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So I hooked up with a guy tonight?

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andrew.
Posts: 2349 - Karma: 165
So I was at this party, had this girl Jess that I was feelin. We were both pretty drunk. Anyway, I go downstairs with her to the basement, and there were a handful of people in there. I grab her, she moves away a little just to move to a quieter part of the basement. Anyway, lights go out and I grabbed her. We started making out pretty hard, and I was grabbin her ass and whatnot. However, when the lights came on it turns out it was this kid Mike that lives down the hall. He somehow moved between us, and he thought I was his girlfriend and I thought he was Jess. Holy FUCK. I made out with a fucking dude tonight on my second night at college. He lives nextdoor. WHAT.

THE
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Aug 30 2009 2:19AM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
HHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
Aug 30 2009 2:20AM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
hahha wow
Aug 30 2009 2:20AM
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carbon.pulse
Posts: 3348 - Karma: 22
Its not gay unless your balls touch.
Aug 30 2009 2:21AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
ouch dude, good luck with the rest of college after that one
Aug 30 2009 2:22AM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,947

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fail!

Aug 30 2009 2:22AM
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Kotke
Posts: 696 - Karma: 15
hahaha well you got balls for posting that on ns, i def wouldnt of haha
Aug 30 2009 2:23AM
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=FAIL=
Posts: 536 - Karma: 47
o_O jaw drop. now that would be a surprise.
Aug 30 2009 2:25AM
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brandon_
Posts: 807 - Karma: 15

 Oh yea, gunna be a long few years now. have fun.

Aug 30 2009 2:25AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
you'll remember this night forever. how special.
Aug 30 2009 2:25AM
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Keyjibbs
Posts: 1542 - Karma: 96
This is not something I'd be telling the whole internet about but I do find this hilarious haha.
Aug 30 2009 2:26AM
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MrYeates
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 91
hahahahah wow
Aug 30 2009 2:28AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
you didn't notice a bigger build or short hair?
and did his girlfriend and this jess girl end up making out as well?
have fun with that one
Aug 30 2009 2:28AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
hahahahahahhahhahhahahhaahaha sig win
Aug 30 2009 2:32AM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
EPIC FAIL!
Aug 30 2009 2:32AM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171
Nobody will ever ever ever let you live that down, that will follow you till you die
Aug 30 2009 2:33AM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,003
(cough)check chris's last signature(cough)
Aug 30 2009 2:34AM
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Dustin.
Posts: 13839 - Karma: 7,704
Oh my God, let me just establish my part in this epic thread.  That sucks so bad.
Aug 30 2009 2:36AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
ohh, so it was chris...$ that made out with a guy tonight?


Aug 30 2009 2:38AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
i think so.....
Aug 30 2009 2:41AM
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Alex=God
Posts: 2422 - Karma: 139
haha this will turn epic.
Aug 30 2009 2:41AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
nah, technically purplejumpsuit was the one that spotted it...
Aug 30 2009 2:43AM
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sarahskis
Posts: 1587 - Karma: 41

welp, at least it wasn't your sister

Aug 30 2009 2:44AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
well now thats just really creepy.
Aug 30 2009 2:46AM
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Tortao
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 10
hahahahahahahahahaha holy fuck thats funny
Aug 30 2009 2:46AM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
damn i missed it what was his last sig
Aug 30 2009 2:52AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
sadly its true
Aug 30 2009 2:52AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
hahahaha...  i can say thats one thing i didnt do on my second night of college
Aug 30 2009 2:57AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Id recommend switching schools asap
Aug 30 2009 3:00AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
you made out with a guy, logged in on andrews profile, and said that he did so that you could cover yourself.  why you are admitting this...  i have no clue.
Aug 30 2009 3:03AM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
i saw your sig
i lol'd
more people will post below me and still think its real
Aug 30 2009 3:07AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA oh lord. you kids.
Aug 30 2009 3:09AM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
You know him? make sure to tell his children and there children this story lol
Aug 30 2009 3:16AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
I dont understand the point of this thread....
and dont take your anger out on the poor people of NS, its not our fault you made out with a guy.
Aug 30 2009 3:18AM
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BC.
Posts: 1551 - Karma: 86
this thread is a real live example of how gullible the NS populace is.
Aug 30 2009 3:20AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

closet case...

and it happened in a closet no less..  HA!

Aug 30 2009 3:20AM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
LAWLZ I JUST TALKED TO YOUZ GUYZ
Aug 30 2009 3:26AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Alcohol induced gayness....
a real problem with youth these days.....
Aug 30 2009 3:26AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
i lol'ed on your floor.... Im sorry :(
Aug 30 2009 3:29AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
someone get Arabian.
Aug 30 2009 3:31AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
I still dont understand the point of this thread...
since im guessing this was all sarcasm,
even if that did happen, it would only be awkward if the people were homophobic and/or made it awkward...
Aug 30 2009 3:35AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
You rang?
Aug 30 2009 3:37AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
i believe you need to have a conversation with Chris also known as south park michael jackson.
Aug 30 2009 3:42AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
i hope page two isn't as gay as page one was
Aug 30 2009 3:43AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
hahhaa I don't know what is going on in this thread. If Chris wants gay help, he better message me, cause I'm not gonna go after him for it.
Aug 30 2009 3:47AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
read from the very beginning....
Aug 30 2009 3:51AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
HAHAHAHA
Aug 30 2009 3:51AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
So Chris made out with a dude. Who the fuck cares? It's hot, and dudes are wayyyyy better than chicks anyway.
Aug 30 2009 3:54AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
for some reason the fact that he used another dudes profile to do it and that he did in a closet makes it hilarious...
Aug 30 2009 3:55AM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
LOLLOLOLOLO yeah that is pretty hilarious. Whatevs.


HEY CHRIS, YOU LIKE DICK, GET OVER IT.
Aug 30 2009 3:58AM
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purplejumpsuit
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im somewhat offended and would like to somewhat disagree.
Aug 30 2009 3:58AM
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