Member of the Month

PartyBullshiit
March, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Who do you want to fight?

profile picture
Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
Sometimes the only way to solve a problem is good 'ole physical violence.  Who would you like to fight??

The choices are endless, they could be...someone famous, an athlete, a place, your friend, a made up character, an inanimate object, an idea or abstract thought, someone on NS (bonus points if it goes down, but as always, pics or it didn't happen) etc...  Don't limit yourself to people, sometimes a verb or adjective needs a good ass-kicking too.
Aug 16 2009 8:34PM
0 0
profile picture
*Nickdel*
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 868
what has been taken out of context? unless youve said shit under an alias
Aug 16 2009 9:45PM
0 0
profile picture
charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
he's a troll man, the worst he does is take up space.

+k though for watxin out
Aug 16 2009 9:46PM
0 0
profile picture
Banjo
Posts: 178 - Karma: 13
Rosie O'donnell

For biscotti

Click for larger image
Aug 16 2009 9:47PM
0 0
profile picture
UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23
sam hill.... dude is WAY too fucking good haha
Aug 16 2009 9:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
Screw you im a troll,,,

everyone should thank me atleast your saying something else than cool beans or secret code for imma faggot
Aug 16 2009 9:47PM
0 0
profile picture
grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
terrel owens
zac effron- just go get vannessa's attention
ryan sheckler
spencer pratt
spencer pratt
beat the SHIT out of spencer pratt
Aug 16 2009 9:47PM
0 0
profile picture
OscarTheGrouch
Posts: 839 - Karma: 15
yeah. definitely not gonna thank you. you're just a dick to charmander for no reason. i've read his posts and he's a nice, cool guy. stop being a douchebag to him. no one likes a fucking troll.
Aug 16 2009 9:49PM
0 0
profile picture
shortdawg
Posts: 1359 - Karma: 19
any fat kid who acts tough. any pussy jock that wears tapout like hes the shit
Aug 16 2009 9:50PM
0 0
profile picture
butteredjohnson
Posts: 558 - Karma: 113

you must be against gay people...

ethan peters i was about to kill that kid last year... talk about a kid that looks exactly like a rat

Aug 16 2009 9:51PM
0 0
profile picture
*Nickdel*
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 868
^ there it is. i agree 100% with you on this
Aug 16 2009 9:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
Im nice you im nice to alex, im nice to practically ever one else, im even rowens friend and charmander is just a douche I cant believe no one else sees this!!!!

HE SAID HE WANTS TO FIGHT ME FOR GODS SAKE, I NEVER SAID ANYTHING LIKE THAT I WOULD NEVER EVEN TOUCH HIM TOO!!!!! WITH HIS HAND AND STOMACH AND ALL!!!!
Aug 16 2009 9:51PM
0 0
profile picture
Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54

Sew those testicles back on and stop crying champ. You'll be fine if you just stay out of the tall grass and away from the animals.

Internets is serious bizniss.

Aug 16 2009 9:59PM
0 0
profile picture
Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
whoop, see i dont know well if you look back on it who does well your still cool i like you a lot
Aug 16 2009 10:00PM
0 0
profile picture
Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
biscotti, he's a dick-faced, bitching faggot.
Aug 16 2009 10:30PM
0 0
profile picture
Biscotti
Posts: 100 - Karma: 10
wow alias much? listen charmander your not a good person
Aug 16 2009 10:32PM
0 0
profile picture
youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10
how about you both shut the fuck up and please let the thread go on
Aug 16 2009 10:38PM
0 0
profile picture
BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
a good friend of mine. We were drunk and i was laying down on the lawn just resting and he poured a full beer on me. and my new hat. so i take my beer and pour it all over him. He  pins me on the ground and I punch him in the cheek fucking up his jaw. We never got to really fight so I wanna beat the shit outta his punkass. Hes tryin to do MMA but will get his shit rocked. Should be fun.
Aug 16 2009 11:15PM
0 0
profile picture
DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
bob barker for sure just like adam sandler
Aug 16 2009 11:19PM
0 0
profile picture
k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i would say zac efron, but i get the feeling that would be a quick fight. so i'll go with jet li, just because it would be awesome to have my ass handed to me by him.
Aug 17 2009 12:18AM
0 0
profile picture
the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
obama. its obvious why
Aug 17 2009 12:19AM
0 0
profile picture
Brows.
Posts: 1497 - Karma: 13
the person who thought up highschool musical
Aug 17 2009 12:21AM
0 0
profile picture
Kotke
Posts: 696 - Karma: 15
my boss that fuckin piece of shit asshole
Aug 17 2009 12:27AM
0 0
profile picture
Uncle.Badness
Posts: 2545 - Karma: 55
But less of a fight more of a tussle n' tumble eheh....
Aug 17 2009 12:43AM
0 0
profile picture
AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
That post was epic beyond all measure.

back on topic
I dont need to really right anyone. If no one ever fought the world would be a more productive place....

although there is a certain snowboarder, who kicked down a jump after some snowboard rail comp, so that the skiers couldn't hit it after.

and who ever decided essays were such an important part of education. I have some hidden rage for this genious...

