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Tell me about your WORST teacher ever

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gbpack85br
Posts: 882 - Karma: 45

i have to say my 8th grade english teacher. we gave another teacher one of his essays to do and they almost failed it. his class was so hard (even though i miss 8th) very gay teacher

Sep 15 2009 6:35PM
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LiI_G
Posts: 76 - Karma: 10
all of them, none a them mothafuckin bitches believe in little Gordian..tellin me i aint goin nowhere an shit..

and i wanna kno wha fuckin bunk reset my post count and karma fuckin pissin me off.  bitches reset ma whole mothafuckin profile ya herd?
Sep 15 2009 6:39PM
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jibbpeter
Posts: 1613 - Karma: 4,083
i have to say my teacher last year...

he had no personality, and probably was 40 years old (he never told us how old he was), still lives with his mom, and probably a virgin.

he was pretty messed up in his brain. and when he was (for example) teaching us about computer stuffs, then he suddenly start talks about the weather or sometime he fell down the stairs... no one learned a shit.

but it was the collest class ever, and the coolest people, so it was not a total wasted year...
Sep 15 2009 6:42PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
8th grade math teacher, went in after school for help and he said to me "no im not going to help you, you dont deserve my help and you wont go anywhere in life"

switched out of his class the next day and a week later he was fired
Sep 15 2009 6:45PM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
my world history professor last semester. my major was history and i was good at it. he had a grudge because i didnt agree with everything in his class. i turned in all the work and wrote three killer research papers. he failed me. i went to conference with him multiple times, proving to him each time i studied which he agreed with but refused to change my grade.
Sep 15 2009 6:46PM
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SteevyC
Posts: 265 - Karma: 15
wait till you get to college and your professor speaks basically no english
Sep 15 2009 6:47PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
My 9th grade math teacher, she would come in every day hung over and swore that 2 x 20 was 46, she didnt know how to grade tests so everyone failed her class (i took my tests to different teachers and I was aceing them, but not to the other teach)

she only worked at my school for a semester and then fired for being retarded, yet my F still was valid, bullshit
Sep 15 2009 6:48PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
My English teacher in 5th grade suggested I be on ritalin because I didn't suck at spelling and I'd finish my tests and essays in like 10 minutes and go out and play. Fuckin bitch. Why punish children because they actually crack open a book once in a while?
Sep 15 2009 6:48PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
you can make some fuckin BANK selling that shit in college though
Sep 15 2009 6:51PM
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*steeze_is_good
Posts: 2885 - Karma: 718
They didnt reset your acount you're just a noob

Probly this sub I had
He would like put his arm around you "how was your weekend"
One time he touched my ass blah
Sep 15 2009 6:53PM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
Mine was my 8th grade English teacher as well. In addition to being a hideous fat bitch with an identical twin terrorizing the earth somewhere, in addition to giving me a C on every paper I wrote no matter how long, well-written and researched it was (and subsequently subconsciously ruining my desire to succeed to the level of which I am capable in school), in addition to wasting countless hours of class talking about how great she thought "Lost" was, this BITCH gave me two detentions for being literally less than a second late to class. On my birthday.


It's all cool though, she got struck by lightning 2 years ago, Karma is a bitch.
Sep 15 2009 6:55PM
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gbpack85br
Posts: 882 - Karma: 45
are you being serious about the lightening part
Sep 15 2009 7:16PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30
My environmental science professor last semester. The most monotone, uneventful, ugliest little man ever.
Sep 15 2009 7:21PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
ha, mine wasnt a bad teahcer, just REEEEAAAAL creepy. first off, his name is Nelson Bard...creeper. second of all, he qouldnt stop saying the same expression like, seriously, 10 times per class (we actually documented the frequency by drawing lines every time he said it, was full after a week.(the expression is ''Comme de raison'' for the frenchies)) and then; third of all. last but not the least by a longshot: he would always scratch his balls. and when i say ''scratch'', i dont necessarily mean with his hand. he would come up to a desk, trying to be stealthy, and rub his ballsack on the corner. once, he was writing on the board with his white chalk and his fingers were full of chalk-dust and when he turned around, his crotch was white and the whole class started laughing, but deep down inside, we were scarred for life. he also draws pretty gnarly reindeer.
Sep 15 2009 7:29PM
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nasSKIIER
Posts: 748 - Karma: 15
had the same english teacher as gbpack and i fuckin hated him too i failed the last quarter last year cause he decided to plan a final around the regents exam and then being a genious that he is give another test that day i offered to take it during my study hall but he insisted lunch so i said no waste done of my last lunches arguing with him in front of a class and he was embarrassed cause i was destroying him so i ended up not taking it and failed cause he was a douche bag but he wasnt my worst teacher

