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Who wants 19000 dollar skis?

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deathcookie
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Dunno if this is a repost

http://www.carradanskis.com/

Aug 27 2009 11:31PM
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dbchili
Posts: 2555 - Karma: 1,657
my goodness when jon olsson finds this site he will be on their team tomorrow. So long as they can be custom tailored to match that lambo
Aug 27 2009 11:35PM
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Luc.
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lawl. that site alone is prob worth the majority of the cost.
Aug 27 2009 11:35PM
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J-Evs
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pocket change
Aug 27 2009 11:35PM
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twsnow22
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the diamondbacks are only 12000..nbd
Aug 27 2009 11:36PM
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Brock.
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are they diamond encrusted or somthing wtf!!!
Aug 27 2009 11:37PM
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silex
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hahaha
Aug 27 2009 11:43PM
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m.brus
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diamond edges would be amazing. i dont see any need for a ski that expensive. If you want to blow 19 grand on skis, why not spend it on 19 pairs of the most trusted skis and having different sidecuts for different conditions?
Aug 27 2009 11:44PM
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ski-swagga
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yeah lets get skis that cost more than our cars!! woohoo!
Aug 27 2009 11:46PM
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Willard
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hmm cant afford that so i think i might just buy that jacket for 8 grand
Aug 27 2009 11:48PM
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prontocuts.com
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Too bad they have a boring name, boring names for skis, boring ski designs, etc.


I swear, you charge 19,000 for skis and they better look freaking cool
Aug 27 2009 11:52PM
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tedmgee
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damn! what a steal. i think ill get the mamba and one of the jackets they make
Aug 27 2009 11:53PM
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ashamedkrew
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ya haha then you could slap that ns bumper sticker on a beamer and your skis really would still cost more than your car
Aug 27 2009 11:53PM
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_Alex_
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Haha I wonder if they've managed to sell anything.
Aug 28 2009 12:01AM
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HeartBeatFaster
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My bike cost more than my car... $30 more
Aug 28 2009 12:01AM
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polka.yardSAIL
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ahaha, i'm pretty sure this is a joke. did any one else read the "philosophy" section?
Aug 28 2009 12:16AM
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ashamedkrew
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and don't forget your $10,000 PANTHA jacket to go with it..
Aug 28 2009 12:19AM
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Totes_Magotes
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holy shit... that's exactaly what mine is..  car $850 - road bike $880... weeeirrdd
Aug 28 2009 12:22AM
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DirtyDiabetic
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the only way you can buy them is buy "private invitation, or referral form another customer"

Aug 28 2009 12:52AM
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Where-am-I
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i love the lack of full pictures of the skiis
Aug 28 2009 2:01AM
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gkenworthy
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Yeah I read that. So bizarre.  haha
Aug 28 2009 2:09AM
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Dukeybrains
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Yo this is some kid's buisness class project or some shit you guys are clownin
Aug 28 2009 2:10AM
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Dukeybrains
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or web design class or something
Aug 28 2009 2:12AM
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Logey.
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there makin a large profit! they better last 28 fuckin years cause i could by 19 pairs for a thousand that would last 2 years
Aug 28 2009 2:12AM
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Turner.
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 11,881

it's like eletist skiing.
so ridiculous.

Aug 28 2009 2:24AM
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jblaski
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Probably the same people who buy the Prada goggles....
Aug 28 2009 3:28AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
kinda like the Ferrari enzo. its a status thing

it really is too bad that some of the best skiers in the world have no chance of ever being able to afford these.
Aug 28 2009 4:58AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Check out the coriolis technology....
Left and right ski = same kind of wood but from a different hemisphere...

WTF!
Aug 28 2009 5:36AM
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GORlLLA
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I want them!

....the only problem is I cant afford them.
Aug 28 2009 6:05AM
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THUGwife
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im assuming they arent twin tips... but i cant tell as it seems you need a private invite to see pictures of a full ski
Aug 28 2009 6:24AM
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I_Am_Mod
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Even if i had the money and really liked those skis i still wouldnt buy them...
Just imagine you want to go eat something and have to leave your 19000 dollar skis outside in a skirack ?!
Aug 28 2009 6:36AM
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THUGwife
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part of the contract for the skis has a clause stating that if they are stolen the FBI will look for them until they are found
Aug 28 2009 6:44AM
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Sinuous
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" 72 underwidth, able to take on the hardest of terrain" bahahahaha

Aug 28 2009 8:39AM
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followCam
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to be honest, why would some of the best skiers in the world WANT to buy them?


Aug 28 2009 9:02AM
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jibjunkie
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lol id like to see the dudes reaction to a 4 year old gaper running into his tails in the lift line
Aug 28 2009 9:24AM
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JeffTheGiraffe
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HAHA.....http://llewtrah.blogspot.com/2008/08/convicted-con-artist-has-new-name-and.html
Aug 28 2009 9:55AM
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THUGwife
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ahahahahaha
Aug 28 2009 10:06AM
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[BRI]noceros
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haha i knew this was bullshit
Aug 28 2009 10:17AM
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Brenone
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look cool?? they better give you a hand job while waiting in the lift line!
Aug 28 2009 10:22AM
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C.Wood
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not many people would even buy those
they have to be pretty dumb to and have a lot of cash floating around
Aug 28 2009 10:31AM
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Powdered_Donuts
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haha dude they have RFID tags in them in case they get jacked or you loose one or something, thats kinda  cool
Aug 28 2009 11:05AM
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mwg216
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doubtful
Aug 28 2009 12:35PM
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coolhandluke
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what happens when you ride switch?
Aug 28 2009 12:44PM
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Evan.Frazee
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the mambas are i guess.
Aug 28 2009 2:18PM
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Davy.Crockett
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i think the mamba is a twintip
Aug 28 2009 2:50PM
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TheBeardedOne
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it's a "uni-directional twin-tip"


so.. a directional ski with a curved up tail..?
Aug 28 2009 5:20PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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scam. yup
Aug 28 2009 5:38PM
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Meases_Pieces
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do you think one ski has the tendency to spin clockwise while the other spins counterclockwise like flushing a toilet?
Aug 28 2009 5:54PM
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ax_murderer
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haha smething tells me they aren't catering towards kids like you...or anyne else on this site.

you buy these skis so that the few people who recognize the company, think 'wow this guy must be loaded'.  so the companies mission is accomplished.
Aug 28 2009 5:55PM
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kslattery
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this company is everything that could be wrong with the ski industry rolled into one
Aug 28 2009 5:57PM
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cfox
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that is ridiculous anyone who would actually buy those is stupid as fuck and just a loser hahah
Aug 28 2009 5:58PM
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