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I will start.
If a man was to force sex on a prostitute, would it be rape or shoplifting?
no, a newspaper dummy! its dem plays on words!
pick me up, scratch my head, what was black, now becomes red.
enter riddle thread.
What gets wetter as it dries?
a towel
what's the meaning of life?
When the hymen breaks.
What's full of holes but still holds water?
Oops, I forgot. Let me go back to the kitchen and make you all sandwiches.
^hey y'all...enough spaces.
and since kgb did not respond...how many jewish presidents has america had?
the grand daddy of them all..
is it possible to own a NS account.... AND be mature?
Well, as a mindless woman who can't think for herself, how was I to know you didn't imply I couldn't leave the kitchen? For if I knew I could leave, I would have that sandwich and a cold beer at your side in a new york minute.
I'm not internetified, I'm real. 0_o
it is match, i work at a place where its in my job description to give riddles like this one, which i hate. because it starts out red, then burns to black, then the fire comes red. but if you went red first the riddle wouldnt rhyme. idc.
