I was rollerblading by these homeless guys one of em said
"10 minutes bullshit it's been 2 hours, if she comes in an hour I will give you a hundred bucks, two grams of coke and suck shit out of your asshole"
-Afterbang cannot be found if one is looking. Afterbang must find you, and you must find your place within Afterbang. To reach for it is to let it slip from your grasp, but to let it go is to hold it with all your strength. [PanoJibber]
"What the fuck were you doing?! One looks like a failed abortion and the other like something from chicken run." [ski-plastic]
ahahaha im gonna say this to people whenever they disagree with me again
so we got my friends cat high and it made firetruck noises for two hours. it got so bad that we just put it in the basement and when we went down to get it, it had taken a shit that was about the size of a toddler