6 grade i had this teacher who absolutely hated me was all against me and blamed random shit on me i would ask to do something its a no for me but a yes for another person then he sent me to the office cause i was ripping paper cause i was pissed at him the fucker got me lunch detentions and he was gone the next year cause everyone hated him
Sep 15 2009 7:30PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1599 - Karma: 1,934

6th grade teacher mrs cleave. we called her the cleaver or cleavage. she was a old hag. vice prinicple of the school and such.she hated americans (i was living in england). she also lit up cigaretts in class.

one time i called her a bitch not to her face. some retard kid went and told. she came storming into the classroom and then started crying lmao. i got suspended for 3 days.

also 4th grade gym teacher. this guy was FUCKED. 50 year old pedophile. he eventually got fired because he took pictures of the girls in our class on his cellphone while they were changing. he also wouldnt let the girls wear their gym shorts. we were all to naive to know what was really going on. but then he got caught thank god.

Sep 15 2009 7:31PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 65
My bio teacher freshman year
basically, every class was taught from a power point.
But we hardly covered the stuff on the tests. We just went over all the worst diseases and ways to die. a girl in my class literally had to toon out the teacher because he was making her so depressed. At points, i even wondered why i went outside with all the possible diseases there are. 
Sep 15 2009 7:33PM
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203
7th grade? geography teacher. dont know about us education system
Sep 15 2009 7:46PM
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joly.sp
Posts: 2305 - Karma: 585
french 11 teacher, hands down. had her for 8,10 and then 11 last year. Such a bitch I couldnt stand her she used to just go nuts at like 4 of us. I was so gay she was pissing me off and said some really stupid thing I said "shut the fuck up" and I didnt really mean to say it out loud but I had to go down the principals office got a nice lecture about language in school. After that my parents were called and had to talk with me and the teacher and after my dad told me he thought she was a bitch too.
Sep 15 2009 7:54PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
fuck, my 11th grade math teacher. fucking prius driving pinko, looked like jesus and treated me like shit. i hate math but honestly he refused to help me out with anything, got mad when i did poorly cause he doesnt teach anyone a goddamn thing. however he let this huge douchey football jock get away with talking about fucking his mom.....what the fuck is wrong with my school? i asked him what a hole in a function was, apparently its when the universe blows up. only explanation i ever got. fuck he taught us sin and cos curves talking about torturing mice in bathtubs tied to wagon wheels....guy was tripping balls.....i swear...
Sep 15 2009 8:20PM
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AMD_5
Posts: 745 - Karma: 15
My grade 10 and current physics teacher. This guy is the biggest self-centred, egotistical prick you will ever have the misfortune of meeting.

He's a half decent teacher, but instead of doing his job and ACTUALLY teaching, he has to fucking waste time and lecture us on absolutely nothing important. There isnt one class where this guy wont go on about how important it is to attend class or how there are giant classes in university. Normally, this would be ok for a teacher, but everyime he opens his mouth, he HAS to mention how he was never late for class in high school and only missed one day ever and how he did so well in university. Meanwhile, the university where he got his Phyiscs degree has a 65% acceptance average. And when people try to fuck with him by interrupting him and asking a stupid question, he goes off on a tangent about whatever retarded subject he was just asked about and tries to show how smart he is. Same thing with sports, he coaches like 2 teams and thinks hes a fucking sports genius.  He just spews utter bullshit. This guy claims to know so much about how uni acceptance  and uni works its as if he was a professor for many years. About 10% of the stuff that comes out of his mouth actually has some truth. The saddest part is, this cunt is like 30, so future generations have to put up with his absolute nonsense.

As you can probably tell, I absolutely HATE this motherfucker. If he wasnt the type of guy that gives marks based on if he likes you, I would have spoken out A LOOOOONG time ago. My buddies and I plan on either slashing his tires, or pushing him down the biggest flight of stairs in the school on the last day. I long for the day when I step into the octagon with this prick. Hopefully, one day it'll happen.

Sep 15 2009 8:22PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
A quote from a 5th grade sub named ms. goo-on (
Sep 15 2009 8:26PM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
mom home schools me so her.jk um my 7th grade math teacher and spanish teacher
Sep 15 2009 8:33PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
The ones I hate the most push me the most. I had a third grade teacher who made fun of me and called me retarded but that shit motivated me and by the end of the year I took the gifted kid whatever test(not everyone got to take it ahha) and got the second highest score in my school.
 10th grade I had an english teacher who I thought was satan. I was wondering if dantes inferno was her biography. Despite her thinking everything I turned in was plagarized and almost failing her class I think it all turned out for the best because the next year I turned my grades around and got 700 on the critical reading section of the SAT.
Now I have a physics teacher who i think is awesome only he doesn't teach. I had him for chemistry last year and I thought I was the shit at chemistry. Now I am in AP chem and I don't know how to do labs. We didn't do any last year. He is like the best and worst teacher at the same time.
Sep 15 2009 8:36PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
My 10th grade socials teacher. The biggest dickhole ever. Actually, every socials teacher I've had so far has been a douchebag. And they are all supporters of the NDP political party of Canada. Fuck the NDP.
Sep 15 2009 8:39PM
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AMD_5
Posts: 745 - Karma: 15
WORD! Fuck the NDP. Layton is a cunt. Amazing leadership qualities as you can see below.


