 8:00PM
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OGHolliday
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 2,430
Everyone knows skiing is something you do for fun. You cant make a living out of it.
Sep 23 2009 8:13PM
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no_steeze
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the like 3 people in this thread taking it seriously are fucking hilarious
Sep 23 2009 8:34PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
hey this thread is just plain disrespectful i can't believe everyone is talking about........what's his name again?
Sep 23 2009 8:40PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,132
MIKE JONES!
Sep 23 2009 8:46PM
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Cow_Jibber
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truf
Sep 23 2009 8:50PM
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Eastcoastr
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tom wallisch? is he one of tose guys that dose backflips in the snowboard park?
Sep 23 2009 8:54PM
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joshua
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a skier in the snowboard park???? what a rebel he better watch out for patrol
Sep 23 2009 8:55PM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
i dont really think he exists

http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3A+tom+wallisch&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
Sep 23 2009 8:59PM
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noname..
Posts: 449 - Karma: 91
i forgot a comma.  actually i didnt, but its okay.
Sep 23 2009 9:05PM
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ben_southworth
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 447
yes sir he definitely spins both ways.
pretty regularly if you will, which is why Mr. Walnuts had to become professional, allowing him to leave Utah where spinning both ways is frowned upon heavily by the dominant religion of Mormonism.
Sep 23 2009 9:40PM
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mynilla
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thats who
Sep 23 2009 10:27PM
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Cortez
Posts: 507 - Karma: 13
timmy wallut?
Sep 23 2009 10:34PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
who dat fucker? he any good?
Sep 23 2009 10:42PM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
I now realize that tom wallisch is a robot. The only reason people ski with him is because they get paid to make sure he doesnt break down on the mountain. And ya know, they gotta lube up his joints, cuz ya know they might get afterburned or somethin if you dont. and then amplid would go out of business and stuff. And then the world would end. And this would def would make Zero sence:


https://www.newschoolers.com/ns3/web/popups/viewimage.php?picurl=http://media.nscdn.com/uploads/member/pictures/1236072161scan0003.jpg
Sep 23 2009 11:05PM
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TotallyTrevor
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is he the guy with purple pants?
Sep 23 2009 11:26PM
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Willard
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naw blue
Sep 23 2009 11:27PM
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mackcamp
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 263
It is rumored that he can do a double pits to chesty.
Sep 23 2009 11:35PM
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mackcamp
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It is rumored that he can do a double pits to chesty.
Sep 23 2009 11:35PM
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Candy
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 176
word.
Sep 23 2009 11:36PM
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steezyjibber
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hilarious thread
Sep 24 2009 12:02AM
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wameron
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is that the guy who tried the switch kang?
he should prolly get some more momentum
Sep 24 2009 12:38AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
who the fuck is tom wallisch?
Sep 24 2009 12:41AM
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bpalmer
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is that a-met duhdaly?
Sep 24 2009 3:48PM
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Baskin.
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no sir i believe thats bob barker and the price is wrong
Sep 24 2009 3:51PM
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dmc12380
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yea, he's in the al-queda
Sep 24 2009 3:53PM
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closeyetfar11
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Negatory.  Only Ryan Sheckler has the skill, and the know-how to pull that off.
Sep 24 2009 3:56PM
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Wirta
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wha? Tom Wallnuts? who the Fuck is dat? King of afterbang maybe?
Sep 24 2009 4:02PM
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LINJA
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lots of comedians in this thread
Sep 24 2009 6:32PM
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NW_Rider
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Its TWall not the Sitg haha
Sep 24 2009 6:43PM
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Davy.Crockett
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hahaha
Sep 24 2009 6:51PM
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artfullydodged
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that tam whalenuts hooligan is ruining our sport
Sep 24 2009 8:20PM
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STREETS
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Yeah the oakley  Osamas are actually ahemts pro models.
Sep 24 2009 8:31PM
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enick
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the sw 10 he does at 5:30 is rediculous
Sep 24 2009 10:23PM
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bananas
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he should have his own talk show
Sep 24 2009 10:33PM
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.Emerson.
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666 posts!!!!
Sep 24 2009 11:18PM
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Galli
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"Dear Creator of this Threar, Get a Life"
Sep 25 2009 12:46AM
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Ben.
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wuts a threar?
Sep 25 2009 1:10AM
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Shreddysaurus
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Alrite i finally figured out wat tom wallisch really is. i was watching the discovering channel and it was a special on the 2012 theory. im sure you are all aware of this...the world ends blah blah blah zombies take over the world watever. well there was some controversy over what was going to be the inciting incident to start the domino effect of the world collapsing. some say its the alignment of the moon and planets but others say its the coming of the anti-christ. welll some unknown scientists did some studies of nostradamus's writing and found that the world will begin to fall apart when tom wallisch dies. the interesting part is the way he dies. he is hitting a normal everday jump and park city but tommy W. gets so hyphy and afterbangs so hard that he actually blows up mid landing and the world begins to crumble.
Sep 25 2009 1:16AM
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clandemush
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yes, he most certainly is
Sep 25 2009 1:53AM
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clandemush
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nahhh
Sep 25 2009 1:53AM
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