i think someone who doesn't like you always brings the dumb bitch who breaks everything, i was at a friend's party a few nights ago and the dumb bitch broke a table, a lamp, and knocked over our pong cups when she wasn't even drunk
there must be some form of agency that deploys dumb bitches for hire to go break shit at parties
My terrible photos
"I've been blessed with many things in this life, an arm like a damn rocket, the cock of a Burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist" -KP!
RIP Shane, you will be missed