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I think i have swine flu...

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charmander
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because wsu is like 3 hours away from spokane and tey have over 2000 cases, i started feeling shitty yesterday and now im super shitty.

i have all these exceot the diarrhea/vomiting

  • unusual tiredness, 
  • headache,
  • runny nose,
  • sore throat,
  • shortness of breath or cough,
  • loss of appetite, 
  • aching muscles,
  • diarrhoea or vomiting.

Sep 21 2009 12:30PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
i have all of those symptoms, ive been sick for a week and a girl in one of my classes has swine flu
Sep 21 2009 12:32PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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it kind of sounds like you have.... the flu
Sep 21 2009 12:33PM
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jamers
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fackkkkkk ive had that for the last week or two
haha i think its just a cold though im still mad active with it
good luck for you guy
i think theres a fever with it though
Sep 21 2009 12:33PM
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Balto
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tht sucks
Sep 21 2009 12:33PM
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lineskier10
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you're fucked start planning the funeral
Sep 21 2009 12:36PM
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WillStart
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yea don't forget that the regular flu is still out there too. what about a fever? i heard swine flu is accompanied by a fever that comes on hard and fast and is one of the first symptoms. if you don't really have that, i would be it's just the flu or something else
Sep 21 2009 12:38PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Sep 21 2009 12:43PM
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caylorswift
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WSU is like an hour away from spokane, so you definitely got swinered.


Sep 21 2009 12:44PM
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charmander
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more like an hour and a half to 2 hours, but yeahhh
Sep 21 2009 12:46PM
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Ryan10271
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Is your skin super sensitive? That's another symptom of flu in general.

I heard that regular flu isn't around yet, but that might be hype

Sep 21 2009 12:53PM
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SARTRON
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jesus christ, this swine flu "epidemic" has gone too far. do you know how many people die from the regular flu every year?

"approximately 5% to 20% of U.S. residents get the flu, and more than 200,000 persons are hospitalized for flu-related complications each year. About 36,000 Americans die on average per year from the complications of flu."

THATS HOW MANY.
Sep 21 2009 12:53PM
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prontocuts.com
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I had it, shit's weak
Sep 21 2009 12:58PM
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thebeesknees
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go get it checked out
Sep 21 2009 1:01PM
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GORlLLA
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Don't die
Sep 21 2009 1:11PM
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Mr.Panda
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you folks down at the ZZU are fucked.  you guys STILL have swine flu cases?
Sep 21 2009 1:17PM
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Moonlight
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just a little something to pick you up, vomitting is like the main symptom so if you dont have any of that you're chances of not having it are that much better
Sep 21 2009 2:21PM
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PhaedeD
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i bet you do have it. i bet i have it and i havent got the symptoms yet.

this girl my friend has been kicking it with i guess has it, she got quarantined and shit. my friend has been feeling sick since then and i have been smoking blunts with him soooo..... i dunno though i feel fine and my boy that lives with him has felt fine for a week now. so maybe we wont get it. if we do owell, whatever doesnt kill me will just make me stronger.
Sep 21 2009 2:24PM
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Corben
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my brother goes to wazzu. him and his gf got the swine. its not that big of a deal.
Sep 21 2009 2:25PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I got swine flu and I was fine in 2 days.

My dad got it though and he was totally fucked for like a week, and he's healthier than I am.
Sep 21 2009 2:30PM
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ThaLorax
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You do realize that those are normal flu symptoms, not just H1N1 right?




The media's got you scurrrred.  It's just another fucking flew that's slighly more contagious than normal.  There's a bad flu every year.  You'll live.
Sep 21 2009 2:50PM
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DaveM
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My cousine had swine flu and its actually really exaggerated and not something too serious. You can be treated easily if you have it, it should seem almost like a common cold. There shouldnt be a need to worry.  but definetly get yourself checked
Sep 21 2009 2:55PM
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Dustin.
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So what?  No one said anything about dying, and he probably has the swine flu.  It's the flu that's going around this year, and lots of people have it already.  What is your problem?  Just ignorant?
Sep 21 2009 2:59PM
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freeski1620
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yeah, i just found out i have it a few hours ago. im excused from all my classes the rest of the week, and supposedly by the weekend i should be set to jet. this cough blows though. hard.
Sep 21 2009 2:59PM
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Scrub
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well thats a hamdemic
Sep 21 2009 3:04PM
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anxju
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dont be a rahTARD. just because you have the common cold doesnt mean you have swine flu. if every time i got those symptons i had swine flu, i woulda had it like 3 times since may
Sep 21 2009 3:13PM
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eastside
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3 hours is pretty damn far. i wouldn't worry about it.
Sep 21 2009 3:14PM
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toominator
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Well sure, I'm happy for your cousin, but it's different for everyone.
I'm assuming I had it because I had a vaccine for the regular flu. I spent most of a week in bed and then another two weeks before I felt fully better again.

