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Challenge to Tom Wallisch. can the pretzel man grow a manly beard?

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BarockOvomit
Posts: 55 - Karma: -6

Tom you may have taken over skiing, and redifined how skiing is thought about. but can you grow facial hair?

I've never seen you even with a shitty stache? are you a pre-puebesent little girl?

the challenge is on, use chemicals if you must.

I want to see you with a beard. you have 2 months.

truthspoken.

Aug 26 2009 12:02AM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
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Aug 26 2009 12:04AM
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Keith_M
Posts: 795 - Karma: 771
hmmm. in some edit i'm pretty sure he has some facial hair. either that or i'm crazy, which is very likely as well
Aug 26 2009 12:04AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Wanna see these edit.

And if it isnt true then i totally think wallnuts should grow a beard that would be awesome.
Aug 26 2009 12:06AM
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Keith_M
Posts: 795 - Karma: 771
eh, i'll look through edits with him in it, not like i don't enjoy doing this anyway
Aug 26 2009 12:07AM
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[D-Lite]
Posts: 120 - Karma: 32
too bad he cant....
Aug 26 2009 12:08AM
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ashamedkrew
Posts: 1194 - Karma: 424
hope he sees this..
Aug 26 2009 12:09AM
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NickSki.
Posts: 2009 - Karma: 61
 
Aug 26 2009 12:12AM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
ya he doesnt look very beard capable.  Maybe some little hairs on his chinny chin chin.  I have been wrong before though.  He should prove me wrong!
Aug 26 2009 12:18AM
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Keith_M
Posts: 795 - Karma: 771
i think i was combining tanner's facial hair onto wallisch's face in my mind.
Aug 26 2009 12:20AM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
this thread is destined to be great. someone pm tom
Aug 26 2009 12:20AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
This

Nice icon dude

oh and BEARD TOM
Aug 26 2009 12:21AM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
dude he only skis park which means hes cleerlee naught a reele skeer!!!!!

but he should go for it anyway
Aug 26 2009 12:24AM
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garrets
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 60
Aug 26 2009 12:25AM
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.SimonB.
Posts: 1959 - Karma: 713
wow
Aug 26 2009 12:32AM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161

word

Aug 26 2009 12:36AM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
first page claim.

I say he won't be able to grow a full one
Aug 26 2009 12:36AM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
my threads...
this could be amazing
Aug 26 2009 12:51AM
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waterfordsam
Posts: 172 - Karma: 11
Gotta get in on this.
Aug 26 2009 12:57AM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
i wish i could grow a manly beard...or pretzel
Aug 26 2009 12:58AM
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Shilling
Posts: 774 - Karma: 14
come on tom, you're pretty much like hotrod. just cry and say you have a hormone deficiency and itll all be ok.
Aug 26 2009 12:58AM
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THEDICKBUTCHER
Posts: 3067 - Karma: 673
hahaha there is no wayy.
Aug 26 2009 1:01AM
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Ham.and.Cheese
Posts: 557 - Karma: 58
Threads/ bump for him to see
Aug 26 2009 1:14AM
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A-Lee
Posts: 256 - Karma: 19
i have faith i think that tom could do it.
Aug 26 2009 1:14AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,463
i kinda hope he cant, the only thing i can do on the mountain that tom cant is ski with snow stuck in my beard. sure he can do all 8 but does he no how nice it is to have a frozen powder beard?
Aug 26 2009 1:17AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Claim?
Aug 26 2009 1:19AM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
ill hop right here on the first page if this gets good
Aug 26 2009 1:21AM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
my threads
Aug 26 2009 1:21AM
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chugLIFE
Posts: 4714 - Karma: 1,050
i support this.
Aug 26 2009 1:23AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
same!!
Aug 26 2009 1:24AM
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Dinosaur
Posts: 81 - Karma: 15
a legit mustache would be acceptable also 
Aug 26 2009 1:30AM
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thelizards
Posts: 4042 - Karma: 43
there should be a PRO beardoff contest. best beard of any pro after 1 month wins $1,000,000
Aug 26 2009 1:30AM
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Sinuous
Posts: 439 - Karma: 82
THIS. finally someone has the balls to call out tom on one of the few things he cant do
Aug 26 2009 1:30AM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
Bet he cant
Aug 26 2009 1:31AM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11630 - Karma: 24,463
seriously? i guess ya it was a claim, but not a serious one by any means.
Aug 26 2009 1:32AM
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chad.
Posts: 728 - Karma: 27
i know a girl that wore his jesus lookin thing from his joss edit.
Aug 26 2009 1:33AM
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Macaulay.Culkin
Posts: 454 - Karma: 37
my threads
Aug 26 2009 1:33AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
I was thinking some thing similar but without the contest. Just get all the pros to grow beards and not wear bandanas it would be funny to see them all with beards in ski movies and edits. and on the podium
Aug 26 2009 1:33AM
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DBAKE
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 340
pinapple express power
Aug 26 2009 1:34AM
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Karcher
Posts: 3788 - Karma: 1,934
only real men can grow beards he
Aug 26 2009 1:38AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
hahaha Tom's only weakness
Aug 26 2009 1:39AM
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iLLbiLLy
Posts: 2865 - Karma: 2,631
haha i like the way you think
Aug 26 2009 1:51AM
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.hazen.
Posts: 1451 - Karma: 659
jesus this is like reading the tabloids
Aug 26 2009 1:59AM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
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im expecting something of this sort
Aug 26 2009 2:02AM
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Polar_Beer
Posts: 1514 - Karma: 204
Bibby will win, nuff said.
Aug 26 2009 2:02AM
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THE-GHOST
Posts: 101 - Karma: 530
please dont do this for him
Aug 26 2009 2:10AM
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bananas
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 164
?????? this is ski Gabber ??????????
Aug 26 2009 2:23AM
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smooticus
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 27
Its august
Aug 26 2009 2:36AM
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Wild_Style
Posts: 155 - Karma: 10
Skiers grow facial pubes when they start entering the backcountry realm, proven fact- this is no coincidence. It happened to T-Hall, Morrison, Travis Rice, Josh Bibby, to name a few (except for Kye and Sean Pettit). Apparently that is when you become a real man.
Aug 26 2009 2:44AM
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MJagland
Posts: 18 - Karma: 14
Bet he can do this too, the dude is like super almighty..
Aug 26 2009 2:50AM
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