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What happens when you turn 17?

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zackblain
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most pointless birthday ever
Aug 23 2009 10:28AM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
Actually your 19th and 20th birthday are more unimportant because you are considered an adult, but not treated like one.
Aug 23 2009 10:30AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
lots of shit happens at 17.
Aug 23 2009 10:30AM
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zackblain
Posts: 2322 - Karma: 22
like what?
Aug 23 2009 10:31AM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
your one year closer to being 18 and 4 years away from being 21. Isn't that enough for you?
Aug 23 2009 10:32AM
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mike91129
Posts: 777 - Karma: 43
your penis grows one extra centimeter
you get slightly less angsty
easier to fake being 18 to buy boooze (in canada)
Aug 23 2009 10:40AM
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Bardolph
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In maine you can get into R rated movies. I know, what a big birthday.
Aug 23 2009 10:49AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
well, you're graduating or have graduated high school. will be or are starting college. you'll get in less shit for sex and drugs, and it's your last year free of a permanent criminal record, if that's your thing. people start taking you a bit more seriously. you probably get to stay out later and go more places, get a slightly cooler job. basically, you can start dismantling your training wheels and you don't have to take life seriously yet. enjoy it dude.
Aug 23 2009 10:49AM
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CoolioDude
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same in Wisconsin.
Aug 23 2009 11:10AM
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InkShrink
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Same in Georgia.

Nothing happened when I turned 17, it was a boring day.

Aug 23 2009 11:13AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
If you're lucky you'll bone your first girl
If that's allready happened, you'll get lucky and bone another girl....
Aug 23 2009 11:13AM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
happy birthday?
Aug 23 2009 11:23AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
same in NY
Aug 23 2009 11:34AM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
in NJ you get your license so I was pretty stoked I could finally drive myself around. in other states though I guess it's less exciting.
Aug 23 2009 11:39AM
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michelle
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You can finally use magic legally!
Aug 23 2009 11:40AM
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DDrem.
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i lold pretty hard
Aug 23 2009 11:41AM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
If you think turning 17 is boring wait till you turn 22, Nobody cares, the last Birthday anybody really wants to celebrate is 21
Aug 23 2009 11:42AM
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bovice29
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same in maryland
Aug 23 2009 11:50AM
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k-rob
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well, i could buy M-rated games from those douchey stores where they don't let you buy them unless you're 17 (EB, HMV, etc.)
just a couple of days ago i had to buy Bioshock for my 16 year-old friend at EB, they carded me and everything (bunch of douches).
Aug 23 2009 11:52AM
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neutralzombie
Posts: 8629 - Karma: 606
yeah, and once you pass 24, you realize you have to party again so you can avoid the fact that you realize how fucking old you're getting...except no one can party because they have work or a baby...
Aug 23 2009 11:52AM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
r rated movies, and for me since i took drivers ed i get my full license
Aug 23 2009 11:52AM
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statuswhitegirl
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sorry double post

AND you can get your motorcycle license if you live in ny
Aug 23 2009 11:53AM
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JacheOReally
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 253
R rated Movies M Rated Video Games
Aug 23 2009 11:53AM
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r0dubs
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NOT pointless
17 is the age where a kid is recognized by anyone that he ore she is ready for sex, no matter what.  you may have sex before this time, but you wont be ready, and it wont be as good as sex when and after you are 17
Aug 23 2009 12:11PM
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WillStart
Posts: 3955 - Karma: 3,192
thats in every state
Aug 23 2009 12:19PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
more hookers?
Aug 23 2009 12:23PM
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wintersway
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pretty much sums it up.
Aug 23 2009 12:30PM
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ScuffDUFF
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i saw boobs on my 17th.  very nice boobs.
Aug 23 2009 2:43PM
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DYFI
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You're one year closer to retirement!
Aug 23 2009 2:57PM
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steezeaholic.
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i could drive after 9 and get into rated R movies
Aug 23 2009 2:58PM
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nitsua
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17 is amazing.

you have one more year to do whatever the fuck you want. but if you get a minor your parents still find out.

19 is not fun because you still cant drink legally and you can get in trouble for just about anything

Aug 23 2009 3:00PM
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crazyfuck
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you must know some fucking lame people if that's the case...

then again, it wouldn't be all that surprising if the only people you hang out with are a bunch of squares who don't party.
Aug 23 2009 3:01PM
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cashdebt
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i'm eagerly awaiting that day
Aug 23 2009 3:03PM
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Gnams
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You can get into R rated movies awesome
 
and by M rated video games if youre bored which helps in the summer
Aug 23 2009 3:11PM
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Slinger1x1
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r rated movies
no curfew on driving, i get my full license, can drive where ever, when ever
Aug 23 2009 3:27PM
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gregorio
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you have no curfew on driving when you turn 17?
lucky, i have to wait till im 18 to not have a curfew
Aug 23 2009 3:31PM
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nickyp
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In the UK, you can learn to drive at 17, so a favourite birthday for most.
Aug 23 2009 3:34PM
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crazyfuck
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in the US you can get your license at 16...
Aug 23 2009 3:35PM
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jibbnor
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in norway you can drink at 18...
Aug 23 2009 3:56PM
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OnePole
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you can now buy a turtle
Aug 23 2009 3:57PM
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PhilboydStudge
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haha best answer
Aug 23 2009 3:57PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
You grow a foot,
Aug 23 2009 4:00PM
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erichkuss
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...BITCH!

Aug 23 2009 4:01PM
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soulskier
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well in the US you can drive after midnight, michigan anyways
M rated video games
i'd have to say the only useless birthday in the 16-21 range is your 20th
because when your 19 you can at least go to canada and drink
Aug 23 2009 4:05PM
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assface
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how about the 15th birthday? i could think of one thing but i forgot what it was
Aug 23 2009 4:26PM
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TheBeardedOne
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Fuck that. Some of the best sex I ever had was when I was 16, there are some fucking crazy 16 year old girls.
Aug 23 2009 4:28PM
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skiP.E.I.
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the possibility of spontaneous combustion could increase. stay away from direct heat sources.
Aug 23 2009 4:30PM
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Meases_Pieces
Posts: 1292 - Karma: 246
ummm you get your permit?
Aug 23 2009 8:52PM
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fsscott
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only in america
Aug 23 2009 8:54PM
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assface
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its 14 in alaska, where i live, theres something but i cant remember it
Aug 23 2009 8:57PM
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