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followCam
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So, here's the deal, Im going to a fancy dress flat -warming on saturday and its a movie theme. And the idea of going as zoolander seems quite appealing, so what i need to know is, hwta kind of outfit would make me look like the man himself....?



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Sep 3 2009 1:18PM
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Goku
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sparkley suit
Sep 3 2009 1:22PM
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kepler.
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Just find something super gay to wear. Dye your hair black for the night and gel it up stupidlike. And try to find some super tiny phone and act like you're talking on it.
Sep 3 2009 1:22PM
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r0dubs
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COOL STORY HANSEL

sorry

Sep 3 2009 1:22PM
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followCam
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i was thinking of wrapping a suit in tinfoil.....?
Sep 3 2009 1:27PM
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D-Cost
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derelic yourself
Sep 3 2009 2:33PM
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followCam
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WHAT IS THIS!?!?!? A THREAD FOR ANTS!?!?!?
Sep 3 2009 3:18PM
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KingofInterwebz
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only turn left this is crucial
Sep 3 2009 3:34PM
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k-rob
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every time somebody says your name just turn left and give them blue steel, then turn left again walk away.
Sep 3 2009 3:36PM
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thebeesknees
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no give them magnum, its much better.
Sep 3 2009 5:21PM
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akikutis
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LOL
Sep 3 2009 5:24PM
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thebeesknees
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where a shiny suit and a gay headband.
Sep 3 2009 5:30PM
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inactive
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liters of hair jell
Sep 3 2009 5:49PM
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Smuffy
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IT NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST... 3 TIMES THIS BIG
Sep 3 2009 5:53PM
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mmallender.
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pretty sure he cant turn left....?
Sep 3 2009 6:06PM
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Blurst
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thats what i was thinking
Sep 3 2009 6:07PM
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followCam
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do you think tinfoil would be a substitute for a shiny suit? not that it rhymes or anything
Sep 3 2009 6:11PM
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k-rob
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you guys are crazy i could've sworn he turned left at the end of the movie
Sep 3 2009 6:33PM
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LO_GO
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just strike poses randomly haha
Sep 3 2009 6:35PM
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-Alpha2-
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yea i think that this is your best bet
Sep 3 2009 6:58PM
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Slinger1x1
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where this get-up
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Sep 3 2009 7:25PM
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Jesus-FlwrSubaru
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I think u get a mechanics suit, a tool belt, and a pick, some paint and do this...

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Sep 3 2009 7:45PM
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summersover
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thats the difference between magnum and blue steel/le tigre/ferrari
magnum is a left turn the others are right turns but same facial expression
Sep 3 2009 7:55PM
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kepler.
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Ha! Get a clue! His poses are nothing alike! Each is so unique and amazing in their own way.
Sep 3 2009 8:00PM
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mmallender.
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hahaha yeah, did you not look at his calendar of him? each is sooo different
Sep 3 2009 9:15PM
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