visors. preferably faded and frayed, never worn correctly.
bonus points if you achieve the coveted upside down crooked backwards visor combo with spikes out the top.
wow best site on the entire fucking internet thanks a ton bro!!!
By far my favorite comment on the site:
When I was at boarding school back in the day we used to pee in glass Nantucket Nectar bottles at night because we were too damn lazy to walk to the hallway bathroom. The bottles usually were saved and whenever the temperature dropped below freezing we would make it rain.
We would throw these bottles onto a highly utilized, outdoor staircase and the urine would freeze over night. The next day the peon custodians had to clean up the numerous pieces of shattered glass, some of which were stuck to our frozen piss. Also, dumbass bras wearing traction-less shoes would eat shit and slide down the urine-soaked concrete stairs. Not only would they be in the equivalent pain of just getting railed out in the ass, but also they would inspect their hands and realize that the ice was not water but human urine.
Guidos are not bros, those are two tottally different types of people,
buy some vinard vines, rock j crew, play frisbe and listen to dmb...simple
there seem to be many definitions of what a bro is.......
where im from most of the bro's come from the North Shore of Nassau County (L.I.). they have impeccable tans, ridicolous tribal tattoos, spend more time in the gym than at home, all drive Infiniti G35's, listen to obnoxious house music. they share many similarities with guido's. except the guidos all have spiked hair and all kinds of gel in it. a bro may or may not have that but will sometimes also try and act / non bro'ish. shaved head, sandles, hat with a supercurved brim etc... if you would like to seem some of these people go to Hunter Mountain and watch them attempt to snowboard. im sure they will be wearing the new Ed Hardy lineup this year.