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Why do all freeskiers dress like clowns?

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psyduck
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The IF3 ski film festival thing is a block from my office..

and all I see is kids in either tight jeans and florescent scarves or jeans and tshirts 5 times as big as them.
I swear this street looks like a circus.

learn how to dress ffs.


Sep 18 2009 4:07PM
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creighton
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why do insane clowns have a posse?
Sep 18 2009 4:10PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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cause they're TRYING TO BE DIFFERENT!
bahahahaha
Sep 18 2009 4:11PM
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MANDER
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its because skiings not about having fun, its about being different
Sep 18 2009 4:26PM
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Brenone
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Sep 18 2009 4:32PM
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Valind
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I agree man, this shit is a joke.  They are trying to hard.  It makes our sport look so bad.  I mean, who thinks tight jeans and a 5xxl tall t looks good. 
Sep 18 2009 4:35PM
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musick13
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noooo clowns dress better



although I do like to wear tall tees anyways
Sep 18 2009 4:53PM
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MattWeiss
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there is nothing wrong with wearing tall t's in public

however

there is something wrong with nighty sized t in public
Sep 18 2009 4:56PM
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Shewlur...
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Hahahahaha.

And to the OP, who the fuck cares.
Sep 18 2009 5:00PM
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EVAN.F
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Hahaha
Sep 18 2009 5:02PM
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seward
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thank you

too many skiers dress like fucking tools.

but then again if a pro wore pink panties and pink panties only, that would be the next huge ski fad for all the little kiddies

Sep 18 2009 5:33PM
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skiP.E.I.
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A newschool skier is basically a one person circus. We wear funny clothes, act weird and do aerial/gymnastic-like maneouvres that require spatial awareness and balance. All this is usually accompanied by music, and can be entertaining to watch.
Sep 18 2009 5:40PM
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psyduck
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fucking clowns.

Sep 18 2009 5:53PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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this is my steezeClick for larger image
Sep 18 2009 5:53PM
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R-B-B
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thats so hood
Sep 18 2009 6:16PM
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freestyler540
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hahahahahaha like clowns! well put!

Sep 18 2009 6:18PM
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yellav
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clown school?
Sep 18 2009 6:32PM
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p-fo
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THUG!!!!!!
Sep 18 2009 6:33PM
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tommyp1ckles
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hahaha HOODRAT
Sep 18 2009 8:50PM
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CoolioDude
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haha it looks like they are trying to butter
Sep 18 2009 8:53PM
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WorthDaMoney
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lmao, what did you google to find that?
Sep 18 2009 8:55PM
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Otter.
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FUCK YOU psyduck

tall tees FTW!

Sep 18 2009 9:25PM
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Funnel
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I can't wait until gaper day 20 years from now.  Everyone will be stretching tall tees out, making gun motions and laughing.
Sep 18 2009 9:33PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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fuck girl jeans...
Sep 18 2009 9:37PM
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garrets
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Sep 18 2009 9:55PM
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MEGAZORD
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It really is getting ridiculous. 
Sep 18 2009 9:56PM
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division.bell
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'Why do all freeskiers dress like clowns?'

Because at some point 'style' obviously became more important than functionality. Where this so-called 'style' came from is unbeknownst to me.
Sep 18 2009 10:49PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Who cares?  Its fun.
Sep 18 2009 10:51PM
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jakepwilliams
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yall up on dat dumb shit, fo real we keep shit ill
Sep 18 2009 10:59PM
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the.hoffman
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Why do clowns dress like freeskiers?
Sep 18 2009 11:24PM
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GreenHorn
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haha
idk about that.

i think they will still have tall tees, only bigger. and real guns, and real gangsters
Sep 18 2009 11:28PM
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K2skipunk
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fubar?
Sep 18 2009 11:29PM
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TreePatroller
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"learn how to dress ffs."

so you want everyone to dress like you? i don't get it, if we all had your style, that would be gayer than kids mixing shit up with tight jeans and tall t's.   (to op)

and then i read "somewhere style became more important than functionality"

well, when most people arent fitting into t-shirts shaped like boxes, its time for an upgrade, and tall-tees fit the bill. not to mention, when youre riding, who wants your asscrack hangin out? tall-tees again, fit the bill.  its perfect, so either love em or hate em, but they just work for our reasons.

Sep 18 2009 11:39PM
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rj.
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cause we mo'fuckin ghetto sun
Sep 18 2009 11:41PM
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Where-am-I
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because some of use are clowns.....


and i'm wearing tight jeans and a ns tall tee
Sep 19 2009 12:02AM
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willyg0808
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ha
Sep 19 2009 12:06AM
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Valind
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son*
Sep 19 2009 12:08AM
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sirskizalot
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Better question is, why do you give a fuck? Let people do what the want.
Sep 19 2009 12:09AM
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SteezyOhio
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man, fuck your icon, shit annoys my eyes
Sep 19 2009 12:10AM
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conman2800
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i feel gay that i freeski haha kisd are ridic! i kinda dress prepy so i gess thats worse.
Sep 19 2009 12:15AM
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long.
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why should you care how fellow skiers dress. just be glad people are expanding the freeski world.
Sep 19 2009 12:22AM
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Piste.Off
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I'm so tired of people using this stupid excuse to dress ridiculous.
Sep 19 2009 12:22AM
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psyduck
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because it hurts my eyes
Sep 19 2009 2:19AM
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psyduck
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tl;dr
Sep 19 2009 2:19AM
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fountain.
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haha this is really funny for some reason..
Sep 19 2009 2:23AM
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B4NE1
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In twenty years there won't be snow to ski on. but if there is people will be whering the most ridiculous shit like a tall t that drags behind them and bringing actual weapons to the hill.
Sep 19 2009 2:36AM
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benk
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another quality post
Sep 19 2009 2:44AM
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minnesotajib25
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gotta wear that crisp shit
Sep 19 2009 2:52AM
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Oreos
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i love this troll.
Sep 19 2009 6:44AM
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skier_boy26
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I love big bright hoodies that look reminiscent of some infants' crib blanket, with some tight-ish jeans, bright-and-ugly-as-all-fuck shoes, mad saggy beanie, and its sunny and 90 deg outside.....

get a fucking clue


Sep 19 2009 6:59AM
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chacho
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hahah
Sep 19 2009 10:13AM
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