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I think i have swine flu...

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charmander
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because wsu is like 3 hours away from spokane and tey have over 2000 cases, i started feeling shitty yesterday and now im super shitty.

i have all these exceot the diarrhea/vomiting

  • unusual tiredness, 
  • headache,
  • runny nose,
  • sore throat,
  • shortness of breath or cough,
  • loss of appetite, 
  • aching muscles,
  • diarrhoea or vomiting.

Sep 21 2009 12:30PM
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clandemush
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hope you dont have something worse than swine dude. i thought i had swine this summer, and it just kept getting worse and eventually i went to the hospital and i had some really rare strain of the flu and they told me i only had a 10 percent chance of living at one point.. scariest shit ever

swine sucks, but you dont want anything worse...
Oct 8 2009 6:52PM
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Queen_Selassie
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you can blame the wonderful government for your illness. i would.
Oct 8 2009 6:56PM
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PilleDaKid
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Well then get the fuck off NS I don't want to catch that shit.
Oct 8 2009 6:58PM
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Crack.
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before anyone takes this serious..

/sarcasm
Oct 8 2009 6:59PM
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selkirks
Posts: 1978 - Karma: 59
What are you talking about? Come on, everyone in Spokane has swine flu. 15% of my school was out today.
Oct 8 2009 7:02PM
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Ben.
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yeah. and more die from the REGULAR flu every year
Oct 8 2009 7:02PM
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PeterNorth
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Man up pussy
Oct 8 2009 8:00PM
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double_D
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me being a doctor and all....i think you have a small case of vaginalitis
Oct 8 2009 8:53PM
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californiagrown
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I think i've just got superhuman immunity powers, cause ive been playing pong, and whatnot since school started here (WSU), and i havn't gotten it (knock, knock).  i also live in a frat and the greek community was the hardest hit.  Its actually alot shorter and in most casses mellower than the normal flu
Oct 8 2009 9:03PM
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EvanMeyer
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some kid in my school had it chilled at his house for like a month and came back fine
Oct 8 2009 9:12PM
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.jesus.
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shit son me to im just getting over it though bleh i feel like shit
Oct 8 2009 9:35PM
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gmack24
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more like 650 deaths world wide.
Oct 8 2009 9:51PM
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ThaLorax
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ha, glad to see someone actually knows what's up
Oct 8 2009 10:23PM
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cashdebt
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soooo many kids at my school have it. Yesterday 1/3 of our school was out
Oct 8 2009 10:25PM
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icon1234
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I may or may not have swine flu the doctor said i begin exhibiting flu like symptoms and I may end up having it. However he said there is nothing he can do because I dont fall in the "at risk" category the cdc has and he cant give me any medicine, cool beans.
Oct 8 2009 10:31PM
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charmander
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hahaha


niceee, well, obviously i didnt die or anything
Oct 8 2009 10:39PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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What kinda pussy gets swine flu...if that virus ever got into my body my immune system would kick it in the balls then shit on it's chest..right before curbstomping it.
Oct 8 2009 10:41PM
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charmander
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i was stuck on a bus with a swinered kid for 8 hours... 2 days in a row.

first time being sick in like 3 years
Oct 8 2009 10:46PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Nice excuse..in all honesty it's probably because you suck at life.
Oct 8 2009 10:47PM
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charmander
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yeah probably
Oct 8 2009 11:00PM
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charmander_sucks
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Haha that's great I couldn't agree more, man mythreads so much good charmander bashing probably just has aids being gay and all.... whos with me!?
Oct 8 2009 11:07PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Fuck you, go eat shit.
Oct 8 2009 11:15PM
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B.Fantana
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damn some girl in my college died of swine flu a couple of days ago
Oct 8 2009 11:34PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20

EXACTLY.

swine isnt a fucking big deal at all. like shit i have every symtom there execpt vomit. i truly dont care at all that its swine flu. im happy its swine cuz the real flu is worse. swine is nothing so everyone stfu about it.

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Oct 8 2009 11:36PM
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dstriebs
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20% of the kids at me school are out due to the swine flu, including my girlfriend. It really isn't much different than the regular flu and isn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be.
Oct 8 2009 11:41PM
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k-rob
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oh fuck that's like 1/8th of a school.
Oct 9 2009 12:57AM
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k-rob
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oh and i forgot to add that regular flu kills a few hundred thousand people every year. swine flu is such a pussy compared to every other kind of flu.
Oct 9 2009 1:01AM
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captaincrunch
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i think avian flu is H1N1. swine flu is H5N1. (but i could be wrong)

ive been sick for a week. no vomiting, but a high fever that peaked at 105.3 yesterday morning. my entire body hurts. the feeling fluxuates from freezing to death to sweating a small ocean cos im so hot. loss of appetite too.

not even tryna complain. im just saying i think i have it, and if you have anything like this, you might too.

btw i live in seattle...
Oct 9 2009 2:11AM
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selkirks
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Vice versa. Bird Flu is H5N1. Swine Flue is H1N1.
Oct 9 2009 2:25AM
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selkirks
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*flu.

my bad. sorry for the double post.
Oct 9 2009 2:25AM
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captaincrunch
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i stand corrected. thank you.
Oct 9 2009 3:28AM
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