Epic night for my friend...

Last night was ridiculous. He sadly won't and doesn't remember much but I gotta share this one. Def. played out very nicely.

Started takin shot's last night at my boy's house with abunch of us and a few half gallon's of whiskey/rum. Fast forward through the bowl/blunt sess and plenty of alcohol downed the hatch...kid's mom DRUNK as piss comes stumbling in the door with a girlfriend coming back from the bar. We weren't tryin to have it at all so we all moved out back.

At this point she was baligerant...stumbling, tryin to smoke anything her way, askin for more alcohol, yellin, yaddayadda.

So my boy (who's mom it is) comes out back sayin that one of our friends (we'll call him Z) is inside drunk as fuck, just about on the level of his mom, spittin mad game tryin to get some ass. We all go along seeing this play out and have enough and go back to smoke a cig in the back back yard not visible at all.

Sure as shit out come's Z and our buddies mom straght makin out not realizin we were out back deep in the yard smokin. We're all bustin up seein this although hoping it would stop shortly (his mom by no means is a milf to clear that up).

So up pops the mom and her and her girlfriend leave unknowingly (shouldn't have been driving @ all, she left with us clueless at the time). Z comes back to us flipping him hella shit to him admiting "he was feelin it".

Here's where shit gets good.

Sure enough, one of the bunch of us had abunch of seroquel... and drunk as fuck Z decided it'd be a great idea to add that his his stomach mix of liqour. (If you know what seroquel is and does, you basically wanna pass out or just not move in general...+ liqour to it and goodnight),

fast forward an hour... my boy's house who's it is...girlfriend comes home hella fucking pissed off screaming for everyone to leave.

We all dip out including Z. No sign of Z or kid's mom rest of night/no phone calls.

Basically we knew police were probably involved in both cases. it was just keeping finger's crossed at that point.

I get a call this morning to wake me up...

turns out his mom got a DUI driving back from takin her friends home...fought with 2 local sheriff's trying to subdue her...charged with couple dif. things in the end.

Z on the other hand went out like a fuckin champ. I have never once thought this out to actually happen.

He ended up driving about 5 blocks from my boy's house...parking in front of the house (which he told us he thought it was actually the same house and he hadn't gone anywhere)...fucking went inside and fell asleep on some random bitches couch in her living room.

He said he woke up to 2 cops at 3 am with his pant's and shoes off with the lady terrified to all hell. Of course, still fucked up from the night he also got a resisting arrest becuz being woken up drunk as fuck, he wasn't havin it either.

Icing on the cake right here...

He get's down to the station and his booking cell is RIGHT next to my buddies mom.

both drunk as all hell. hooked up. end in the same place. Apparently he told us they were talkin all night cell to cell about wtf happened. He still wasn't sure where his pants were.

priceless