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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
long story short some of my freinds and i have known this kid for a while and hes a really shady kind of guy. steals stuff all the time, even went into my freinds house while they were away on vaca. and stole wine. and other things of that nature

aanyyway my dad was gone for about 5 days on business and we were at my house doin whatever and i had to leave in the morning for football, they said they'd leave as soon as they got up, whatever i believed them. I get home from fball and i find this kid still at my house. i was skeptical as hell about anything being stolen but im a pretty easy going guy so i didnt think he would do that to me. I was wrong. I come to find out today that he took a shower in my house ( im not really cool with that ) rummaged through all of my dads stuff and stole some pills of his. and on top of that he stole about a fifth worth of pretty nice alcohol that i have gathered up. I am so fucking pissed its unreal and kicking the shit out of this kid would be no problem whatsoever.

How should i go about confronting him? I know I will, but in what mannar should I do so...  I can either talk to him get in his face and all that or i can talk to him get in his face and kick the shit out of him. What should i consider my best choices being...
Aug 29 2009 2:28AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
just walk up to him, punch him in the face, and walk away. don't even say a word
Aug 29 2009 2:38AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Beat him something fierce. Then pee in his butt.
Aug 29 2009 2:38AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
you should get a group of people together and all talk to him. it would intimidate him, and maybe make him stop since he would realize that everyone hates a thief, and he couldnt bust you for beating the shit out of him.


or just kick the shit out of him. your call.
Aug 29 2009 2:41AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
You know I have disagreed with you on many things but...I have to agree with you.
Aug 29 2009 2:48AM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
ring his doorbell, get on your knees, when he opens the door, punch him in the dick
Aug 29 2009 3:06AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
this
Aug 29 2009 3:18AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
invite him over when you're chillin with a bunch of your friends, call him out, and tell him to get the fuck out of here before you beat the fuck out of him and feed him to pigs.
Aug 29 2009 3:30AM
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polso
Posts: 201 - Karma: 6
confront him in a crowded place... when he denys it flog him... keep asking and flogging him until he admits infront of everyone.. then steal all his stuff and sell it on BST. if he didnt do it promptly apologise
Aug 29 2009 3:33AM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
ok so you're the blue guy and he's the red guy. you have one of those races cut in front of him and he crashes into the wall trailing behind you. he's dead you win a point and move onto the next round.
Aug 29 2009 3:50AM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
fucking this
Aug 29 2009 3:51AM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
say nothing. just beat him up
Aug 29 2009 5:00AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
hahaha this
Aug 29 2009 5:23AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
How about you do nothing because you're a dumbass for letting anyone stay in your house without you at home?

You should be thankful you didn't get your entire house looted. Take this as a life lesson.
Aug 29 2009 10:23AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yea letting this kid stay at your house was definitely asking for something like this to happen, but you live and you learn
Aug 29 2009 10:51AM
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brandon_
Posts: 807 - Karma: 15

Kill his parents.

Make chile.

Chop up parents.

Put choped up parents into said chile.

Feed to kid.

Theach that motherfucker to fuck with you.

Aug 29 2009 10:57AM
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MAC.D
Posts: 5654 - Karma: 344
repost...
Aug 29 2009 11:04AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
you forgot taste his tears
Aug 29 2009 11:05AM
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brandon_
Posts: 807 - Karma: 15

really? I n this thread? if so my bad.

Yeah aha shit i did forget tears.

Aug 29 2009 12:02PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66
get some friends and have him come over to drink, then be like, hey what the fuck i thought there was a lot more alchohol than this, look over then just annialate him.
Aug 29 2009 3:19PM
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powderhound100
Posts: 2510 - Karma: 144
what ever you do bring a video camera.
Aug 29 2009 3:22PM
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McChuggage
Posts: 93 - Karma: 13
pee in his butt? wtf. seriously assult charges can really fucking suck. if your going to kick his ass be smart about it.
Aug 29 2009 3:25PM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Kidnap the family sister then fuck his chest and shit on his pet.
Aug 29 2009 3:27PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
if you have no problem eating the shit out of him, you should confront him and do so.
Aug 29 2009 3:30PM
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Wilsooon
Posts: 321 - Karma: 62
Don't forget to invite radiohead so he's really embarrassed.
Aug 29 2009 3:32PM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114

PEER MEDIATION!

haha not

Aug 29 2009 3:33PM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 845
fucking this
Aug 29 2009 3:38PM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
Oh woooooooow. Eating the shit out of him, that's like tossing his salad but about ten thousand times more fucked up.
Aug 29 2009 3:59PM
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A.0.spin
Posts: 472 - Karma: 186
^^

some of the things you guys say makes me cry...

maybe if i say it enough it will be true:

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Aug 29 2009 4:17PM
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nasSKIIER
Posts: 748 - Karma: 15
just kick the shit outta him and be like you desevred this
Aug 29 2009 4:25PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 460
You need to pick your friends better cause a true friend wouldnt steal from you EVER.
Aug 29 2009 5:27PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13
steam roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 29 2009 5:38PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
Aug 29 2009 5:42PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13

well you got to wise options to chose from:

1.challenge him to a pokemon duel

Aug 29 2009 5:44PM
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HangThePope
Posts: 749 - Karma: 19

Shoot his mom and fuck the bullethole untill she dies.

Then beat the shit out of him......twice

Aug 29 2009 5:45PM
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Baskin.
Posts: 1387 - Karma: 13

^srry messed up computer

              or

2.or steal his tears and protect yourself from gypsies

Aug 29 2009 5:47PM
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Will-I-Am
Posts: 215 - Karma: 21
beat his ass then get your alki back
steal some of his shit too
Aug 29 2009 6:07PM
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Nicholas.
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jus scrape that fool.
Aug 29 2009 6:10PM
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Dr.Dickless
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I've done it before, solves all your problems
Aug 29 2009 8:40PM
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K2skipunk
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Aug 29 2009 8:42PM
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k-rob
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beat him up bvut makes ure the cops don't get you
Aug 29 2009 9:12PM
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DirtyDan
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well you could either give his mailing address to every straight porn, gay porn, horse porn magazine in the world and his mailbox will be full with the shit...

orrr....

call him and tell him to meet you someplace where people know about, but arent likey to be. tell him you want to smoke with him or something he likes to do. get a ski mask. have you by yourself or with a few friends run out and beat the complete shit out of him.
Aug 29 2009 9:20PM
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Arabian.
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Tell him you have a particular set of skills. A set of skills that make people like you a nightmare for people like him.
Aug 29 2009 9:24PM
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psizzle
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Aug 29 2009 9:37PM
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b-kul
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why radiohead? like thom york and crew?
Aug 29 2009 10:43PM
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jayo.
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you clearly haven't seen the southpark episode
Aug 30 2009 5:34PM
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dunkaroos
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yes
Aug 30 2009 8:38PM
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grifftang
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Quality.
Sep 5 2009 11:47PM
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fivefootthree
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WIN
Sep 6 2009 12:01AM
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