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Name a celebrity you wouldnt bang

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jibjunkie
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allrighty i got this idea reading a shitty tabloid. it seems like all the stars seem appealing but there are a few that are just fugly ill start shit off:

AMY WINEHOUSE
Aug 17 2009 10:55PM
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Shark.
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Michael Jackson.

wait, i might..
Aug 17 2009 10:56PM
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t-roy
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roseanne!
Aug 17 2009 10:56PM
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miralas
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megan fox
Aug 17 2009 10:57PM
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SteezyOhio
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seth rogan
Aug 17 2009 10:59PM
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Hansel.
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drew carrey
Aug 17 2009 11:00PM
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k-rob
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miley cyrus.
Aug 17 2009 11:01PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
allright i forgot to mention no guys cuz seriously this could go on forever but with that said.....ESPECIALLY NOT DREW CARREY
Aug 17 2009 11:01PM
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andy_boy
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SINNER

renee zellweger
Aug 17 2009 11:02PM
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Hansel.
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beat you to it
Aug 17 2009 11:02PM
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wynnyk
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rosie o'donnell
Aug 17 2009 11:03PM
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skivt12
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ellen and oprah
especially not oprah
Aug 17 2009 11:06PM
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wnab21
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barck obama
Aug 17 2009 11:09PM
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TerminatorX
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what if you could have a threesome with ellen and one of her hot lesbo girlfriends?
Aug 17 2009 11:10PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
shes married and her wife is hot as fuck so idk about him but i would definitely partake in a portia de rossi/ellen degenitals 3 way
Aug 17 2009 11:12PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
why did you have to show me this i hate rosie odonnel so fucking much. she was the first woman that made me realize that real life lesbians werent hot and busty but rather butchy and bitchy
Aug 17 2009 11:19PM
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lineskier10
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id fuck oprah because im sure i could get a shitload of money out of it somehow, whether it be blackmail or secretly taping the sex and making the oprah sex tape, id make millions
Aug 17 2009 11:19PM
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jibjunkie
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so not worth it. the bitch is self conscious she made her staff sing while she went to the bathroom so they couldnt hear her going.
Aug 17 2009 11:22PM
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lineskier10
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which means i would make even more blackmailing her
Aug 17 2009 11:23PM
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K2skipunk
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im so with you on this one
Aug 17 2009 11:25PM
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ScratchFS91
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queen latifa.


Aug 17 2009 11:26PM
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ReetsAdeets
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Bradd pit, tom cruise, fat ugly chicks, ect
Aug 17 2009 11:26PM
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Banjo
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Wilt Chamberlain

Aug 17 2009 11:26PM
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jibjunkie
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lol this thread is turning iinto name a fat black bitch. im going to bed
Aug 17 2009 11:27PM
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MACAQUE
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Your mother
Aug 17 2009 11:27PM
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Mr.Panda
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im sorry, but that just made my day...

angelina jolie....  brad pitt has been all up in there!  eeeeewwwww

Aug 17 2009 11:28PM
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gbirrd
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oprah
Aug 17 2009 11:32PM
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ScuffDUFF
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OCTOMOM!!!
Aug 17 2009 11:34PM
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MrYeates
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hahahh for sure
Aug 17 2009 11:36PM
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Archimedes
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rosannes a loud bitch

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Aug 17 2009 11:41PM
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stormtrooper
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taya b
Aug 17 2009 11:44PM
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fts171
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Victoria Beckham, I saw her up close in person at Aspen this past winter and she is one ugly bitch.
Aug 17 2009 11:53PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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ahhh, took mine
Aug 18 2009 12:05AM
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Spacekroft
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this

Aug 18 2009 12:12AM
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Mr.Panda
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the chick she just fought is pretty hot though.

Aug 18 2009 12:13AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Carrot Top & Paul Reubens
Aug 18 2009 12:14AM
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Arabian.
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Why don't we turn this into a who WOULD you bang thread? If so, Betty White and Johnny Depp. At the same time.
Aug 18 2009 12:18AM
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Shlogan
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haha ewww
Aug 18 2009 12:19AM
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cpilkington
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any dude
Aug 18 2009 12:19AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Aug 18 2009 12:32AM
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kepler.
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Drew Barrymore.

Cameron Diaz.

Renee Zellweger.

All three are actresses that people claim are beautiful. I find them repulsive.
Aug 18 2009 1:15AM
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Jesus-FlwrSubaru
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^^^This

And ...

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Aug 18 2009 2:18AM
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DYFI
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Danny DeVito.
Aug 18 2009 2:23AM
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Turner.
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I would not bang merryl streep.
Aug 18 2009 2:24AM
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gmack24
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so you'd fuck attractive male celebrities?   fag.
Aug 18 2009 2:44AM
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Frank_Spinatra
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Barbara Streisand
Aug 18 2009 2:46AM
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8ONE657
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i'd slit her throat.


brad pitt/tom cruise
Aug 18 2009 2:51AM
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DrStrangelove
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Wilford Brimley

Aug 18 2009 2:58AM
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8ONE657
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are you kidding me? i'd tap dat...
DIA BEETUS and OATMEAL BITCHES.
Aug 18 2009 3:04AM
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Mr.Panda
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oatmeal is fucking bomb!
Aug 18 2009 3:05AM
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ryan.s
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missy eliot... ewyz
Aug 18 2009 3:08AM
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