Sep 15 2009 8:52PM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
my econ teacher while studying abroad was pretty effin awful

she couldnt grasp deadweight loss for the life of her and learned as she went.
Sep 15 2009 8:55PM
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gbpack85br
Posts: 882 - Karma: 45
ha
Sep 15 2009 9:21PM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Hmm...
Sep 15 2009 10:22PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
my gym teacher. she is a huge dyke and lives for softball and literally hates guys. we go through drill camp every gym class which consists of 1 minute periods of sit ups, medicine balls, jump rope, cones, push ups and ladders where we all try decently and do everything. but all the girls somehow get all the points and guys get no points for the class. i fucking hate her so much and am heading to the school board if she even tries to fail me in fucking gym when i do everything i'm supposed to. i hope she dies painfully.
Sep 15 2009 10:27PM
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purpleskis
Posts: 38 - Karma: 14

my last years music teacher had it in for me because i could talk and still get the work done!! she also used to tell me off whenever someone else in the class talked. everyone else got so sik of her being a pain that someone confronted her. i dont know why she hated me so much if i had pretty much a's the whole time !

Sep 15 2009 10:36PM
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N-John360
Posts: 835 - Karma: 8
I had a corrupt Macro professor last semester. He told certain students exactly what was on the test, he curved some students grades more than others, he gave us a fake syllabus, and he preferred eating his lunch during his office hours. Terrible. And his rating on ratemyproffesors.com is like a 1.4, so I'm not the only one that thinks this.
Sep 15 2009 10:52PM
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blackoutbill
Posts: 2918 - Karma: 282
10th grade bio teacher. She was a very large woman and when she stood next to you in class her boobs would brush up against your back. It was fuckin gross
Sep 15 2009 11:27PM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
lol at the lighting story

I havn't got any thread worthy rediculous teachers.. mainly because I manage to get along with all my teachers. i have made a good habit of remolding my own schedule after school starts so i have the teachers i want.

however, I have a theory that all highschool teachers are wack, in some way. You just have to find it... Some of my AP teacher are actually ok. But the rest have some thing wrong with them, otherwise they would be teaching in college. this defect might end up being a positive one, but all teachers are wack.

I happen to be good at math and science, I had some realization in 8th and 9th grade that I was actually smarter than the teacher, when I wasn't in advanced classes. I then realized that anyone who is actually intelligent doesn't teach in a public school. Anyone else?
Sep 16 2009 12:03AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
last year chemistry, he just sat around and told us about how depressing his life was and then let us go early

somehow it was a shock to him when we all failed every test, maybe it was because he taught us literally nothing the entire year, like absolutely nothing. i took chem for a whole year yet i know no chem at all
Sep 16 2009 12:06AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
All the teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothin'...........
Sep 16 2009 12:07AM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28
they were right


my spanish professor thinks that everyone in the damn class is a lazy ass arts and crafts major (which most of them are) so she makes all these bullshit things we have to go to that waste time i could be doing stuff for my real classes with. im in real college lady the only reason im in the class is cuz i need a humanities credit.

also my diff eq professor is black and has an english accent so hes entertaining to listen to but he hasnt tought me jack shit about differential equations yet...
Sep 16 2009 12:32AM
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omnomnom
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 73
8th grade science teacher. she would take quick short breaths before every sentence. soo fucking annoying. made me want to shoot her then myself.
Sep 16 2009 12:43AM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16

7th grad english teacher bitch. For speech i didn't do  a single speech or turn anything in i got an A plus ( no complaints there but keep reading). sent a kid to the office for talking when he raised his hand and said "help" was banned from giving out detentions because she gave too many, promised us a party the next class but when that class came around she forgot the food so she made us work the entire period and sent anyone to the office who talked. plus she had  a high whistling monotone that hurt your ears and was impossible to listen to. (not that she said anything that made any sense anyway.) ironic her name was ms. bro.

her boyfreind was a frenchman with a hardcore unibrow

she was pretty hot though looked a bit like heide klum

Sep 16 2009 1:02AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Either, someone doesn't listen to enough Biggie, is taking this too seriously, or my Sarcasm-o-meter is off.
Sep 16 2009 1:04AM
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