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Is it possible to sneak alchol into Fenway?

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PopsicleStand
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I haven't been up there since I was little, and I read the rules but I guess I'm wondering if they search your bags? Thanks
Sep 16 2009 12:30PM
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SteezeBall
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Soo all you gotta do is get yo self a lil flask  or three, fill em with some goldschlager, roll up like you own the place.. and aint no thaaaannggg.
Sep 16 2009 12:32PM
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dopen993
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i've brought nips into both yankee and fenway. i wouldnt suggest going with a flask or anything bigger. a few nips should be plenty for a 3 hour game i would think.
Sep 16 2009 12:32PM
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soulskier
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are you asking because your underage or just dont wanna pay 8 bucks for a beer?
Sep 16 2009 12:35PM
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horner
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Just get a flask and stick it inside your pants along your hip.
Sep 16 2009 12:36PM
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Shredneck
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do they have metal dectors? if so a flask might be bad. I'd go with vodka in a naglene bottle, works for the hill.
Sep 16 2009 12:54PM
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PopsicleStand
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I'm of age, I just really don't want to pay those outrageous prices. The policy says only sealed water bottles. But how strict are they? Cause I'll just bring a 5th in a bag as long as they are not checking...
Sep 16 2009 1:10PM
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RRhighrider
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i have never been to fenway but  i usually go to the liquor store and buy a 375 ml bottle of whiskey when i go to games.  it fits perfectly in my waist band and it is not metal so the only way for them to catch you is to pat you down..
Sep 16 2009 1:14PM
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GORlLLA
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Yes, it's possible.
Sep 16 2009 1:16PM
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Bardolph
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They look through bags really quickly, just a quick check for a gun or something, there aren't any metal detectors either so a flask that isn't that noticeable is you best call, you can pretty much get anything in if its in like cargo pockets or something like that, epically if you don't have a bag, cause that line just cruses through.
Sep 16 2009 1:17PM
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b-kul
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i havent been in a while but i say its totally doable.
Sep 16 2009 1:38PM
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Jodi
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This but not nalgene bottle. go water bottle instead.
Sep 16 2009 1:39PM
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beowulf
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if your smart about it and can hide/smuggle stuff well you can get it in but they do check all bags but just quickly and they usually only check the main pocket of a bag so as long as you dont have your shit busting out of one of the smaller pockets they probably wont even check it. 

and a nalgene bottle wont work because you cant bring in any bottles that are either already opened or can open and shut
Sep 16 2009 1:39PM
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14.
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Yes.   / thread
Sep 16 2009 2:22PM
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EastCoastPride
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i got kicked out of fenway earlier this summer for bringing in bottled beer. but i deserved it for being such a fool.
Sep 16 2009 2:24PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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good thing im an expert about bringing booze into MLB games. Ive only done it for coors field but im sure the same rules apply for fenway. Usually I buy a bottle of Mt. Dew and drink it bout two thirds of the way down then fill the rest with vodka. Or do coke and rum. I just slide the bottle into my waist. Now you can walk in and enjoy. Ive done it probably 7or 8 times this year. Real fun. Just make sure the bottle looks sealed if you dont wanna waist band it. I have carried the bottle of coke in to and the ticket agent asked me was if the bottle was sealed. have fun
Sep 16 2009 2:29PM
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Thenowhereman42
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http://www.thebeerbelly.com/

This thing is like a camelback that goes under your shirt and just makes it look like you have a huge beer belly, but its filled with beer.

They have a bra one for chicks too that makes you like 2 cup sizes bigger when full.
Sep 16 2009 2:37PM
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Mac.
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They occasionally make you put young bag in a table, but for the most part they d not check anything, and no there are no metal detectors.

Just bring in a somewhat small amount and you should be fine, and not be hassled at all.
Sep 16 2009 3:03PM
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Hannah.
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plastic water bottle.
Sep 16 2009 3:18PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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did it last night. water bottle in front of shorts. dude touched the water bottle but probably thought it was my junk. hahahaha
Sep 16 2009 3:42PM
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Shewlur...
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If you're asking if they search your bag(s)...yes they do.
Sep 16 2009 4:06PM
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Shredneck
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fill it up completly and then use something hot to  melt the ring back to the cap. (ie. soldering iron, lighter and paperclip, etc.)
Sep 16 2009 4:15PM
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wildkeykal
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anything is possible
Sep 16 2009 4:19PM
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Shewlur...
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Sep 16 2009 4:26PM
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PopsicleStand
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Alright, I guess I'll just toss a bottle in front of my junk and smuggle that shit in. Dude better not try to cup my bawls
Sep 16 2009 5:29PM
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joey.
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if you dont have a bag you just give the ticket and walk right through
Sep 16 2009 5:32PM
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japanada
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750ml down the pants, just say your hung like a moose and keep walking like a G.
Sep 16 2009 5:33PM
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powderhound100
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http://www.bewild.com/bindoubflas.html


Sep 16 2009 6:22PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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The real secret is start by making a 50/50 rum and coke before you even go into the game and slam that as you are walking around the stadium pre-game, enjoying brats and such.  This will get your initial buzz going. Then you should have a 2nd bottle filled with straight booze.  Smuggle this in via wedging it in your pants near your junk or small of your back.  When you get into the game buy a large coke, drink some, and then pour the contents of your smuggled alcohol into it.  This way you will maximize your drinking.  Bringing a pre-mixed cocktail goes way too fast.
Sep 16 2009 6:40PM
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fireballin
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exactly what i do at Penn State games^
Sep 16 2009 6:44PM
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danbrown
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This is kinda complicated but generally foolproof. Tie a string around the neck of the water bottle, tie the other end of the string around the string thats connected to the button of your shorts, button your shorts and let the bottle hang down right in front of or right below your balls.
Sep 16 2009 6:48PM
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ONTerriible
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camel back under a sweater
Sep 16 2009 7:01PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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^this
Sep 16 2009 7:01PM
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PopsicleStand
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sick thanks peeps, i have a plan now.

anyone know of anywhere dope to eat or drink around fenway?
Sep 16 2009 8:03PM
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207
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^^The Fours.

Its not anywhere close to Fenway, but if you go to Boston Garden, go like 3 blocks over, you'll be at the Fours. Best sports bar in america. Then you can take the metro to Yawkey.
Sep 16 2009 8:19PM
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EastCoastPride
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translation: take the T to Fenway

this isn't jolly old fucking london.
Sep 16 2009 8:54PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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If you deem yourself a beer connoisseur i like Boston Beer Works, it's just around the corner from Fenway and they have a huge list of specialty beers.  Food is pretty solid and not too expensive, so it's a pretty good place to eat late afternoon before a night game.  Doesn't get as crowded as some of the other spots around Fenway like Cask n Flagon
Sep 16 2009 9:18PM
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Spillway_East
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just keep it on you and not in a bag and your all set.
Sep 16 2009 9:51PM
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SteezyOhio
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just went to a few football/baseball games, for a body check they literally just look at you , then check your back, like run a hand up your spin and around your back waist
Sep 16 2009 9:54PM
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