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How do i politely kick people out of my dorm room?

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Sufferboy
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i am studying for a big exam and my suite mate and his girlfriend come in, uninvited and it is really pissing me off. i was chillin with my girl friend. she was helping my room mates girl friend with a paper, and i was listening to a ski video and studying sociology for a exam tomorrow(i use ski vids as background noise). then my suite mate and his gf walk in, turn off my tv, and start talking loudly. i have my ipod on right now, but it is still pissing me off and not letting me study
Sep 16 2009 5:47PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Poop on them
Sep 16 2009 5:48PM
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.Roockley.
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say "can you smell gas?"

and then run out of the room and wait for them to run out, then go back in
Sep 16 2009 5:48PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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go to the library?

if you guys share a dorm room, he has just as much right to be there....
Sep 16 2009 5:49PM
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frosted_flakes
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Sep 16 2009 5:55PM
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joey.
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lol perfect relevance!
Sep 16 2009 5:56PM
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b-kul
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i think this is the best option so far.
Sep 16 2009 6:14PM
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SkierX
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Unfortunately true.
Sep 16 2009 6:16PM
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RudyGarmisch
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"Get the fuck out, I need to wank."
Sep 16 2009 6:16PM
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Sufferboy
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nah he has a right to be in his dorm. and the bathroom not my dorm, his dorm is connected to mine by a bath room. we have different rooms. he has not right in here.
Sep 16 2009 6:17PM
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b-kul
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i retract my previous statement, this is the best.
Sep 16 2009 6:18PM
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thegreyarea
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Library.
Sep 16 2009 6:18PM
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michelle
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Tell him "Hey, I'm trying to study for a big test. Do you mind heading over to your room for a bit?"

Pretty simple
Sep 16 2009 6:19PM
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Elijah.
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Suitemate =/= roommate guys!

Just be upfront and honest with them without sounding like an asshole, and they'll understand.
Sep 16 2009 6:19PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
Go study in his room
Sep 16 2009 6:22PM
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Macaulay.Culkin
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best one so far
Sep 16 2009 6:22PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
my girl friend got them to leave. she told my suite mate she wants to color(idk how that worked, we are 18) and my suite mates girlfriend got excited now they are in his room. thank god
Sep 16 2009 6:24PM
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Loges
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exactly.


Sep 16 2009 6:24PM
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GORlLLA
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This
Sep 16 2009 6:25PM
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sk1er
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is your story missing the part where you asked them to leave?
Sep 16 2009 6:27PM
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zylstra
Posts: 3613 - Karma: 125
whaaaaaaaat trey you have a girlfriend
Sep 16 2009 6:28PM
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Sufferboy
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yeah bro. she is chill as fuck
Sep 16 2009 6:31PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
haha this
Sep 16 2009 6:31PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Could just start farting a bunch.
Sep 16 2009 6:35PM
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Sufferboy
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its all good. they are all gone.
Sep 16 2009 6:36PM
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sugarloaf
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haha in sex in the city there's a line where they refer to sex as coloring. maybe the girlfriends understood eachother
Sep 16 2009 6:56PM
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