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Your mom rides a snowboard...

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Line_Skis
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which in this day and age..is probably true. because obviously skiing is still not cool yet to this blogger. well at least we have the recognition and attention of those renegade knuckledraggers read this and get sent right back to 1995 when this was an actual argument. good read. ha!

"poking fun at the goofiest sub culture of skiing: Free-skiing." - author

Aug 20 2009 10:52PM
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benalt
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that would make for a great t shirt
Sep 17 2009 11:56AM
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MEGAZORD
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Its true though. All this 6xl tall tee bullshit does make you look goofy as hell.  Its one thing to rock this shit on the mountain, but its another to wear this shit all the time.  White kids wearing this crap look poser as hell.  Youre not from the ghetto, you can afford clothing that fits, so why wear obnoxiously huge shit.
Sep 17 2009 1:00PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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what?
Sep 17 2009 2:22PM
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closeyetfar11
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"looks like someone watched johnny tsunami a little to much when they were little"


AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

Sep 17 2009 2:35PM
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DrZoidberg
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Why isn't there a "your mom rides a snowboard" t-shirt? And i remember when this was posted, never looked at the comments though.
Sep 17 2009 5:12PM
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C.Wood
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it was funny how many ns member names i saw

and snowboarders aint got shit on us
Sep 17 2009 5:53PM
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jamodeo
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hahaha what the fuck is this
Sep 17 2009 9:02PM
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*LiNeLover*
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my mom tries to ride a snowboard.. ha
she thinks she is pretty cool.
but she skis
Sep 17 2009 9:22PM
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rj.
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8====D



;)
Sep 17 2009 9:57PM
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KennyC
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I lol'd when cory said "im suprised how many skiers look at this site" and how someone put a name imcoryandimahomo and then said "cracks me up how much of a homo you are…i guess this site is only for pickle-lickers".

and danny kass?!?! i thought that doucher was somewhat cool now hes just a complete douchebag. skiing is so much cooler than boarding period. and everyone on NS knows that.

Sep 17 2009 10:18PM
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buddychaps
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That guy has a large blue dildo on his table..no wonder he snowboards
Sep 17 2009 10:44PM
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Moses
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you cant traverse
Sep 17 2009 11:43PM
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@skiinmitch
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  1. Tom Wallisch on August 14th, 2009 at 9:28 pm:

    Hi there,

    I recently just won $20,000 in a contest. Oh shit, and I’m a freeskier!

    Yeah, fuck you.

    Tom

Sep 17 2009 11:56PM
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@skiinmitch
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Tanner Hall on August 20th, 2009 at 10:25 pm:

YO YOU MUST GIVE THA RESPEK TO THE VIKINGS WHO ORIGINATED OUR SPORT AS WELL AS YOURS, STOP HATING AND SHOW LOVE

ONE

Sep 18 2009 12:02AM
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fountain.
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my mom does snowboard. and its pretty tight actually, considering shes 45 and has broken bones doing it and still loves it.
Sep 18 2009 12:46AM
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MEGAZORD
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It seems tanner has become the Kanye of skiing.
Sep 18 2009 8:26AM
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losh
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bump
Dec 20 2014 3:13PM
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zedd
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Well whats worse that or cross country
Dec 20 2014 5:01PM
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