and now that i think about it.... i would like to fight all the retired old people who live near me, because thanks to them, the entire education system of arizona is fucked, because they would rather have government pay for more cops
Aug 17 2009 12:48AM
0 0
profile picture
OscarTheGrouch
Posts: 839 - Karma: 15
exactly. add a jello or pudding kiddie pool and that would be a very fun night.
Aug 17 2009 12:51AM
0 0
profile picture
SteevJee
Posts: 1916 - Karma: 144
I would like to give Biscotti a hug because it seems he has some issues in his life, but I would like to punch several people apart of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Aug 17 2009 1:14AM
0 0
profile picture
Z_rob
Posts: 3076 - Karma: 152
Perez Hilton and Akon
Aug 17 2009 1:21AM
0 0
profile picture
caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Dude, I'm pretty sure he could fuck you up bad:
http://www.psypokes.com/dex/psydex/004/attacks
Aug 17 2009 1:26AM
0 0
profile picture
youknomysteeze
Posts: 416 - Karma: 10
+k
Aug 17 2009 1:49AM
0 0
profile picture
sk1er
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
ann coulter

yep
Aug 17 2009 2:06AM
0 0
profile picture
iFail
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 65
sometimes, on occasion, it is OK to use bullets.  When you are doing every guy in the F'ing world a favor by doing so it's ok.  Oh and I choose every musician ever on the nickalodian, carlos mencia(although as we know Kanye alread finished that), that annoying comedian in that shopping grocery movie, and a few more stand up comedians..
Aug 17 2009 2:26AM
0 0
profile picture
epoxiedtip
Posts: 535 - Karma: 56
yes .
Aug 17 2009 2:32AM
0 0
profile picture
jakepwilliams
Posts: 895 - Karma: 51
i'd fight myself out in front of a bar
Aug 17 2009 2:41AM
0 0
profile picture
rachie.b
Posts: 183 - Karma: 380
so true.
Aug 17 2009 2:49AM
0 0
profile picture
jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
no, rowen is your friend. there's a difference. i doubt he even realizes that he is on your friends list.
Aug 17 2009 2:53AM
0 0
profile picture
*Nickdel*
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 868
ouch low blow^
Aug 17 2009 7:19AM
0 0
profile picture
mike91129
Posts: 777 - Karma: 43
Click for larger image

This damn spreadsheet i stare at all day.
Aug 17 2009 11:03AM
0 0
profile picture
Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
Glen Beck,

Every fucking person that speeds up when I put my blinker on,

The unknown kid in high school that stole 20 bucks out of my wallet when my pants were only half in the locker,

Pretty much every religious leader,

Everyone who wears a graphic tee,

Kim Jong-Il,

Anyone that has a UFC sticker on their car,

The kid that did a little dance after every basket in YMCA basketball last Thursday,

and I wouldn't mind watching some chick drop kick Sara Palin straight in the face.
Aug 17 2009 11:24AM
0 0
profile picture
MatRich
Posts: 4789 - Karma: 1,812

did you watch fight club recently by any chance?

I would fight the dentist for pulling out my teeth

Aug 17 2009 11:32AM
0 0
profile picture
artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
that d-bag dropping trash all over the floor at red rob last night WHILE I WAS CLEANING. if you happen to read this somehow, fuck you and your family.
Aug 17 2009 12:28PM
0 0
profile picture
geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
jayo. YOUR MINE
Aug 17 2009 12:28PM
0 0
profile picture
kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
It's practically impossible to be male, watch that movie, and NOT want to beat the living shit out of someone after finishing the film.
Aug 17 2009 12:37PM
0 0
profile picture
highaltNM
Posts: 552 - Karma: 52
I want to beat the hell out of a guy I work with.  Is it bad that he's 50?
Aug 17 2009 12:42PM
0 0
profile picture
mike91129
Posts: 777 - Karma: 43
nope, i wanted to punch a dude thats like 65+ right in the mouth yesterday at work.
Aug 17 2009 12:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Twinjibber77
Posts: 6239 - Karma: 2,356
SHAUN FUCKING WHITE.
Zac Efron
All threee Jonas brothers at the same time
Every kid that acts like a tool at parties, every kid that steals shit from house parties
Kathy Griffin
Obviously Tyler Durden, your dumb not to wanna.
My high school football coach
My Boss
Vinny the Chin
Guido's
Aug 17 2009 12:57PM
0 0
profile picture
SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60

yeastyboy11, kevskis, rowen lol, anybody with a orange colored tan or ed hardy shirt, andy ju

Aug 17 2009 2:29PM
0 0
profile picture
jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
LAWLZ
Aug 17 2009 2:33PM
0 0
profile picture
B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
ill fight this oh word faggot
Aug 17 2009 2:34PM
0 0
profile picture
Scott22~
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
I want to fight obama on PPV. I wouldnt even punch him, but everyone would buy a PPV the president was fighting on, id make millions!~
Aug 17 2009 2:41PM
0 0
profile picture
TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
kimbo slice cuz he just looks like a pussy bitch
Aug 17 2009 4:41PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)