My wife vs. my skis
My skis always want to take ride….
If I ride a new pair of skis my old ones don’t get all mad and sh**
My skis newer have a headache…
If they don’t ride well you can bring them to a shop and get them fixed
If your friend has a nice pair you can borrow them for a ride.
You can have all your old ones in the garage and take them out on an occasion just for fun
You can mess them up and just get a new pair
They come in pairs – you get to ride 2 at a time…
Need I say more – I need winter so bad.