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How you get out of studying?

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Dbit
Posts: 385 - Karma: 71
My parents want me to do two hours of SAT practice tests before friday... Anyone got anything more deceiving than just circling answers?
Sep 15 2009 7:32PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
you could really blow their mind and just do them
then do well on the SATs
then get into a good college
then get a good job
then you can afford to ski all day every day
Sep 15 2009 7:34PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Find the answer key and fill them in.

But it definitely wouldn't hurt to study for that.
Sep 15 2009 7:35PM
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GreenStezz
Posts: 3570 - Karma: 720
/thread.........
Sep 15 2009 7:36PM
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PeterWojnar
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Study.

Or... find your ipod, and play brickbreaker or parachute or solitaire or even music quiz (!) for two hours
Sep 15 2009 7:37PM
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selkirks
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Wow, you have it really hard. You're doing two hours of practic tests that will help you get a good SAT score, and thus, get into a good school. Do the fucking practice tests, idiot. Two hours is fucking nothing.
Sep 15 2009 7:38PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
this seriously!

SAT's are important, you'll be sorry if you don't.
Sep 15 2009 7:38PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
Spanish Armada
Sep 15 2009 7:41PM
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PacificRimJob
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I didnt even study for the SAT when I took it. its a multiple choice test... the only thing hard about it was that it was like 5 hours long and I had to get up at the buttcrack of dawn for it.

Oh, and I scored a 1240 on it (which, back then was an awesome score)

Sep 15 2009 7:42PM
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jimmer
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how about, and this might sound crazy to you, you actually study? what are you asking for anyways? something to do instead of studying while you sit there for two hours?  i think studying for the sat can help you get into a good college and subsequently get a good job, which doesn't sound to bad to me. or you could always be an xXhardcoreREBELXx and sit and draw veiny penises for a couple hours.
Sep 15 2009 7:43PM
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1337
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when it was out of 1600?
Sep 15 2009 7:45PM
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Dbit
Posts: 385 - Karma: 71
Fuck Off, I already have an 1100 and plan to go to a art school with portfolio based admissions. Ho bout you get out of your basement and go rage at your mom for not making a good dinner or forgetting to update your WOW subscription. I just wanted sum type of clever response
Sep 15 2009 7:46PM
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Slinger1x1
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you got a 1100? out of 1600 or 2400? either way, that's terrible

Let me guess... you lost a lot of points on the verbal part? yeah, I can tell.
Sep 15 2009 7:51PM
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cjgncjgn
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i just sat through a 3 hour STATS class and your bitching about 2 hours of practice tests. you sure you want to go to university?
Sep 15 2009 9:12PM
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Che~
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 296
sometimes if im lucky i get a fire call while im studying/ doing hw. that gives me about an hour off
Sep 15 2009 9:24PM
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wintersway
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retarded thread is retarded
Sep 15 2009 9:59PM
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Monique*
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mhmm agreed^
Sep 15 2009 10:01PM
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rj.
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study.
Sep 15 2009 10:02PM
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smooticus
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It is nearly impossible to study for the SAT. Its a test on everything you have learned since like the third grade in reading writing and math. Tell them to study for something like that is just dumb, the only way to really prepare yourself is to take it twice or take the psat before. I didnt study and got an 1800.
Sep 15 2009 10:06PM
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Dan.
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cocaine.
Sep 15 2009 10:50PM
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SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
Just stay on NS all week.  That will surely help your life out better.
Sep 15 2009 10:53PM
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An10a_Eng
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your obviously retarded if your willing to put in more effort to not study than it would take to study. so seeing as your a retard, youll do bad on it anyway so just kill yourself. its 2 fucking hours for gods sake. i  average about 7 hours of homework/study time a day and your complaining about 2 hours you lazy shit. i hate you.
Sep 15 2009 10:57PM
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selkirks
Posts: 1978 - Karma: 59
Dude, you just don't seem to understand how little time two hours really is. Just because your plan is to go to an art school with portfolio-based admissions doesn't mean you shouldn't put effort into the SAT. Sometimes circumstances change. Trust me, you'll be better off taking it and actually legitimately trying to succeed at it than blowing it off. The SAT is not something to worry about per se, but it is something you want to take some time to study for. That said, I just find it amusing that you're so worried about two hours of your time. I get 3-5 hours of homework every night. So unless you're taking all Honors or AP classes and need the time to do homework for those classes, two hours is nothing.
Sep 15 2009 11:35PM
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RICK_ROSS
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kill your parents, or yell IM NOT A KID ANYMORE MOM!
Sep 15 2009 11:36PM
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PacificRimJob
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precisely.

oh.. and /claim.

Sep 15 2009 11:42PM
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