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Schwags
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Ducks riding a bike, or skiers over the age of 35?



Machete skier32: man..dont talk to me like that, do you know who i am?
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Apr 30 2002 3:59PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
skiers over 35 walking around in the village after skiing and getting hit by a duck on a bike.

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Apr 30 2002 4:11PM
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shawk11332
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
skiiers over 35 are cool usually unless they are the one's that think they are awsome. I love riding the lift up with old people sometimes.


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Apr 30 2002 4:12PM
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dspin7x
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ha i dont know.. i think this post beats both of those

I like skiing
Apr 30 2002 4:19PM
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tremblantripper
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i think its more like skiers over 50, ive met plenty of 35 year old skiers and theyre pretty chill


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Apr 30 2002 5:10PM
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madontarian
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really whats wrong with skiers at any age, they may not be able to do the stuff younger people can do, but im pretty sure that im never gonna quit skiing
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Apr 30 2002 5:42PM
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ChrisMuldoon
Posts: 459 - Karma: 10
trippy..........ducks riding bikes. you must be baked schwags hahahahahahahah

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Apr 30 2002 5:42PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
I think schwags is the only thing gayer than a duck on a bike or a skier over 35


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Apr 30 2002 5:46PM
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FreshCoast
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Where do you people come up with stuff, its hilarious!

But personally I think only skiers over 35 that are stuck up assholes are gay. A duck riding a bike would be so phat!
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Apr 30 2002 6:50PM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
There are some sick powpow riders that are over 35, so I'll go with the duck.


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Apr 30 2002 6:53PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
I spend all this time training a duck to ride a bike and then Schwags lets out the secret... damn you.

'Never underestimate the power of the handicapped'
Apr 30 2002 6:53PM
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mauii
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one day..all u old guys are gunna be 35..and im gunna be 25 and laughing my ass of at you

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Apr 30 2002 6:56PM
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fairygirl
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And then, eventually, you'll be thirty five and have some twenty-five year old laugh his ass off at you.. The circle of aging...

I know a lot of great skiers that are over the age of 35, and a duck that could ride a bike would be sweet.. I don't know what my answer is...


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Apr 30 2002 7:05PM
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patg
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 12
mike douglas is almost 35 isnt he

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Apr 30 2002 8:06PM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
when im older..ill become a comentator just like mike

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Apr 30 2002 8:08PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
shane is gonna be 35 in a few years too i believe..and kreitler is up there as well



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Apr 30 2002 8:25PM
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ChrisMuldoon
Posts: 459 - Karma: 10
i think the schwagsta was referring to most old skiiers in general. a lot of em are uptight pricks who can't have fun....thats my two cents
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Apr 30 2002 8:27PM
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snowboy56
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
The only good thing about being an old skier, if your knees are still good, is that you can ski just about every single day cause ur retired and dont have ta do nething else
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Apr 30 2002 8:55PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
definitely ducks on a bike, cuz skiing is cooler than biking. and most old people arent that bad the are just inquisitive and ask what my 'double sided skis are for' they have as much fun as they can i guess
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Apr 30 2002 8:56PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Dude, Glen Plake is like 37. McConkey and Mike D are about 32 I think. Don't dis the old guys.
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Apr 30 2002 8:58PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
i love old people (30+) that come to the park and do spreads of the biggest hit in the park...



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Apr 30 2002 9:05PM
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coz
Posts: 1754 - Karma: 11
i love 45 year olds that ask u on the chair if u 'wanna smoke a doobie' and then proceed to say 'it's got hash in it'. they're the best.
Apr 30 2002 10:17PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
I find it interesting that schwags makes a random and silly post... haha and we all end up debating over it.

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Apr 30 2002 11:24PM
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therealjerk
Posts: 2806 - Karma: 26
okay, howsabout this: any skier over 35 that spits game is gay. if they have to spit game to people like us (age 15-25) they obviously are cheezedicks

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Apr 30 2002 11:29PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Mike D is gonna be 35 soon. And look at McConkey and Plake, dude dont judge by age, judge by ability and attitude.
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May 1 2002 4:52PM
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Detective
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 59
and don't take posts like that serious. so don't harp on him.
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May 1 2002 11:26PM
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