Urban Dictionary Entry: Hovan
a short chubby little penguin who speaks total nonsense, the kind that absolutely no one understands. Occasionally pleasures himself by watching animal porn with his parents. His favorite episode is called "The Penguin Adventures" and his favorite movie is the foot fetish called "Happy Feet". Every Winter he will migrate to the nearest "animal clubhouse" and have the time of his life!
Oh! Look on the sidewalk, is that a Hovan I spotted! Fascinating! When I grow up I want to be
Detective Greenly: These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, OK? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston, "Thanks for coming out!"
Murphy: You'd probably have better luck with beer.
Connor: aye, you would.