So I have been seeing a shit ton of threads and posts along the lines of: 'I got _name of skis_ what would be good bindings for them?' or 'Which bindings go best with _name of ski_?'
So to help all you lost souls out there I thought I would make a little guide on help deciding which bindings are an appropriate match for your skis.
Her it is:
IT DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER!
for the most part this is 100% true, the exception would be get a touring binding if you need it, don't if you don't. And don't get a tele binding because only cocksuckers and bible thumpers drop to their knees. Ladies and evangelicals feel free.
When it comes to choosing a binding for your afterbangs, it is gonna be no different then chosing a binding for your hellbents or blue steeles or bibby pros. I know some of you are thinking 'but wait, isn't the jester/griffon/schizo designed for wider skis. Well there are two things about that. First off it is designed for skis over 75mm at the waist or something; if any of your skis are under 75mm at the waist you had better be a racer or they are for april 1st only. Secondly, it does not do jack shit, especially jack shit any of you rats with spk's or fullshits will notice. A salomon binding, a look binding or a tyrolia binding all ski fat skis just as well as that jester does. That concept is just something that I and other salesmen shove down idiots throats when we feel like moving that binding.
So, pick your ski, and then pick which binding offers the features you are interested in. and stop asking a bunch of people, who for the most part are just as dumb as you are, which binding goes with which ski.
If you like Jesters, buy a bunch and put them on all your skis. If you like STH, buy a bunch and put them on your skis. So on and so forth for all bindings.