It's not that big a deal though. People will get it and the vast majority will be fine. The reason it's a big deal is because it mainly affects people who don't usually get the normal flu, ie younger to middle aged people
Sep 21 2009 3:27PM
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BrewskiJr
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Call a doctor and they will ask you some questions to see if you need to come in or not.
Dont get all scared and shit though. Its not worth it. Swine isnt as terrible as everyone says. Its the same as the normal flu except its a lot easier to get it. There have been 4 people in my dorm who had it and got over it in a couple days.
Sep 21 2009 3:29PM
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ThaLorax
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that could've been a side effect of the vaccine. even the developers of the vaccine, especialy the H1N1 vaccine, are refusing to take them now.  they're a money making scheme for the pharmaceuticals that manufacture them and they have very dangerous chemicals in them that do not belong there.
Sep 21 2009 3:30PM
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COskier
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Don't bother with a "doctor". Just have sex with a virgin, it's a panacea. Trust me thats how I kicked that pesky hiv virus.
Sep 21 2009 3:35PM
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coolhandluke
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i thought if you just shower afterwards you're safe:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4879822.stm

(head of south africa's anti-aids program seriously believed the shower-after-sex method)
Sep 21 2009 3:38PM
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caylorswift
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Maybe if you drive like a grandma
Sep 21 2009 4:05PM
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Shewlur...
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probably just the regular flu. I had the flu for 3 weeks in august and had the same symptoms. go see a doctor, and get some antibiotics.
Sep 21 2009 4:18PM
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k-rob
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yeah i had the flu, it sucked, but i got over it.
Sep 21 2009 4:21PM
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toominator
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Right, but I got a regular flu vaccine and about 4 months before I got swine flu.. so I don't think that was it.

I wouldn't have got it, but my immune system has kinda been fucked since I had glandular fever (mono for you north americans) quite bad and I can't really afford to loose a weeks wages like just happened with swine flu
Sep 21 2009 4:28PM
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garrets
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yeh i think people are making a bigger deal than it shuld be
Sep 21 2009 6:17PM
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ScuffDUFF
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im 2 hrs from spokane.  Hope i dont get swinered.
Sep 21 2009 6:19PM
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Cudder.
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FUCK i have those symptoms and so does every other kid in my school
Sep 21 2009 6:23PM
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heFF
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got diagnosed this morning shit sucks
Oct 8 2009 3:42PM
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pmw
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kewl. its the same a as the regular flu basically...
Oct 8 2009 4:48PM
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charmander_sucks
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I never been this happy in my life,

enjoy Swine Flu loser try not to puke too much loser

btw you suck,

screw you dirtbag

Oh and you suck, I cant believe this

This is great seriously I dont like you Gtfo
Oct 8 2009 5:17PM
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Black.Bird
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Wow man, you're retarded. Swine flu can be serious and your making a joke about it...
Oct 8 2009 5:22PM
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pmw
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is my sarcasm meter broken?
Oct 8 2009 5:24PM
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Mr.Panda
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Is, Charmander's stalker back?
Oct 8 2009 5:31PM
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50in07
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I had all those symptoms and i went to the doctor and it turned out I had pneumonia and there is like no difference between swine flu and normal flu the doctor i went to doesn't even test for swine because they treat them the exact same way.
Oct 8 2009 5:34PM
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k-rob
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swine flu is a joke. it's like a pussy version of the regular flu, it's killed, what, 10 people worldwide so far?
hey, anybody remember SARS? that killed less than 800 people worldwide, yet the media made a big fucking deal out of it for months.
this shit is nothing, i have a higher chance of being hit by lightning than i do getting killed by swine flu.

everyone is a pussy.
Oct 8 2009 5:53PM
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ThaLorax
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word
Oct 8 2009 6:43PM
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Crack.
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dude, are you serious? Swine flu is really harmful and they project it's going to kill a lot of people. they aren't making a lot of vaccinations at the moment so not many people, if any can get them. a lot of people will die. swine flu is not a joke.
Oct 8 2009 6:49PM
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Black.Bird
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yeah I agree, but in some cases it can be serious. I mean some people have died from it
Oct 8 2009 6:49PM
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