I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
You know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps? You get your brains back.
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Then again the world wouldn't have to deal with the prospect of you returning to your cretinous, daughter fucking, trailer park, red state shithole, and producing mutant, whiskey tango, scrotum faced, buck toothed, zit exploding progeny.
-Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert to Cpl Josh Ray Person