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your keeping it?
What cool sh*t does a turtle play with? ha ha...
turtles can be fun pets, but their tanks smell like old man nuts if you don't clean them often.
my roomate and i had a 10 year old russian tortise named milly that had the run of our condo as long as there weren't any dogs visiting.
at first she was a cool pet, but she got to be too finicky for us to handle and she was sold to someone with more time on his hands to play with tortises.
snapping turtles hiss and fuck shit up. i was messing with a big one at my neighbors pond and it bit through the leather and into the steel of my steel toe boots and took out a good chunk of the rubber sole.
snapping turtles aint nothin to fuck wit