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What do you think of my thesis?

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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28
so im going for my phd in electrical engineering and ive stumbled upon what appears to be a new law for linear circuits.

to dumb it down, ohms law states that v = ir (voltage = current * resistance). my proposed law is that i roofie = 0 Ω (1 roofie = 0 resistance)! ha just kidding im not a phd student. but im pretty sure my equation still holds...
Sep 11 2009 12:36AM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78

lol. wut

Sep 11 2009 12:37AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277

no no no no no you got it all wrong.   its 3+4=apple!

that is what you were looking for, what you put down is 100% wrong.  nothing holds true to what you said.

Sep 11 2009 12:38AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
that one thing looks like a horseshoe!
Sep 11 2009 12:39AM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28
its called omega, its w in the greek alphabet, thats the capital one. and so far my tests have supported my  hypothesis
Sep 11 2009 12:41AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
å=roofie
ß=-resistance

å/ß roofies are directly proportionate to negative resistance
Sep 11 2009 12:41AM
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An10a_Eng
Posts: 2505 - Karma: 28
negative resistance would imply the subject coming onto me. so far all 9 have just sat there ie 0 resistance
Sep 11 2009 12:43AM
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no_steeze
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Sep 11 2009 12:53AM
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hoodSlayer
Posts: 900 - Karma: 7
if you actually have a ground breaking find I would be reluctant to go public with it unitl you get it published in a scientific journal or something
Sep 11 2009 12:54AM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
ha I actually read past v = ir unlike 99% of the people that will read this thread. And thats not something I would openly admit..


but I chuckled. I think Im starting to like your whole smartass attitude. no homo.
Sep 11 2009 12:59AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
ah, you refine the formula!

åß

indirectly proportional1!!111!!!!!!
Sep 11 2009 1:02AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
You fools, that's what they would expect!
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Sep 11 2009 1:21AM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78

σìÑrΘ

Sep 11 2009 1:22AM
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*valkyrie*
Posts: 229 - Karma: 51
haha
Sep 11 2009 2:36AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Awesome.
Sep 11 2009 3:02AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799

I don't konw hwaht you are saying.  But I will say one thing...I am fucking drunk and your thesis should be published.  Here is a picture.

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Sep 11 2009 3:28AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
And how will this affect anything/ why do we care?
Sep 11 2009 3:31AM
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TheBeardedOne
Posts: 2286 - Karma: 58
because i"m drunk and the picture above you is fucking awesome!@
Sep 11 2009 3:54AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
i am too drunk to look with one yeye so i am drunk and yo are a fucking retartd to look with one eye fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 11 2009 4:17AM
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Scott22~
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
Should have made us a sexual circuit diagram, that would have made me really lol. Oh well~
Sep 11 2009 5:20AM
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MattWeiss
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 376
haha yes!  

oh and i got the whole joke *chuckle, chuckle*
Sep 11 2009 8:13AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
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Sep 11 2009 12:30PM
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InkShrink
Posts: 1079 - Karma: 30

It makes perfect sense to me.

Sep 11 2009 1:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Sep 11 2009 2:03PM
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