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School tommorow cant sleep HELP!!!

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Lanceasaurus
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what do I do? i cant watch tv im not supposed to be on my laptop how do I fall asleep fast ?
Sep 9 2009 1:59AM
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Balto
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masturbate
Sep 9 2009 2:00AM
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Lanceasaurus
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didn't do it.
Sep 9 2009 2:02AM
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Big_Spence
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Blaze that shit up my niggaaaahh.
Sep 9 2009 2:02AM
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Arabian.
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Run into your wall head first at full sprint.
Sep 9 2009 2:02AM
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Lanceasaurus
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ROFL but i'm not looking for some pain too
Sep 9 2009 2:05AM
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J-Wallz
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repeate or ipod
Sep 9 2009 2:07AM
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[~_~]
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Read 1984.
Sep 9 2009 2:07AM
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ArnieP
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Masturbate to pictures of Thomas.
Sep 9 2009 2:08AM
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Big_Spence
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Victor.
Sep 9 2009 2:09AM
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Lanceasaurus
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but what if i happen to not own that book lol
Sep 9 2009 2:09AM
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[~_~]
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Read the Magic Treehouse books. All of them.
Sep 9 2009 2:12AM
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ArnieP
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I just did.
Sep 9 2009 2:12AM
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Lanceasaurus
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but tomorrows the first day of kinder garden I don't know how to read.
Sep 9 2009 2:14AM
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Big_Spence
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That's my cue to log off.
Goodnight NS.
Sep 9 2009 2:18AM
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ArnieP
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Sleep tight, I will be watching you.....
Sep 9 2009 2:19AM
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Lanceasaurus
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this aint helping anyone fall asleep lol.... NS what do i doooo?
Sep 9 2009 2:25AM
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[~_~]
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Drink anti-freeze and you'll be sleeping real nice.
Sep 9 2009 2:26AM
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Lanceasaurus
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 but i doubt ill live
Sep 9 2009 2:29AM
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ArnieP
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Take two Tylenol PM, wait an hour, and see if you can rub one out before you fall asleep.

It is a win/win either way.
Sep 9 2009 2:33AM
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Phantom
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hold your breath till you pass out

or what i do that always works is you consciously think about relaxing every muscle in your body starting from your toes, and then when everything is relaxed just count your breaths.
Sep 9 2009 2:34AM
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*Nickdel*
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good book!!
Sep 9 2009 6:54AM
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Lanceasaurus
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who reads
Sep 9 2009 6:04PM
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Balto
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steve!

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Sep 9 2009 6:08PM
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Lanceasaurus
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*gets boner*
Sep 9 2009 6:11PM
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[~_~]
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lots of people, but I find it so incredibly painstakingly boring that I get really sleepy whenever I read, even if it's a "good book" such as 1984

chug nyquil
Sep 9 2009 6:38PM
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*simba*
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1984 was a good book, another good book is animal farm. still by george orwell but if you wanna fall asleep read diary of anne frank.
Sep 9 2009 7:03PM
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Lanceasaurus
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true lots of people do but reading is boring
Sep 9 2009 7:06PM
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EvanMeyer
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Sep 9 2009 7:48PM
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p-fo
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god dammit lance! your being negative again! well you fell asleep and went to school and you aight...
Sep 9 2009 7:51PM
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Lanceasaurus
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Damn but I had to take sleeping pills :(
Sep 10 2009 12:48AM
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Scott22~
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Ask your mom for some whiskey~
Sep 10 2009 12:51AM
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Lanceasaurus
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yuck lol how bout some triple sec
Sep 10 2009 12:55AM
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Ben.
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hahaha role models anyone?
Sep 10 2009 12:55AM
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Jamestown
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Chloroform+Rag+Mouth
Sep 10 2009 1:20AM
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fupaface
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Take 2 benedril
Sep 10 2009 1:25AM
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andrew.
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try to stay awake.  i get to sleep so fast if i think about staying awake.
Sep 10 2009 1:28AM
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DBabay
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count to 100 and back slowly.  swear to you
Sep 10 2009 1:32AM
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DAMICO
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if making some knuckle children doesn't work....this will

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Sep 10 2009 1:34AM
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jason...
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Blazing puts me right to bed. Just about every night for last 4 or 5 months I have blazed a bong bowl or two and then just flopped right to sleep. I recommend this.
Sep 10 2009 1:39AM
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Big_Spence
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Same.
Smoking+Lucid dreaming makes my life worth while.
Sep 10 2009 1:46AM
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MiniMeDanny
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sensimillllaa
Sep 10 2009 2:20AM
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jibbinc.
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I second that.
But just for a month. I felt stupid as fuck after. but i had no problems sleeping AT ALL.
Sep 10 2009 2:26AM
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Scott22~
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So if I steal your weed and keep you up at night you will hang yourself? Good to know...~
Sep 10 2009 2:31AM
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