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beaver or fish?

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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
what do you perfer and why?

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

i'm in between quotes right now...
Apr 30 2002 11:57PM
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d-spin89
Posts: 896 - Karma: 15
The beaver. Just because of the 'God Beaver' on Dr. Doolittle 2
May 1 2002 12:01AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
beaver man..them the shit.

Take It All
May 1 2002 12:03AM
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1080chick
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 10
beavers cuz i love their teeth haha

tom to nick- 'so what time is this skiing for you?'
nick to tom- 'my 1st time'
me to nick without tom there- 'so how did you do with your first day?'
nick to me- 'i fell alot' *pouts*
nick to his friend ian when he doesn't know im listening- 'yeah see last weekend i went skiing and i went down this TRIPLE black diamond! it was like sheer ice!'
me to tom and tom to me- 'hahaha! he's such a liar'
May 1 2002 12:06AM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
Beavers cause they seem so innocent but they chew the legs off of dogs...
I don’t care what any fire victim says. where the hell would we be without fire? we'd be worse off than Mormons!!! - my friend dominique while bored in class.
May 1 2002 12:09AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Beavers, of course! What kind of a Canadian would I be to answer fish? Diabhal's reason was pretty sweet too though.


'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
May 1 2002 12:19AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Beaver. Ask fairy girl why.
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May 1 2002 12:20AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Also, because they smell less (okay, beaver and fish smell exactly the same, but you're in a much better situation if you go in thinking beaver than if you are thinking fish).
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May 1 2002 12:24AM
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powder99
Posts: 2761 - Karma: 12
Beaver for sure
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Paulou
Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
May 1 2002 12:25AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
is this another dirty stupid inuendo??

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
May 1 2002 1:00AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
i like muff, i mean beaver
May 1 2002 1:00AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
fish are sort of pretty....
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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

May 1 2002 8:31AM
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Sgt.Hessu
Posts: 714 - Karma: 10
i prefer the pus*couch* I mean Beaver
Me need snow!!
May 1 2002 8:34AM
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Purf
Posts: 79 - Karma: 10
only the beaver attacks americans in bars
(molson Canadian)
May 1 2002 8:36AM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Beaver, they got that tail and those teeth. fish just suck
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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, my I offer you a fish sandwich?
-Leon Phelps a.k.a.
The Ladies Man
May 1 2002 11:01AM
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sizzlah
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 10
yo andrew, you suck.
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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

May 1 2002 11:25AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
fish r gay all they do all day is go like this
:0 :I :0 :I :0 :I :0 :I :0 :I


hehehehehe..... actually they r pretty cool...

but beavers r foreva end of story


'I've said it before and I'll say it again.... democracy just doesn't work'
May 1 2002 12:25PM
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scottkovtun
Posts: 453 - Karma: 104
beaver all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMS freeride session 2!
May 1 2002 12:57PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
nice beaver!
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May 1 2002 4:35PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
Beav is good!
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get that out of the way, then go live in an old folks home, then you should get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then on your first day at work you should get a gold watch. You work 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement, you go drinking and partying, then get ready for high school. You go to elementary school, become a kid, you play, you have no responsiblities, you become a little baby, you go back and spend your last 9 months floating around in a spa and then you finish up as an orgasm!
May 1 2002 4:46PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
beaver.. fish smells funny
but wait so does a beaver.. hmmm

beavers are furry

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
May 1 2002 5:47PM
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JShBattier31
Posts: 255 - Karma: 15
Ok...maybe I just have a naughty mind.......
~Juliet~
May 1 2002 7:51PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
No, it's not just you.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'

Beer is my copilot.
May 1 2002 8:15PM
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freeskiCharley
Posts: 414 - Karma: 9
fools
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May 1 2002 8:23PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
hahaha... that's great.

.dave.
May 1 2002 8:58PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
i like to eat beaver, and pet beaver..
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May 1 2002 9:06PM
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RiverRipper
Posts: 700 - Karma: 9
skin the beaver
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. - Homer Simpson
May 2 2002 5:54PM
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KapitolPhoto
Posts: 1392 - Karma: 3,025
i dont get it
May 2 2002 7:32PM
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witchbaby666
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but salmon is also very canadian, what kind of sick little game is this? pitting canadians against each other for some sadistic amusment...........................................ok, im done. GO BEAVERS!
See no evil, here no evil, speak no evil, do no evil...I see more than i should, hear what i shouldn't, say more than they'd like....and i'll do just about anyting you ask.
May 2 2002 7:36PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
After this thread it is clear that beavers are dominate over fish. So you see you suck MC. But personally im a peguin fan myself!
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Andrew

Hey sweet thang, my I offer you a fish sandwich?
-Leon Phelps a.k.a.
The Ladies Man
May 2 2002 8:04PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
I will be the only one here to take a defiant stand for our friendly gilled companions. GO FISH!

'Cure blindness with a whore's spittle.' -Jim Morrison
May 2 2002 8:35PM
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Diabhal
Posts: 1003 - Karma: 10
A beaver could kick a fish's ass any day. All it would have to do is build a dam and trap it.
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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
May 2 2002 8:44PM
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yellowsnow4u
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hehe beaver....heheheh.....lol beign a 5 year old is fun...right jay? hahahhaa ;)
Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***
'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor
~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~
May 2 2002 8:50PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Haha, for sure, Matt!
I'm all over the 5 year old beaver.... ummm... I mean.... can we just pretend I didn't say that?
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May 3 2002 2:59AM
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Big_Willy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 6
Thats fucking classic dez!



'Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.' -Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
May 3 2002 4:26AM
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