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Challenge to Tom Wallisch. can the pretzel man grow a manly beard?

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BarockOvomit
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Tom you may have taken over skiing, and redifined how skiing is thought about. but can you grow facial hair?

I've never seen you even with a shitty stache? are you a pre-puebesent little girl?

the challenge is on, use chemicals if you must.

I want to see you with a beard. you have 2 months.

truthspoken.

Aug 26 2009 12:02AM
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Bo_bot9
Posts: 1437 - Karma: 275
bibby would win the beardoff. hands down.
Aug 26 2009 3:00AM
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ElbridgeGerry
Posts: 5902 - Karma: -27
I'm pretty sure he's prepubescent..and that's why he can't grow a beard.
Aug 26 2009 3:26AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
Park = shaven
backcountry = hairy

it's just like with chicks.....
Aug 26 2009 3:30AM
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.j.Scrilla
Posts: 489 - Karma: 2,436
^^ ha ha good one!
he wont make it past the 3 week itching stage -
Aug 26 2009 7:53AM
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bappelabb
Posts: 282 - Karma: 131
http://http://www.beards.org/grow.php

In case the great Timmy Wallnuts fails to take this task on, he should find faith on this site.
Aug 26 2009 8:02AM
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BWalmer
Posts: 9141 - Karma: 12,883
no snow = insanity = crazy thoughts = summer ski gabber....so yes.
Aug 26 2009 8:43AM
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Afeld
Posts: 3516 - Karma: 84
ha ha ha ha.  this just made my morning so much better
Aug 26 2009 9:51AM
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cool.
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 1,724
hahahahha my threads
Aug 26 2009 9:54AM
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J-Evs
Posts: 6387 - Karma: 1,615
hahaha
ty mreads
Aug 26 2009 9:59AM
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fatherb
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173
lol my threads....guys, seriously he's tom wallisch, he can do anything.
Aug 26 2009 10:09AM
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kaspar^^
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
that made me laugh.

Aug 26 2009 10:18AM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
robots can't grow beard duh
Aug 26 2009 10:36AM
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C.Wood
Posts: 2524 - Karma: 180
he should grow a beard!
did anyone message im about this thread??
Aug 26 2009 10:44AM
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Moon_Park
Posts: 413 - Karma: 110
Once he has grown it - He should apply to be in Dude Ranch Fraternity, shave it off, and drink it with whiskey - bibby style
Aug 26 2009 11:02AM
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BarockOvomit
Posts: 55 - Karma: -6

the challenge goes for you double boy...

I've sespected you of being a yung pre-puebesent little girl with more drama than teen nickelodean since you came onto the scene.

you got 2 months. post up or shut up.

Aug 26 2009 11:05AM
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mattytru
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 5,479
my threads hahahaha, this should be awesome



if he reads it
Aug 26 2009 11:10AM
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EternalJens
Posts: 568 - Karma: 520
haha this will be so damn funny if it happens! :P
Aug 26 2009 11:16AM
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polka.yardSAIL
Posts: 459 - Karma: 8
he is just going to sprout pretzels out of his pores, rather than facial hair. :p
Aug 26 2009 11:16AM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
could be interesting
Aug 26 2009 11:19AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
This thread should actually wait till no-shave november so everyone can support tom in growing some beardo!
Aug 26 2009 11:20AM
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Magnetic
Posts: 845 - Karma: 229
hope the challenge is accepted
Aug 26 2009 11:31AM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
hahaha, you're kind of harsh!
Aug 26 2009 11:32AM
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TZA.
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 181
as do i
Aug 26 2009 11:33AM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
THREADS
Not hating on the thread creator, but pro callouts at 50 posts? Sick idea anyways
Aug 26 2009 11:38AM
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207
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I can't wait to see the results of this.
Aug 26 2009 11:48AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
[IMG]http://joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/PIX/FR/awesome_thread.jpg[/IMG]
Aug 26 2009 11:49AM
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[D-Lite]
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Aug 26 2009 11:55AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
^^awesome thread²

(now it works... NS works in mysterious ways...)
Aug 26 2009 12:28PM
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Username_42069
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might ruin his young boyish looks, thus making him less marketable...
Aug 26 2009 12:41PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 829
my threads!
Aug 26 2009 12:42PM
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50in07
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But then he will baller as fuck!
Aug 26 2009 12:46PM
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taylorsniffen
Posts: 614 - Karma: 11
i definitely support this thread it must be done and edit should be put up to prove that its been done
Aug 26 2009 12:47PM
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I_Am_Mod
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i'm actually more impressed by older guys throwing down hard then i am impressed when one of the young guns throws down.....
Aug 26 2009 12:48PM
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siktrix777
Posts: 161 - Karma: 14

my threads

Aug 26 2009 12:55PM
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ALFYBOI
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my threadz
Aug 26 2009 12:58PM
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1661 - Karma: 5,841
Brilliant....
Aug 26 2009 1:03PM
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Eric.S
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Ahh I want to see this shit.
Aug 26 2009 1:03PM
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HeartBeatFaster
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2:00 - 2:31
Aug 26 2009 2:57PM
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Bodeau.
Posts: 1637 - Karma: 48
lets see it tom, or are you a pussy?
Aug 26 2009 3:10PM
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Brock.
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we just need to keep bumping this until he sees it..
Aug 26 2009 3:13PM
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J-Neal
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this
Aug 26 2009 3:14PM
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KellyK
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in
Aug 26 2009 3:21PM
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weskisea
Posts: 317 - Karma: 12
has tommy walnutters noticed this thread yet?

i really want him to at least aknowledge the fact that this is going on, that would at least make this thread an epic success.
Aug 26 2009 3:26PM
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sconniestyle
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Aug 26 2009 4:21PM
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1484 - Karma: 845
bump for epic
my threads
Aug 26 2009 4:26PM
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T_LEX
Posts: 149 - Karma: 110
EPIC. Bibby is the man. he's right its just in ur mind. Wallisch can totally do it if he puts his mind in it.
Aug 26 2009 4:37PM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 323
yes
Aug 26 2009 4:40PM
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nitsua
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finally a good thread.
Aug 26 2009 4:42PM
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kzrstf
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new page
Aug 26 2009 4:50PM
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_CC_
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well jesus had a beard

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Aug 26 2009 5:17PM
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