This is Capix's new 10/11 Season Frontal Face Protector: Beak Edition!
Being the beak-style helmet fanatic I am, I had to get my hands on one of these. They're one size fits all, meaning they're very versatile. The strap is made of very stretchy but very sturdy nylon fabric that easily goes around your face/head and then clings to it like a parasite. This thing is COMMMMMFY. "But RevealingSkirt, what about the top and other parts of my head? Aren't they more important than the front of my face?"
To this I say, NONSENSE!
Who needs that when you have the steeze of a Capix Frontal Face Protector: Beak Edition!?
Even when you end up in the hospital, this baby will still be attached to your face, protecting all that is important as your brain hemorrhages and slowly you bleed to death! But that doesn't matter because you'll have the Frontal Face Protector: Beak Edition!
to protect the front of your face! And look super steezy at the same time!
Mine is still mint condition, with just a few slobber marks on it, from where I drooled on it.
As you can see from the picture, I still have the tags (barcode) which means its fairly new and super legit.
Offer on a price!
Hope to hear from you soon!
All kinds of modifications can be made to it, but most of them make about as much sense as tying your dick to a roller skate
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